Saturday, October 31, 2009
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing (Properly)
To me, this is right up there with Open a Banana Like a Monkey. It's like a whole new world has just opened up to me!
Friday, October 30, 2009
The Internets: MircoManiac
Not the proper way to burn a DVD
Ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved a Nerf football or ketchup packets or Christmas lights? Wonder no more.
Over at MicroManiac, they microwave a bunch of stuff for a long time and film it for your enjoyment. Ding!
Via Gorilla Mask
List: CH's 10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes
College Humor has a funny collection of 10 Last Minute Halloween Costumes
Chicks: Angelina Jolie Long Lost Teenage Modeling Photos
Radar has uncovered modeling photos of Angelina Jolie from when she was 16 years old. >:)
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Video/Sports: Behind-the-Back Football Pass
This team won 58-0. This was a 2-point conversion. Clearly they're assholes.
Video/Music: Mos Def, Black Thought & Eminem - Freestyle Cypher
I don't know where this is from. Apparently some recent live event. I could look it up but I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUUUUU*UCK! (6.3 clever reference points acquired.)
Instant boner. And I ain't even like that yo. It's cool if that's how you wanna live yo life, but dat ain't me.
Eminem just kills this.
Yo, I'ma let Em finish, but Joe Budden may or may not have had the best verse of the cypher.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
List: 6 Creepy Urban Legends that Happen to Be True
Cracked has a pretty freaky list of 6 Creepy Urban Legends that Happen to Be True
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Movies: Disconnected
Music: Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beatz - "On to the Next One"
My favorite song from Jay-Z's new album, The Blueprint 3. Swizzy's beats are always hit or miss. This one is legit.
Video: Hangin' with Leo - The Unauthorized Biography
I love karate kicks too! Two peas in a pod.
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Thursday, October 22, 2009
Video: Windows 3.1 Launch Party
Hilarious parody of those frighteningly cheesy Windows 7 launch party videos.
I completely forgot about Rodent's Revenge. Good times!
Via BuzzFeed
List/Chicks/Sports: Top 10 WAGs to Watch For Before the Opening Tip
Adriana Lima and Marko Jaric
Check out the Top 10 WAGs to Watch For Before the Opening Tip. Yes.
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And a few more Adriana Lima pics for good measure...
List: 5 New Technologies That Will Change Everything
3D HD
PC World has a pretty interesting article on 5 Technologies That Will Change Everything
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Stuff: Guy Resigns, Writes Hilarious Farewell Email
Check out this hilarious farewell email sent by a dude to his co-workers.
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Video: Fat Kid Pitches Fit Over Stolen Noodles
He put that on his f*ckin' grandma's grave.
Language NSFW
Reminds me of this classic fight over a cheeseburger. "HE ALWAYS TRYNA EAT SOMEBODY'S BURGA!"
List: 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
Don't gimme that. You haven't done sh*t all day.
Cracked has a great list of 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
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List/Chicks: The 100 Most Searched-for Hotties on the Net
I'm a sucker for Vanessa Hudgens
Gentlemen, I present to you The 100 Most Searched-for Hotties on the Net. And some of them will leave you like WTF!?
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The Internets: The Greatest Reverse Photobombs
You're gonna love this collection of The Greatest Reverse Photobombs, in which people pose in the foreground with the intention of sneakily capturing the bizarre stuff behind them.
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Video: MC Trebek Mashup (Tronovitch Remix)
This is the perfect combination of all my passions - TV, viral videos, comedy, music. Pure delight!
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
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List/The Internets: The 8 Best Viral Advertising Videos of 2009 So Far
Here's a collection of The 8 Best Viral Advertising Videos of 2009 So Far.
You sheep just bought right into them, didn't you? I'm proud to say that none of these videos were featured on Preash.
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List/The Internets: 10 Things You Need to Stop Tweeting About
Check out this little comic about 10 Things You Need to Stop Tweeting About. (Mostly applicable to Facebook status updates too.)
