Happens on the second play. Not for the squeamish.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Video/WTF!?: World's Largest Beach Ball
"A beach ball that was dropped and bounced around on Elm Street in downtown Dallas on Sunday.
It was all part of Carnival Cruise Lines' attempt to break a record for the world's largest beach ball.
According to Guiness the ball needed to be at least 10 meters in diameter and had to be made of real beach ball material."
Video/Politix: Saving the A-Listers for Last
A final "5 Friends / Don't Vote" promo, this time with bigger names.
Preash to Morgan
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Video/Politix: Synchronized Presidential Debating
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Preash to Mike and Ike
TV/Politix: The Barack Obama Show!
Make sure you check out Obama's 30-minute paid political ad, Barack Obama: American Stories, at 8pm/7c on NBC, CBS, Fox and a few other networks.
Video/TV: The Simpsons Does Mad Men
Check out The Simpsons' spoof of the Mad Men intro that will air on the annual Treehouse of Horror episode on Nov. 2nd.
Homer also attempts to vote for Obama in that episode.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
The Internets/Music: Every Music Video Ever?
Have you peeped MTVMusic.com yet? Tons and tons of music videos. You name it, they got it. And they're embeddable.
They also have a bunch of throwback Pop-Up Videos. Now go kill some time.
Preash to Tressel
List/TV/Sports: 15 Great Sportscasting Bloopers
And here's a compilation of 15 Great Sportscasting Bloopers
Link via Gorilla Mask
YumYums: Free Taco Bell Taco Today!
Because a base was stolen in one of the games of the World Series, Taco Bell is giving away 1 free cruncy beef taco per person from 2-6 pm today.
Holla.
Monday, October 27, 2008
List/TV: The 25 Cheesiest Syndicated TV Shows
See how many of these crappy shows you can remember on this list of The 25 Cheesiest Syndicated TV Shows
Preash to Jess
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
YumYums: The Birthplaces of 10 Great American Foods
This is a pretty intersting article on The Birthplaces of 10 Great American Foods
Chicks: Hot Chicks in Hot Tubs
How about this fantastic gallery of Hot Chicks in Hot Tubs
Link via Gorilla Mask
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Video/Music: Kanye talks about his upcoming album
Check out this brief interview with Kanye about his upcoming album.
Apparently there will be no rapping...all "singing". I gotta say, I was very unimpressed with the first single, "Love Lockdown".
And from what I can surmise after watching this interview, we can expect a bunch of the same. Original, stripped down beats (i.e. no sped-up classic R&B samples, which put him on the map as a producer) and an overabundance of the Auto-Tune/vocorder effect (which jumped the shark in rap/R&B just moments after "Lollipop" blew up).
Please do enjoy.
Monday, October 20, 2008
WTF!?: Muppet forced into a life of crime
This serial bank robber who just hit a bank in my neighborhood obviously channeled the spirit of Jim Henson when he put his disguise together.
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Video/TV: Sarah Palin Rap from SNL
I can't get the phrase "Shoot a mothahumpin' moose" outta my head. Haha.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Vintage Preash: The Rawlings Family
During the Christmas breaks, whenever my buddies come over to our house in Sugar Land, they always leave saying, "Dude, your mom is awesome." Without fail, she insists on feeding us a huge 5- or 6-dish meal and making sure we get our fill of beer.
Last Christmas she stayed up late with us throwing out pre-created college football trivia questions (with prizes) and playing Rock Band. Watching her belt out "Naaaa-ture iiiiiis a whore" while singing Nirvana is quite a spectacle.
And chicks, after meeting her, always end up saying, "Awwww, I LOVE your mom! She's so cute!"
So, needless to say, my mom is the best. And my dad is great for a laugh, too.
Here are a few Preash moments with my parents.
