It was fun while it lasted. I don't have time anymore. There are hundreds of sites that do it better at this point. I never got anything out of it (i.e. money), other than entertaining you or being berated by you when I didn't.
The personal stuff, which made Preash original, casually migrated to my Twitter. Which, btw, is where I still post funny stuff I found around the internets, so go there if you're yearning.
Below you'll see my original post declaring Preash's death several weeks ago, but I got scared and took it down almost immediately. You will notice I used comedy to mask the pain, which is brand new to me. Now I'm ready to come to terms.
Thursday, October 21, 2010
No Mas
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Preash is Dead (when you play it backwards)
This is the first new Preash post in two weeks. Don't act like you haven't noticed.
When I started Preash in October 2007, I never thought a dumb blog could affect so many ...
I'll finish writing this tomorrow. Right now I just need a tall, frosty Keystone Light.
Seriously though, you can't always be smooth, but your beer should be. Brewed for a smooth taste that's never bitter, Keystone Light is smooth. Even when you're not.
BITTER BEER FACE!?
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Video/Music: Death Metal Ode to the Most Metal Cat in the World
The world needs more of this.
Via BuzzFeed
Friday, September 17, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Video/TV: 'The Amazing Race' Contestant Takes a Watermelon Slingshot to the Grill
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Video/Sports: MIND-BLOWING Indoor Skydiving Instructor
The first half of the video gives you an idea of how familiar this indoor skydiving instructor is with the physics of the whole thing. The second half is some of the most amazing stuff you'll ever see.
Via reddit
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Video/Music/The Internets: Cache Rules Everything Around Me
Here's 10 minutes of animated GIFs set to mash-up music by Girl Talk. Sweet.
Via BuzzFeed
Been Busy, Yo
Go to these sites to hold you over:
reddit
BuzzFeed
Videogum
Best Week Ever
College Humor
Break
...oops, just shared the coveted secrets of Preash. There goes all the revenue =O
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Video: Old People Tossed Around on a Cruise Ship During Rough Seas
Most of the action is going on at the column at the top of the screen.
Via reddit
Friday, September 3, 2010
Video: Worst Parents Ever Unleash 7-Year-Old on Xbox Live
Hey Bad Girls Club producers, I think you have next season's standout star.
Language NSFW
Video/Sports: Fans Fight at U.S. Open
It doesn't get better than this, friends.
You can hear the mouthy dude and see him get bitch-slapped in this one.
Via BuzzFeed
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Video: Dancing Merengue Dog
Been super busy lately. Now I'm going on vacation. Spending the first two days in a beach condo in Galveston...just me and my parents. You're gonna wanna follow my tweets then.
Now here's a dancing dog. :)
Via reddit
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Video/Sports: Women's Tennis Stars in Super Slo-Mo
This video slideshow of women's tennis stars in super slo-mo is a visual delight.
Preash to S3x
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Video/Sports: Hot German Soccer Reporter Takes Ball to the Back of the Dome
I like how you can see the ball closing in on its target like a heat-seeking missle.
Via BuzzFeed
YumYums: Denny's New Fried Cheese Melt
Denny's has a new menu selection: The Fried Cheese Melt. It's a grilled cheese sandwich with four mozzarella sticks in the middle. Only 790 calories (830 with the marinara dipping sauce).
Click to play
Via Pop Candy
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Monday, August 23, 2010
Music Video: Torgny - "Big Day"
Russefeiring is a 17-day, booze-fueled Norwegian graduation tradition. Check out this music video of a bunch of hot Norwegian chicks partying.
Via reddit
Video/TV: 'Lost' Season 6 Blooper Reel
This'll probably get pulled down pretty soon, so watch it while you can.
Via @Vulture
Video: TwistedSifter's Amazing Animated Gifs pt. 5
Here's a fun way to start the week for those of us with internet-enduced ADD. A bunch of fun animated gifs back-to-back with some fun music in the background.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Video: Britney Spears Sticks Her Tongue Out When She Sings
It seems that, for years, Britney has been sticking her tongue out much farther than necessary when singing "L" and "Th" words. I guess no one ever noticed because it's kinda hot in moderation. This megamix, however, strips the technique of its allure.
Via BuzzFeed
Video: The Combover (or How to Buy Beer)
Back in 2000, these two underage guys figure out an ingenious way to trick stores into allowing them to buy beer.
Language NSFW
Via reddit
Video/Movies: INEBRIATION (INCEPTION parody)
Most parodies on the internet are crap. This one's actually pretty good.