I'm guilty of one.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Video: Heene Family Neighbor vs. Media - FIGHT!!!
The dude in yellow is a punk. I hope he gets sued like a mofo. That's a bitch move.
Preash to Stevie3x
Monday, October 19, 2009
Video: Fat Kid Stuck in Skate Bowl
The entire village came out to see the freak show. You're an asshole for laughing.
The Internets: The Best of the Balloon Boy Meme
Urlesque has collected all the funniest creations that came out of the balloon boy meme. Hilarious stuff.
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Sunday, October 18, 2009
Songs I Love: Jane Child - "Don't Want to Fall in Love"
This song reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts for 3 weeks. Released in 1990 and produced by the legendary Teddy Riley. Don't try to act like you didn't crank this up when it came on back in the day.
Saturday, October 17, 2009
List: 5 Authors More Badass Than the Badass Character They Created
It's my way or the highway. Here's Hemingway. Dammit, missed pun.
Cracked may have the most badass writers of all the internets. Enjoy 5 Authors More Badass Than the Badass Character They Created
Friday, October 16, 2009
The Internets: 4Chan Has Papa John's Delivered to Balloon Boy's House
LOL! 4Chan peeps had Papa John's pizza delivered to the Heene's house when the reporter chaos was at its peak. This series of photos was the highlight of my day.
Video/TV: Balloon Boy Videos Galore!
WTF is going here? TLC just cancelled Jon and Kate and now this happens. Serendipity.
Popular opinion seems to be that it was a huge publicity stunt by a family (that's already been on Wife Swap) desperately seeking attention. Cops are investigating.
And this video seems to support that theory. Here, we see apparent leaked video of the release of the balloon. With OMGs and everything. So, so shady. Seth Green and Jim Breuer were like, "FAKE."
And then they reluctantly do a morning show interview. And Balloon Boy yacks.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Music: Kid Cudi feat. MGMT and Ratatat - "Pursuit of Happiness"
Hipsterhop is taking over, friends. Great song if you haven't already heard it. Blow yo chronic smoke in da airuh.
Video: Compton 911 Call
Who the hell is this dispatcher to be asking all these personal medical questions?
Language NSFW
The Internets: FatKidsFalling.com
Channel your inner bully and check out FatKidsFalling.com. It's a bunch of, well, fat kids people falling.
(This is my favorite one of all time, btw.)
Via BuzzFeed
Stuff: Pre-1930 Awkward Family Photos
Always strapped, when I hit the club
BuzzFeed has a fun collection of Pre-1930 Awkward Family Photos.
The first one gave me a chuckle. I love the 4 women at an angle one, too.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Video: Dutch David Letterman Parody
This guy has many of Letterman's mannerisms down pat.
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Friday, October 9, 2009
List/Sports: The 10 Most Bone Crushing Hits in Youth Football History
Check out The 10 Most Bone Crushing Hits in Youth Football History, you sadistic son of a bitch.
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Video/Movies: Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lip Alot
Update: S3x told me those clips aren't just from Twilight.
Video: Piano Stairs Get People Moving
"Can we get more people to take the stairs by making it fun to do?"
Video: Oprah Pees for 10 Minutes
Spielberg got a little experimental in the directors cut of The Color Purple.
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List/TV: The 10 Best Things Ever to Happen Behind a News Reporter's Back
"And tonight police are searching for OH SH*T!"
BuzzFeed has a great collection of The 10 Best Things Ever to Happen Behind a News Reporter's Back
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Video: Mark David's Box of Tapes
If you're a regular Preasher, you clearly have good taste in comedy. And odds are you're also a Jon Benjamin fan. You just might not know it.
Funny stuff right here.
Language NSFW
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Video/Video Games: Jesus Died LOL
Reactions to what is apparenlty the most polarizing Halo 3 gamer tag ever. A great sociological experiment.