Thursday, November 7, 2007 - 8:06 PM - My mom: A brief AIM convo
mom (7:00:03 PM): I sent a joke to our meterologist here that I love
mom (7:00:03 PM): she sent me a thank you
Ryan (7:01:28 PM): what was the joke
mom (7:01:49 PM): she was looking for knock knock jokes on Halloween
mom (7:01:54 PM): it was dumb
mom (7:01:58 PM): but she used it
mom (7:02:08 PM): Knock knock
mom (7:02:13 PM): whose there
mom (7:02:17 PM): Manuel
Ryan (7:02:22 PM): wait
mom (7:02:23 PM): Manuel who
Ryan (7:02:27 PM): lemme see if I can guess it
Ryan (7:03:01 PM): man, you'll be sorry if you don't give me some candy?
mom (7:03:09 PM): you looked it up
Ryan (7:03:11 PM): nope
Ryan (7:03:14 PM): is that it?
mom (7:03:17 PM): yes
Ryan (7:03:20 PM): damn I'm good
mom (7:03:26 PM): you looked it up
Ryan (7:03:30 PM): no I didn't
mom (7:03:31 PM): ok
mom (7:03:38 PM): how about
mom (7:03:49 PM): why did the skeleton refuse to fight
Ryan (7:04:00 PM): hrmm...
Ryan (7:04:29 PM): I give up
mom (7:04:40 PM): he didn't have the guts
Ryan (7:04:45 PM): nice
Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 8:29 PM - Preash: My mom is proud that I'm smarter than a 5th grader
My mom just called me up because she was watching one of her favorite "programs", Are You Smarter that a 5th Grader?, and needed reassurance that I, indeed, am.
She says, "OK, there's a frat dude on there with a bunch of his frat brothers and the question was, "The song 'America' starts as 'My country 'tis of thee...' What are the next 4 words?"
I answer, "Sweet land of liberty," after which she immediately belts out a hardy, Southern "WOOHOOOOOO!!!!"
"That college education paid off! The frat dude and all of his frat bros got it wrong," she exclaims, relieved.
After admitting I was a genius, she said, "You ARE a genius!" I could hear my dad, in the background, say, "You're a Rawlings." Us Rawlings folk love our U.S. of A., that's for damn sure.
With a tear in her eye, she happily let me return to watching Pageant Place, and she went back to her respective "program".
There's only one song that can due justice to the elated pride I'm feeling right now...
For some reason, this song always reminds me of America's Funniest Home Videos circa Bob Saget
Tuesday, June 24, 2008 - 12:33 PM - Preash: A weekend with my parents
My parents came to Charlotte and we drove to Charleston for the weekend. Here a few quick highlights/lowlights.
- My dad making up words that don't need to be made up. Ex. "The entrance is over there...but where's the outrance."
- My mom using the term "for shizzle" in regular conversation when we arrived at Arby's.
- My dad constantly clearing his throat so loudly that it scares you.
- My mom constantly sneezing so loudly that it scares you...and annoys passengers on the airplane (my dad said a guy turned around and gave her a look).
- My mom now walks so slowly that it's literally an effort to walk with her...and stairs, forget about it.
- 6 hours round trip to Charleston...in the car...with my parents. 6 hours.
- My mom asking on 5 seperate occasions about my ex-girlfriend, how she's doing, if we'll ever date again, etc.
- My dad incessantly adjusting my car A/C.
- Meals. Giant, delicious meals.
- My mom's impulse buy at the grocery store...American flag bandanas. And her returning them the next day.
- Being teased by my dad for "getting all fancy" to go eat dinner...then being rejected by the restaurant because he was wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. "We actually don't allow gentlemen without sleeves."
- My mom crying at dinner because she was "proud of the man" her son has become. She's good at that.
So anyway, it was a good time. Family is great...in moderation. Love you guys.
Note: My brother suggested that I take this down because "it's a little harsh" but I'm leaving it up A) Because it's not harsh at all and B) Because no parents have as good of a sense of humor as mine...they know it comes from a good place. Plus, my brother's a Nancy.
Vintage Preash: The Workplace
I have yet to place a good "The Workplace" since I've worked up here in Charlotte. Shame. I'll get on that soon. But back when I lived in Oklahoma (and had more free time), I was all about it.
Thursday, November 8, 2007 - 5:53 PM - The Workplace: Replacing Dave
Today, I replaced Dave with a more qualified employee.
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Then I told him, "I don't know what's more inflated - that beach ball or your ego." Then all my co-workers lifted me up on their shoulders and carried me triumphantly through the halls.
RY-AN, RY-AN, RY-AN!!!