Via reddit
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
List/Chicks/Sports: The 20 Most Bootylicious Atheletes
The Bleacher Report has a delightful collection of The 20 Most Bootylicious Athletes. - Slightly NSFW
Via Gorilla Mask
Video/Sports: Gary Busey is Norman Tugwater, Fantasy Football Lawyer
Tim and Eric sure have influenced a lot of editors, haven't they?
Via BuzzFeed
Monday, August 16, 2010
Video: Tom Green Hangs with the Juggalos
Featuring a pre-beating cameo by Tila Tequila.
Language NSFW
Via @Vulture
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Video: Soul Toons
This guy does acapella/beatbox versions of your favorite old school cartoon theme songs.
Via BuzzFeed
Thursday, August 12, 2010
List/Sports: The 20 Funniest Sports Announcer Bloopers
The Bleacher Report has an amusing collection of The 20 Funniest Sports Announcer Bloopers.
Via Gorilla Mask
Video: Let's All Hate this 11-Year-Old Movie Critic Together
This pre-pubescent child didn't understand Inception, so you should wait 'til it comes out on DVD to see it. Oh, but go see Ramona and Beezus now!
Via The Howard Stern Show
Video: Marching Band Covers The Bed Intruder Song
When the Auto-Tune the News guys made an auto-tuned song out of Antoine Dodson's rant against a rapist, it was the jam. Now this marching band is covering the auto-tuned version and damn, it's really the jam.
Via Videogum
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Video/TV/Chicks: There's Something About Coupon Suzy
This commercial often airs on our channel during the day. Somehow it always manages to grab my attention.
List/YumYums: The 10 Worst Fast Food Meals in America
The 10 Worst Fast Food Meals in America sound delicious. If you're into health, they tell you what to order instead, too.
Via Pop Candy
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Video/WTF!?: Chick on Sling Shot Amusement Park Ride, uh..."It" Happens for Her
Wow. This is a fantastic video. I'm saying this video is real and her reaction is real. Trust me, I would know. *high fives all around*
Peter is one lucky man.
Language/Moaning NSFW
List/Sports: The 15 Best Traditions in Sports
The Bleacher Report has a list of The 15 Best Traditions in Sports.
Via Digg
Monday, August 9, 2010
Video: Justin Bieber Takes a Water Bottle to the Dome
He narrowly avoided a Bieber siezure.
Via reddit
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Vintage Video/TV: Arsenio GOES OFF on Queer Nation Hecklers
I had never seen this before. Now that's compelling television!
Via reddit
The Internets/Chicks: EverythingYouLovetoHate.com
EverythingYouLovetoHate.com (NSFW) is just a page full of big, artsy photos with lots of tasteful nude shots. I enjoy it and you will too.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Music: The Diplomots - "Salute"
I'm not a huge fan of The Diplomats (especially Cam'ron, yuck), but I can look past that in this case because this beat is just FEROCIOUS.
List/Movies: 5 Annoying That Make Every Movie Look the Same
Cracked has yet another edutaining list - 5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same.
Via reddit
Video: Kenny Powers' First Commercial for K-Swiss
Viral marketing done right. No one's trying to pull one over on us here. Just giving us what we want. Well done, K-Swiss.
Via Videogum
Video/TV: Jimmy Fallon Fallons Up a Sketch with Will Ferrell on Late Night
...but it's still hilarious.
Via Videogum
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Chicks: A Guide to Kim Kardashian's Best Back Shots
It would just be wrong of me not to study and share A Guide to Kim Kardashian's Best Back Shots.
Via Gorilla Mask
List: 15 of the Most Controversial Pieces of 'Art'
Hi, Pope Benedict!
Learn something, friend. Peep 15 of the Most Controversial Pieces of 'Art'.
Via Gorilla Mask
List/Sports: The 10 Greatest Freak Show Fight in MMA History
Bobb Sapp vs. Akihito Tanaka
Do you remember the early days of the UFC? What a shitshow. Check out The 10 Greatest Freak Show Fights in MMA History.
Via Gorilla Mask
Movies: 'Don't Be Afraid of the Dark' Trailer
Written and produced (but not directed) by the brilliant Guillermo del Toro (Hellboy, Hellboy II, Pan's Labyrinth). Yikers.
Via @Vulture
Monday, August 2, 2010
Video/TV: Kenny Powers Gets Signed by K Swiss
New season starts September 26th!
Language NSFW
Via Videogum
Video/List/Movies: The Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts
If you like the stunts, you'll love the boardgame!
Via reddit
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Video: 32 Glowsticks in a Toilet
Language NSFW
If you weren't high before watching this, you will be afterward.