Language NSFW
And, in that same vein, here's what happens when your gamer tag is xxxGayBoyxxx.
Stuff: Weapons Porn - Weirdest, Coolest Weapons in the US Arsenal
XM-25 Rifle
Check out some of the weirdest, coolest weapons in the US aresenal.
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TV: The Brilliance of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
This article examines, in a very high-brow manner, why Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! is so unique and revolutionary in the vast TV landscape.
Stay away from the article if big words like "moral quandries" and "charades and machinations" scare you.
Via Pop Candy
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Stuff: Teacup Pigs FTW!
Teacup piglet, will grow to 14"
I want teacup pigs!!!
Update: CNN Report - Apparently they're all the craze across the pond.
Video: Meredith Vieira is a Self-Proclaimed Old, Horny Woman
We're gonna need a wardrobe change for Meredith.
Via BuzzFeed
YumYums: Burger King Plans Futuristic Remodel of Stores
Burger King is planning a futuristic remodel of all of its restaurants, complete with "rotating red flame chandeliers, brilliant TV-screen menus and industrial-inspired corrugated metal and brick walls."
Via Digg
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Audio: Sal and Richard's Latest Tradio Prank Call
They seem to be having minor phone issues. F*cking hilarious!
The Internets: Don't Even Reply
DontEvenReply.com - E-Mails from an Asshole
"This is a collection of e-mails I have sent to people who post classified ads. My goal is to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off."
Preash to Nolan
(Good stuff, but nothing beats HollaDaddy.com)
Video: Brutal Punch Breaks Dude's Hand
"Alright guys, our lunch break is almost over, we better get back to the Pentagon."
Video/Sports: Casual Georgia Fan
"You see!? This is the kind of blind, ignorant hate I'm talking about."
-Visor
What happens when the visor comes straight off:
List: The 10 Most Disturbing Books of All Time
Have you read any of The 10 Most Disturbing Books of All Time? I can't read, so I'm curious what they're like.
(Oops, they forgot one!)
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Video: Best Wedding Slideshow Ever
A couple got married and asked their friend to make them a wedding slideshow that was unique and different. This is the result. Hilarious.
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Music: Free New Vampire Weekend Track
VW > You
Vampire weekend is giving away a song, "Horchata," from their upcoming album, Contra, at VampireWeekend.com!
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Monday, October 5, 2009
List/Chicks: Top 10 Videos of Hot Girls Failing on YouTube
BuzzFeed has a collection of The Top 10 Videos of Hot Girls Failing on YouTube
List/Sports: The 15 Funniest Videos of Fans Rushing the Field
Check out this fun compilation of The 15 Funnist Videos of Fans Rushing the Field
Via Gorilla Mask
Friday, October 2, 2009
Video: 100 People Beatboxing in 1 Minute
This is a lot cooler than the title will have you believe. Great sound editing.
Video: Stiletto Stoners
Educated professional women who smoke pot to unwind after a hard day's work. I want one! =)
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
The Internets Classic: Technoviking
By popular request. This internets classic is perfect for a Friday!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
List/TV: The 25 Funniest SportsCenter Commercials
Where do your favs stack up on this compilation of The 25 Funniest SportsCenter Commercials
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Video/Video Games: The Making of the Halo 3 ODST Live Action Trailer
Check out the original trailer if you haven't already.
Sports: How the UFC is Changing Kimbo's Image
Droppin' bombs on your moms
If you care about MMA and didn't see last night's The Ultimate Fighter (i.e. spoiler alert!), stay away from this this great article about how Dana White and the UFC is changing Kimbo Slice's image for the better.
Via Digg
Video: Young Man is Pissed Obama is Banning Flavored Skoal
Hope I'm not the only one who noticed a Hot Pocket sleeve on the stove in the background.
"I dunno if a monkey dips but...I'd give him a dip."
Watch out for the real fireworks to begin at 3:15. Geez, buddy.
Language NSFW