Thursday, November 8, 2007 - 5:41 PM - The Workplace: Effing with Lucas
Today, I made a card for the new guy, Lucas.I have since learned that the only person who's grammar is that bad is Work Dave.
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Hours later, I found this on my computer screen.
Hrmm. "Its" my "breathe".
Friday, November 9, 2007 - 5:52 PM - The Workplace: Meet the characters
As always, click to enlarge
This is one of my bosses, Todd. He's cool. Today, he played the Wilhelm scream over the PA system.
Here's Lucas, again. I think he's straight.
This is Dave. Dave used to work in ENG here (Electronic News Gathering), and I never let him forget it. You may recall how I tried to crush his spirit yesterday. We booze together sometimes, and he's trying to teach me how to golf. As you can see, he takes "Casual Friday" very seriously.
Me and Dave. I find camera flashes to be HILARIOUS.
Your handsome hero sending a big preash to YOU, the fans.
Saturday, March 1, 2008 - 1:50 PM - The Workplace/Video: Preash presents "unbreakable"
My finest work yet. I've never been more proud of anything in my life.
***A Preash Original***
Preash to Lucas, Dave and the pimps in Engineering.
Wednesday, March 1, 2008 - 2:43 PM - Preash/The Workplace: Me on the News
I was talked about on the news for like 20 seconds this morning.
Work Dave made a sign to try to get peeps to come to my going-away party. The morning team got a hold of it and featured at the end of the show today.
They praised my work. Now all of central Oklahoma knows when and where my going-away party is. No big deal.
'.'.'.'.' A (Selfish) 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Vintage Preash: Trouble with Upstairs Neighbors
Back when I lived in Oklahoma, a family moved into the apartment directly above mine. The two little kids in that family spent alot of time running and wrestling for hours at a time.
Here are my first series of rants on Preash...it began as a complaint and progressed into borderline stalking.
Thursday, October 18, 2007 - 12:45 PM - Complaint Box: take your damn kids outside
It's early fall in OKC. It's a sunny 65 or 70 degrees in the evenings. Perfect weather to be outside.
And the kids in the apartment above me are running around inside...every night...from 4 pm to 10 pm.
There used to be a young, single chick who lived above me. I never heard her. Seriously, never. Sometimes I even wondered if she had moved out. Well, she actually did a couple weeks ago. Now a single Indian mother and her 2 kids, a boy who's probably in 2nd grade and a girl who's probably in Kindergarten, have moved in. In a 700 sq. foot 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom apartment. Holy shit.
The kids run around the apartment non-stop. Constant thuds from above. Sometimes stuff in my apartment vibrates. Last night I decided to fight fire with fire. I cranked up my stereo and turned the bass to the max. I think I got the point across. There was silence for about 20 minutes. Then it got crunk again.
"Let's eff with Ryan! Hooray!"
When I was a kid, my mom wouldn't even let my brother and I look at each other inside. As soon as we started to wrestle, she'd scream, "GO OUTSIIIIIDE!". So we would. When we started to wrestle on the lawn, she'd come out there and scream, "STOP IT! STOOOOOP IT!"
These kids need to go play outside. There's a playground in the apartment complex, for Christ's sake! Do something, crappy single mom!
I'll do the stereo bit a few more times, then I guess I'll have to be the snitch neighbor who complains to the management. I've always been on the receiving end of such complaints, never the giver.
Stay tuned!
Sunday, October 28, 2007 - 5:22 PM - Complaint Box: Update on the loud kids upstairs
Several days ago, I complained about the loud little kids in the 1-bedroom apartment above me who run around all day and all night.
Well, I had to snitch. I called apartment management and filed a complaint. Their running from one end of the apartment to the other was rattling my windows and shaking my ceiling. It got quiet for a while, and it hasn't been as bad overall. But they still go buck wild sometimes. It's then when I stand on a dining room chair and throw hammer fists against the ceiling. They usually get the point.
So I'm hoping that they've gotten the point for the most part. The best part is now, on the rare occasion that the kids are playing outside, they get scared when they see me. They saw me as I was leaving the apartment yesterday and immediately ran upstairs. Me mad-dogging them probably had something to do with it, too.
Saturday, November 24, 2007 - 10:06 PM - Preash: The destined confrontation finally goes down!