List/Sports: The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games
This is my all-time favorite
Now that the X Games are once again in full gear, take a nostalgic look back at The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games.
(I just discovered that it's impossible for me to type 'sickest' without first typing 'sickets'. Did it three times in a row. Odd.)
Via Gorilla Mask
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Video/TV: Sassy Man in the Projects Calls Out Rapist on Local News
You should probably hide your pets, too, just to be safe.
Update: The Autotune the News guys autotuned it. I think we've all kinda put the autotune trend to bed, but this is the jam. We're talking R. Kelly-level production. I'm really hoping this is the last autotune video I ever post.
Update #2: The news did a follow-up about his newfound internet fame.
Via Best Week Ever
Video: Growl, Grunt, Pig Squeal
List/YumYums: The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State
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Do yourself a favor and have an In-N-Out burger before you die
Here's The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State.
Via BuzzFeed
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Video: Flower Warfare
From the same dude who brought you the amazing Light Warfare. If you're not already a subscriber to freddiew's YouTube channel, you should be. A new video with awesome special effects every week.
Video/WTF!?: Death Metal Band of One Performs Intense Backyard Concert
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Video/Music: Show Me Your Genitals
Video/TV: Wheelchair Cat from 'Nick Swardson's Pretend Time'
Good news! The hilarious Nick Swardson has a show coming to Comedy Central this fall. Here's a clip from it.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Video/YumYums: CBS News Takes You to Heart Attack Grill
Spend some time inside an Arizona restaurant that is proud to admit its food is bad for your health. The owner is known as "Dr. John" and the waitresses are dressed up at naughty nurses. Hells. Yes.
Via BuzzFeed
Video/Sports: The Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch of All Time
I guess as long as you have control of it, it's allowed to touch the ground. Impressive.
Via DeadSpin
Video: Lightning Slowed Down 300x
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Video: Vote Basil Marceaux.com for Governor of Tennessee
I'm only half sure what Basil Marceaux.com stands for, but I'll be damned if he doesn't have my full support. Time to spice things up in the Volunteer State.
Video/Sports: Orioles Fan Interrupts Game for Several Minutes
This guy rules. Kudos to security for not overdoing the physical force when the finally "caught" him. That's the classy way to deal with these situations.
Via BuzzFeed
Friday, July 23, 2010
List: The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood
Enjoy this before-and-after collection of The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood.
Video/Music: Kid Cudi Chases Down Stage Crasher
More like on the pursuit of assholeness, amirite!? (boo.)
Via @Vulture
Video: Two Movie Guys Present Salt - Behind the Scenes
Two Movie Guys are a pretty big deal in Oklahoma City. I used to do dumb videos with Lucas before he got all famous and whatnot. Today he sent me their latest creation. Take a few minutes to be astounded by movie magic. (Please pardon the few imperfections. Editing is more difficult than you think.)
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Preash Original/The Internets: Lunch?
Remember when I posted that animated video of two bears talking about the iPhone 4 vs. the HTV Evo? Turns out anyone can make one, complete with customizable scenes, characters, expressions, camera views, etc. Just type the text and customize as you see fit. Try it out at xtranormal.com.
Here's my first attempt. I animated a brief exchange from yesterday between Work Dave and myself.
***A Preash Original***
Update: They only let you publish one movie for free, then they make you pay. So make your first one a good one.
Video/TV: 'K-Town' Cast Reel
It's like Jersey Shore, except with Asians in Koreatown, L.A. I'm not gonna lie...I'm pretty sure I'll be watching this. Hello, Jennifer!
List/Sports: The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History
Enjoy this collection of The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History. Joe Rogan was cracking me up in #2.
Via Gorilla Mask
Video/TV: GMA Reports on 'Consequences Will Never Be the Same' Video Fallout
My conclusion? None of this would have happened if the parents had payed paid closer attention to what their daughter was doing online. You can't just give a kid a computer with internet access and say, "Have fun." You gotsta monitor that ish.
Via reddit
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
List/YumYums: 24 Weird and Unique Hamburgers
The Fatty Melt, a beef patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches
Salivate to this list of 24 Weird and Unique Hamburgers.
Via Gorilla Mask
Video: Meg Ryan After Wisdom Teeth
He should hook up with this chick and make some confused, euphoric babies.
Via BuzzFeed
Video: Brostitutes
bro-sti-tute - A man who engages in a non-sexual friendship with another man for money.
This is funny and very well done.
Language NSFW
Via BuzzFeed