Language NSFW
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Video/Movies: Trailer for Katt Williams' new stand-up DVD
Here's the trailer for Katt Williams' latest stand-up comedy DVD, It's Pimpin' Pimpin', which comes out November 11th.
Movies/TV: No Arrested Development movie?
YumYums: It's All Fried at The State Fair of Texas
If fried jelly beans sound too healthy for your taste, why not graduate to the chicken fried bacon?
Check out all the artery-cloggers at the State Fair of Texas 2008.
Preash to Valenza
Monday, September 29, 2008
Preash: "Comedian" Incites a Terrible Case of the Douche Chills
So just a few minutes ago, my mom forwarded me and e-mail with the subject "Very clever" and an attached video Viagaracommercial.wmv.
I open the file and cringe my way through a 2-minute "stand-up comedy" routine. I can't remember the last time I was hit with such a severe case of douche chills that lasted over such a substantial amount of time. A 2-minute long douche chill attack is nothing to scoff at.
I can see exactly how it went down. A big company hires the 4th-most-popular "clean, corporate comedian" to entertain the masses at the yearly national convention. A middle-aged mother of three sees said comedian and spreads the word about the latest comedy-legend-in-the-making. They can't remember his name but they can remember one of the funniest, most relatable, hippest comedy routines they've ever seen.
"Hey, I know Immodium! HEY, I KNOW THAT SONG!!! LOL! My son listens to it on the black station! Miller Lite and condoms!? This guy's edgy. I can't wait to show Mary Anne in Accounting. This is soooo Mary Anne!"
And before you know it, Eric O'Shea's uber-hacky "TV Commercials" bit has 1.6 million views on YouTube.
As for the joke suggesting that herpes...the disease, herpes...makes promotional commercials. Whatevz, let's just excuse that failed premise because the PMS joke was oh so delightfully naughty!
You've been warned.
Newsish: Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman back together?
It appears that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together.
Videos: Sacha Baron Cohen causes panic at Fashion Week
Sacha Baron Cohen as his gay model character, Bruno, causes a little mayhem by crashing the stage at Milan during Fashion Week for his upcoming movie.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Video: Dirty Spelling Bee
Strap on your LOLlerskates. This is f*cking great.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Language NSFW
Video: Diesel Safe for Work Pr0n
While this is technically SFW, it's pretty darn risque.
Very funny, regardless.
List: Stories Behind 10 Dr. Seuss Stories
Hey, nerd. Peep Stories Behind 10 Dr. Seuss Stories
Interesting stuff, yo.
Video/TV/Politix: Letterman talks about McCain's cancellation
On top of suspending his campaign yesterday, John McCain also cancelled his appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.
Here's Letterman's frustrated reaction. It's blowing up the YouTubes.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Newsish: 15 Signs Clay Aiken was Gay
BestWeekEver.tv has photographic evidence - 15 Signs Clay Aiken was Gay
Music: New Songs from The Cool Kids
Check out a couple of new songs from The Cool Kids. Bangers.
"Pennies" - You may have heard them perform this on Jimmy Kimmel back in July.
"I Got Colors"
Chicks: The Babes of Oktoberfest
Wanna see a bunch of hot drunk chicks in breast-enhancing tops? Peep The Babes of Oktoberfest
Link via Gorilla Mask
List: The 10 Most Twisted Torture Techniques Throughout History
"It'll work better if she's naked. Trust me."
Please do be viewing The 10 Most Twisted Torture Techniques Throughout History
It seems they forgot to add "Having to watch Dancing with the Stars." Am I right, fellas? AM I RIGHT!? OLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOLOLLOLLERCOASTERLOLOLO!!1!
Link via Gorilla Mask
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
List/Sports: The 20 All-Time Best ESPN GameDay Signs
If you're a man, you'll enjoy The 20 All-Time Best ESPN GameDay Signs
Link via Gorilla Mask
The Internets/Video Games: Play Tons of Free Nintendo Games
Go to this website to play a bunch of classic Nintento games. Awesome.
List/The Internets: The 10 Funniest Cat Videos in Internet History
I know one lunatic, in particular, who will especially love The 10 Funniest Cat Videos in Internet History
Link via Gorilla Mask
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Newsish/Music: Travis Barker in Plane Crash
Travis Barker and DJ AM are in critical condition after a plane crash in South Carolina.
Friday, September 19, 2008
List/Sports: 7 Plays Dumber than DeSean Jackson's fumble
Check out this compilation of 7 Plays Dumber Than DeSean Jackson's Fumble
Fun!