One of my very first posts to Preash was "Complaint Box: take your damn kids outside"
Basically, a family is living in the 1-bedroom apartment directly over me. Two little kids, a mom, and (from what I can surmise) the mom's father. The kids run around alot, and it is loud.
I made a formal complaint to the management a few months ago, and since then the noise has been a little bit better.
Tonight, the kids were getting extremely crunk. I banged on the ceiling once, to let them know it was bothersome. An hour later, it was still poppin' upstairs, so I banged again.
Hook 'em.
Then I heard their door open, and people walking downstairs. Oh shizzle, Mac 'bout to drizzle.
A knock. Of course Boone started barking, so I trapped him in the bedroom. Then I opened the door.
It was the mom and the grandfather. He was a short, almost bald Indian man with glasses, probably in his early 60's. She was probably about my height (she was standing on the 1st step, so who knows), with glasses. They were both very nice-looking.
Before I could even say hello, the grandpa pulled back and literally spit in my face.
No, actually he didn't, you dummy.
Grandpa said, very kindly and apologetically, "Sorry to bother, we heard a knocking from below...are we making too much noise or...?" His English wasn't that smooth, but I don't know how to approximate it without being offensive. Basically, he was speaking more with body language than he was with the English language.
I said, "Yes, that was me. I wanted to let you know that it was kinda loud up there..."
All parties, including myself, were very smiley and apologetic and understanding. Until I pulled out my glock.
Didn't fall for that one, huh?
They apologized and then the mom asked, "Is it the voices, or is it the children stomping?"
I said it definitely wasn't voices, it must have been the kids. (I was pulling the "Oh, I didn't know you had kids, I just thought y'all were some rambunctious motherf-ckers" card.)
She said she was sorry and that the kids are shut inside all day on account of the cold weather, and she tells them to "seet down, be quiet...but 5 meenoots later, they arr back up again".
I must reiterate, this was all very light and upbeat, and even a little happy.
So basically, they asked if they could give me the mom's number so I could call her directly whenever it got too loud again (btw - her name is Anuja. [ah-NOO-shah] I was very proud of myself for pronouncing it back to her just as she had said it...I hope they were, too.)
I took down her number and gave them mine. I said, "Here's my number, too. My name is Ryan...I know I probably turn up my stereo too loud from time to time." See, tit for tat.
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As you can see, I was confused as to whose number would be written down first. Also, my pen hates y's.
In the end, we got to know each other better, commiserated about the cold weather/apartment life, and created a direct connection should problems ever arise in the future.
Also, I gotta give them props for having the balls to come down and confront the unknown, disgruntled neighbor. I would never have the chutzpah. I'd probably just seethe and cut myself to watch me bleed. (That's a joke, mom)
Baby, Anuja were the one from the day I metcha.
BONUS
I found this picture via Google image search while trying to find a more suitable one. It may just be my favorite picture of all time, ever, until the end of time.
giant-baby.jpg - Does it get any better than that!?
Tuesday, January 8, 2008 - 7:26 PM - Preash: Meet the F-ckers
Remember my whole saga with the Indian family of 3 (maybe 4) that lives upstairs and makes way too much noise? (It would benefit you to click here to refresh yourself on all of the characters named.)
Well, while I was sick and sitting around the house, I found myself in a Rear Window-ish mood. I heard Anuja and company going up and down the stairs over and over again and discovered they were moving furniture into their minivan.
I decided this would be a perfect opportunity to snap some candid pics so you Preash fans could put faces to names. Plus, did I mention I was stuck at home and bored and creepy?
So here you go! Click to enlarge.
Here's the little boy carrying on a chair on his head. He's the loudest one. It's good that they make him earn his keep.
Here, Anuja is adjusting the furniture so it will fit in her pimp-ass ride. If you look closely, you can see grandpa in the back of the van pretending he's Gollum in his Misty Mountains cave.
Here's some pics of Anuja and the grandfather figure loading the furniture.
And finally, the grandfather looking especially maniacal.
So is this what you expected them to look like? Neat.
Preash: 1 YEAR OLD!!!
Today, Preash is 1 year old.
On this day one year ago at 1:28 CST, Preash was born.
I want to thank the 4 or 5 of you devoted Preashers who wholly account for the nearly 300,000 page views since Preash's inception.
I started Preash partly out of wanting to share all the funny, stupid stuff I found online, on TV and elsewhere that other may (or often may not) enjoy...and partly out of vanity (hence the page hit counter at the bottom of the page).
As work and life have become busier for me over the last year, it has been brought to my attention that I have strayed away from the traditional humorous blogging and veered more towards just posting videos and stuff. While I still don't the time and resources to keep up with the weekly Preash features (e.g. Throwback Thursday), I have been trying to do more writing and will try to get back into sharing some of the funnier/more awkward run-ins from my personal life.
I think when I started to see the page hits go up, I started trying to appeal to the masses instead of remaining devoted to you peeps who were Preashin' from the get-go. I slowly came to the realization that any 'tard can just post videos and internet junk without adding any original content. It's this guy who makes the difference.
So anywho, that's something to look forward to.
I love to hear feedback, positive or negative, about what's working and what's not on Preash. So c'mon, assholes, post comments every now and then. You don't have to create an account or anything.
But again, thanks to all you Preashers, both those who just mindlessly ogle ("The Official Pop Culture Website of Adult ADD") and especially those of you who contribute by sharing crazy stuff I may not have seen or commenting.
To celebrate Preash's anniversary, I'm gonna re-post some of the best Preash posts of the last year. If you can think of any that stuck out in your mind and I forgot, please do share.
Video/Sports: Monstrous High School Football Double Block
I think this warrants not just a "GA-DOOSH!" but a GA-DOOSH-DOOSH!!
Video/TV: Weatherman Proposes Live on the Air
It was cute. It was memorable. It was a tear-jerker. And the collective reaction from every Red Raider? "WHERE ARE MY GODDAM MIKE LEACH HIGHLIGHTS!?"
List: 20 Combinations of Animals Riding Other Animals
BestWeekEver.tv has perhaps one of the best lists ever - 20 Combinations of Animals Riding Other Animals
Does it get any better than that?
Thursday, October 16, 2008
The Internets: YouFellAsleepWatchingaDVD.com
Haha, this is masterful!
YouFellAsleepWatchingaDVD.com
Link via in4mador
Politix/The Internets: Joe Biden's off-color Sarah Palin joke
See what happens when Joe Biden asks Sarah Palin, "What's the difference between your mouth and vagina?"
I'm Ryan Rawlings and I do not support this message.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: Slow Motion Disrepect
I recommend you mute this crappy song and crank this up instead while watching this video.
Video/TV: Pageant Moms Music Video
Some genius edited together a music video from the various TV shows about dumpy, middle-aged psychos whose daddies only stopped ignoring them briefly enough to remind them how chubby they look in their new church dress: pageant moms.
It's like watching a ballet performed by meth addicts.
It's sad when the best parent appears to the guy at 1:22.
List/Sports: The Top 10 WWE / WWF Matches of All Time
Here's a fun blast from the past.
AskMen.com has compiled their list of The Top 10 WWE / WWF Matches of All Time (with video)
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video/Politix: Hayden Attempts Tongue-in-Cheek Humor, Curses
So about a week ago, Hay-Hay woke me up by gently rubbing my back and smiling as if she wanted something. Unfortunately, what she wanted was not the same thing I wanted.
"Babe," she said, "Do you think Emily (her manager) would be pissed if I did a sarcastic viral video for Funny or Die where I said 'f*ck' a few times? I mean, it'd be funny and topical, not just me cursing for no reason. You know, for change, babe."
I told her I was barely awake and would need get my brain going before giving her a well-thought-out answer.
As she cooked us breakfast, I pondered. "Why not?" I said. She let out a girly squeal, kissed me on the cheek, and ran out of the room with her iPhone.
What an angel. Little did she know that the only reason I said yes was because I felt guilty for no longer watching her show since no one ever dies anymore, so there are no real stakes for any of the characters.
Anyway, here it is.
Video: Big Singer Falls Off Table
It's not over 'til the fat lady sings and falls off the table and writhes around on the ground in pain.
Music Video: "Head Over Heels" Literal Video Version
Remember the literal video version of "Take on Me" that came out last week?