Link via Gorilla Mask
List/Chicks: The 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Nerds
Zoey Deschanel
Unibrow has a fun compilation (with video) of The 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Nerds
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: Brainstorming
College Humor's original videos have been sucking lately, but this one's actually somewhat humorous.
Language NSFW
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
TV: The season premiere of Dexter is already online
Showtime is releasing the season premieres of Dexter and Californication way before their Sept. 28th air date.
Click here and use "lady killer" as the password.
Link via Pop Candy
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Chicks/List: Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties
Unibrow has a fun assortment of The Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties (with video!)
Link via Gorilla Mask
List: The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles
BestWeekEver.tv has a fun list of The 30 Worst Autobiography Pun Titles
Video: Sal and Richard on CNN
Sal and Richard from the Howard Stern show "pretending to console each other" on CNN after the big stock market crisis yesterday.
Preash to Stevie 3-Times
Monday, September 15, 2008
Video: Tim and Eric make a Ben Folds music video
Tim and Eric direct and star in a music video for Ben Folds' "You Don't Know Me".
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
List/Sports: The Most Memorable Athelete Meltdowns
Check out this crunchy list of The Most Memorable Athelete Metldowns
Link via Gorilla Mask
Newsish: Kanye Arrested
Kanye West was arrested for vandalism after destroying a paparazzi's camera. Peep it.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
List/Music: The 6 Most (Certifiably) Insane Tales of Rock Star Behavior
Cracked has a pretty fun list of The 6 Most (Certifiably) Insane Tales of Rock Star Behavior
Link via Gorilla Mask
TV/Politix: Obama on Letterman tonight
Hey jerks!
Your boy Barack Obama is on Late Night with David Letterman tonight. Watch or die.
Comedy: Mitch Hedberg's final, posthumous comedy album
Mitch, all together
The late, great Mitch Hedberg's final comedy album, Do You Believe in Gosh?, was released yesterday.
Link via Pop Candy
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Neat Stuff: Hurricanes from Outer Space
Check out these neat-o pics of hurricanes taken from satellites.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Monday, September 8, 2008
Video/List: The 10 Most Amazing Physics Videos
Time to nerd out. Check out this compilation of The 10 Most Amazing Physics Videos
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video/Sports: Chuck Lidell gets knocked the f*ck out
If you haven't seen it yet, here's still undefeated Rashard Evans knocking Chuck Lidell out cold.
Video/Politix: Throwback Palin
Is this really America's favorite milf or just a DVD extra from Fargo?
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Neat Stuff: Photo Tampering Throughout History
This is quite cool. Famous historical photos before and after they were manipulated, along with bite-size nuggets of the history behind them. And there's tons!
The Wisconsin one is so bad, it's funny.
Photo Tampering Throughout History
Link via In4mador
Music Video: Another "Worst Music Video of All Time" Contender
Looks like "It's So Cold in the D" has some competition for worst music video of all time.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Jan Terri - "Losing You".
List/Movies: The 15 Most WTF Movie Moments from Summer 2008
Maxim has a fun list of The 15 Most WTF Movie Moments from Summer 2008
Link via Gorilla Mask
Movies: Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Red Band Trailer
Check out the red band trailer for Kevin Smith's new movie, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, starring Seth Rogen - Language NSFW
Smith had to bust his ass to get this movie to an R rating instead of NC-17.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
TV: A Tim and Eric Interview
If you're a Tim and Eric fanatic like myself, you'll enjoy this neat interview.
Link via Pop Candy
Video/Newsish: Lily Allen vs. Elton John LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!
It seems Lily Allen got wasted off a bottle of champagne while co-presenting at some meaningless award show and this is what resulted.
...but who knows these days.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
TV: Tim and Eric - Jim and Derrick
Last night's episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! was, by far, the best of the season.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
If you haven't watched it yet, do yourself a favor, pour a tall glass of Turbo Fuel, grab a bag of Tordo's Xtreeme Flavor Dust, and get ready to take it to the max.
Lets get real, man.
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TV: Tim and Eric - Jim and Derrick
Last night's episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! was, by far, the best of the season.
If you haven't watched it yet, do yourself a favor, pour a tall glass of Turbo Fuel, grab a bag of Tordo's Xtreeme Flavor Dust, and get ready to take it to the max.
Lets get real, man.
Click here to view the uploaded streaming video converted from the television episode which you read about in the above html text
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