Well now someone's made a literal version of "Head Over Heels" by Tears for Fears. Brilliant stuff.
Video/TV: Senator Clay's Lost It
If you've never seen arguably one of the greatest TV shows of all time, HBO's The Wire (may it rest in peace), you should probably off yourself already.
For those of you still reading, you surely love every time Senator Clay Davis growls his catch phrase, "Sheeeeeeeeit."
Well it appears that since the show has gone off the air, the Senator has completely lost it. Check out his longest sheeeeeit ever.
Via BestWeekEver.tv
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Video: (Alternate) Doogie Howser M.D. Intro
Another hilarious re-made TV show intro from Fatal Farm that I had never seen before. This is great!
Chicks/List: The 10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos of All Time
Unibrow has a delightful compilation of The 10 Sexiest Body Paint Videos of All Time - Pretty NSFW
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video/Politix: Sarah Palin Puts it All Out There
You go, girl! Voters want an honest, God-fearing hockey mom in the White House.
Video/Politix: How About the Job She Did!? (REMIX)
I love editing like this.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Video: Dog Drinking Water in Slow Motion
See more rad stuff in slow motion on Time Warp, October 15th at 8pm EST on the Discovery Channel.
Politix: Palin's Newsweek Cover
Many conservatives are upset with Newsweek because of the un-retouched close-up of Sarah Palin on the cover.
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Especially upset is this yappy Republican Media Consultant (whatever the f*ck that means), Andrea Tantaros.
America already has a hot, loopy, loudmouth conservative, sweetheart. Her name is Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Would someone please throw something at this chick? Preash.
(BTW, though it pains me, I gotta admit it...I've been watching The View alot lately. Seeing all those chicks gang up on Elisabeth, and watching Elisabeth retaliate, is grade A entertainment during the political season.
This admission is also a good excuse to link to more pics of her.)
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Video: Videogame Competition Freakout
"We're sponsored and you're making us look like f*cking idiots."
Language NSFW
The Workplace: Physical Activity = No , Deadly Addiction = Sure!
A few months ago, someone brought a hacky sack into work. Whenever we'd have a few free minutes here and there, Work Dave, Stevie 3-Times, myself and others would kick it around a little.
Our bosses have always been pretty cool about letting us take breaks to relax and have some fun, most likely because we are in a "creative" profession. And in order to remain creative, open-minded, free-thinking employees, we need a little play time. (I read a really good article about this topic once, but I can't find it. Bummer.)
Eventually we all got pretty good and began playing at the end of the work day. Come 5:00 pm, the table in the middle of the department was pushed to the side and hacky sackage commenced.
After a while, that progressed into playing at the end of our lunch break to burn off some calories and get the juices flowing.
But recently the hammer has come down.
Because the economy is sucking balls, the station is experiencing a hiring freeze. No new employees until there's more money. The only department that is currently completely full is ours. So all eyes are on us. Spiteful, hater eyes.
We had a department meeting on Monday and basic theme was, "Work more. The GM said that we've looked like we're having too much fun and haven't been busy enough lately. Be more professional."
So that kinda sucks, but it's understandable. It's a business, after all.
However, Stevie 3-Times helped me come to a realization yesterday. Being that several of our co-workers in the department are regular smokers, he said, "We'll just go out there with them and play during their smoke break."
Granted, he was kidding, but it made me think. How is it that four or five 10-minute breaks every day (on the clock) to feed an unhealthy addiction is permissible, but a few minutes of physical activity that also increases your hand-eye coordination and sparks your synapses is a no-no?
You would think that, as a big, faceless corporation that cares only about the bottom line and output, it would be preferable (read: profitable) to have healthy, energetic employees over hacking, stinky, addicted ones.
And, speaking more generally, who in their right mind smokes in this day and age? I mean, I'll rip one or two on an occassional boozy weekend. But to still be a regular smoker in the year 2008, you must either be really ballsy, really apathetic or just plain ignorant. Or perhaps a delicious combination of the three.
Dear smoker: You smell bad. Your breath smells worse. You're extremely selfish to make others dwell in your shit cloud. And, most importantly, don't you realize that people look down on you!? People literally think less of you because you're a smoker. Don't kid yourself, buddy, that's a fact. It's not '78 anymore, Steve McQueen.
But let me get off my high horse.
So I guess I'll just have to accept the current state of affairs. No hacky sack, but smoking's OK. Gay, but whatever. I blame the economy.
I guess one could point out that I'm writing this entire rant at work and give me a good, solid, "STFU." But why would you wanna do that?
The Workplace: Man in Box
I present to you my latest found art piece. It's called Man in Box.
It represents the repression and imprisonment of the modern working man within the walls of capitalism.
(Also, Stevie 3-Times wasn't feeling good that day.)
Poetic. Beautiful. Haunting. Man in Box.
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Video/Politix: McCain Won't Shake Obama's Hand
After last night's debate, Obama goes for a handshake and McCain says, "Shake that trollop's hand. I hate you."
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
List/Chicks: The 10 Hottest Canadian Female Celebrities of All Time
Elisha Cuthbert
Unibrow has a nice list (with video) of The 10 Hottest Canadian Female Celebrities of All Time
Link via Gorilla Mask
Music: Asher Roth - "A Millie"
Also check out his new song, "I Love College"
Click here to check out my other posts about Asher.
TV: Entourage renewed
Even they're surprised
For the two or three of you still watching Entourage, you'll be glad to know it has been renewed for another season.
Link via Pop Candy
Monday, October 6, 2008
Video: The Ultimate Compilation
Outrageously awesome.
"Non Stop Funny, Crazy, Extreme, Amazing & Cool videos for 35mins"
YumYums: The Hamburger Fatty Melt
Wow, The Hamburger Fatty Melt (a beef patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches) looks unhealthy and delicious.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video/Sports: Kimbo Slice KO'ed
In case you have yet to see the Kimbo fight from Saturday night.
Ken Shamrock had to pull out at the last second because he cut his eye during training, so they threw in this scrub, Seth Petruzelli, from The Ultimate Fighter season 2.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Video: 2 Entertaining Stage Dives
There's a rad song called "As I Watch the Sun F*ck the Ocean" by Boy Hits Car that I love and hadn't heard in a while.
While YouTubing it, I found this video of the lead singer, Cregg, doing a 68-foot stage dive. This has got to be the craziest stage dive I've ever seen.
Then, I ran into this. The lamest stage dive ever.
Video: Dog Running a Magazine Stand
"I've seen some things in my life, buddy. Things you couldn't imagine."
Video/WTF!?: The Renewed Mind is the Key
Six people were shot in the parking lot after the concert. You see what happens when you let kids listen to this stuff!? For shame.
List/TV: The 10 Most Stupidly Accurate South Park Song Parodies
BestWeekEver.tv has a compilation of The 10 Most Stupidly Accurate South Park Song Parodies
Music/Movies: The Wu-Tang Clan documentary
I'm looking forward to The Wu-Tang Clan documentary coming out in November.
Link via Pop Candy
Video/Sports/TV: The Ultimate Fighter Season 8 Brawl
If you're not watching this season of The Ultimate Fighter, you're missing out. Like every other season, it's been quite entertaining.
Check out this scene from next week's episode as Junie, the bipolar, boozing lunatic, takes on pretty much everyone in the house. Good stuff.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Video/TV: Bill Maher on The View
Bill Maher was on The View yesterday morning promoting his upcoming movie Religulous (which I can't wait to see). Things got pretty heated considering that two of the hosts are conservative, religious nutcases. Entertaining television, to say the least.
The Internets: Levi's Jeans' "Unbutton Your Beast" Viral Campaign
So BestWeekEver.tv shared Levi's new viral campaign, "Unbutton Your Beast." And it's awesome.
Basically you choose which beast you want to voice, call a toll free number, put in the code it gives you, and record a message. Within seconds, you have your beast mouthing the words that you just recorded.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
My first attempt turned out to be quite funny. I called the number and decided I'd just spontaneously make something up...but when Steve came by and gave me an inquisitive look as I was doing an odd voice on the phone, I could help but think about how funny it was going to come out to be. I then went into an uncontrollable laughing fit.
This is the result.
"LMAO."
This is one of the coolest things I've played with in a while. Click here to make your own. Have fun.
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