Thursday, December 31, 2009

List: The Big Picture - The Decade in News Photographs

You know the Big Picture, right? The Boston.com site that always has badass news photo collections? Check out The Decade in News Photographs. Great stuff.

Video: White Harlem Goddess Dances

Say girl, are your feet sore? Because they're carrying a lot of weight.

Video: Monkeys Eating Jell-O with Blueberries

Stupid monkeys can't handle the slippery Jell-O. Stupid monkeys.

Stuff: Swype - The Future of Texting?

Instead of tapping each letter, you just swipe your finger over the letters and release between words. Fresh?



Via BuzzFeed

List/Movies: The Greatest Visual/Special Effects and CGI in Film History


A shot from Battleship Potemkin

Movie nerds will appreciate this chronological list of The Greatest Visual/Special Effects and CGI in Film History. Breaks it down movie by movie, explaining the technological innovations that helped shape the industry.

Big Preash to S3x

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Video/TV: Cliche Sitcom Goodbyes

Video: Eagles Fans Attack 49ers Fans with Snowballs

Stay classy, Philadelphia!

Video: Hip Hopping Toddler

Video: Villanova Kid Flips Off Camera

Video: Last Minutes with Oden

This'll make you cry if you have a heart. A short documentary about a guy who has put his beloved dog to sleep. Sad.

List: The Best and Worst Logos of 2009



Check out this interesting list of The Best and Worst Logos of 2009.

Via BuzzFeed

Video: Belligerent Cat on Roomba



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Video: Patton Oswalt's "Christmas Shoes" Animated

Language NSFW



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Video/Movies: Badass Montage of the Movies of 2009

MOVIESSSSS!!!!!!! This is amazing. Makes me want to cry with happiness.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'



Via BuzzFeed

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Video/WTF!?: STOP. STOP. STOP.

This is guaranteed to give you a terrible case of swab chills. Yuck. A group of terrible adults try to surprise some kids with some kind of dance interpretation of the story of Christmas. In the most chiché way imaginable. Baby Jesus is rolling over in his manger. Per Videogum:

"There is nothing more Christian than a domestic abuser's song about chewing gum, I'm sure."

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Video: Living Photograph - Chris with Teacup

It almost comes to life and jumps right off the screen, doesn't it?



Via AOTS

Listen, I got a f****** hot tub.

Video/Movies: Hidden Back to the Future 3 Easter Egg

Doc Brown introduces Marty to his kids, Jules and Verne, in 'Back to the Future 3'. And somehow Verne's obvious "come closer and get a tight shot of my weiner" move actually made it into the movie. Fun!



Via Videogum

Video: Awesome Engine Impressions

The Internets: Facebook's Great Betrayal


Mark Zucker, you crafty son of a bitch...

If you're a Facebook user, then you'll want to read this Gawker article - Facebook's Great Betrayal - about the site's recent, "insidious," "evil" privacy changes. Suprise, suprise, they're really just trying to make more money. Big Brother is watching you.

Via Reddit

Chicks: Olivia Munn Maxim Photoshoot



I'm a big of Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show. Check out her new photoshoot for Maxim.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Video/TV: Simpsons Newspaper Headlines

List: The World's Weirdest Stadiums


(Home run pun)

Here's an interesting collection of The World's Weirdest Stadiums.

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Video: Father Goes Into Baby Crib

This is cute. Your mom's gonna love it.



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Video/Chicks/TV: Cat and Mouse Foreign Game Show

List/Video Games: 10 of the Best Freak Outs Over Video Games



Exercise your gamer demons and check out 10 of the Best Freak Outs Over Video Games. Some aren't even staged! Just try to keep the remote out of your ass.

Preash to Tressel

List: The Year in Pictures 2009

Time has compiled The 48 Best Photos of the Year.

Via BuzzFeed

Video/Movies: Zach Galifianakis Special Free on YouTube



You can watch Zach Galifiankis' stand-up Special, 'Live at the Purple Onion,' in its entirety for free here.

Via Pop Candy

Thursday, December 10, 2009

List: The Most Memorable Amateur Music Videos of the 2000s



BuzzFeed has a good collection of The Most Memorable Amateur Music Videos of the 2000s

Video: MacGuyver Cat



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Preash Live

Streaming live from the iPhone. Neat!

Update: Show's over. Wasn't that amazing?

List/YumYums: The 7 Foods Experts Won't Eat



Check out this educational list of The 7 Foods Experts Won't Eat

Via Reddit

Stuff: They Told Me I Could Be Anything I Wanted

Video: Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts

Video: Are Women As Horny As Men?

Gavin McInnes is hilarious. That being said, I don't know how this isn't a violation of YouTube's terms of service agreement. Especially THE shot. You'll know it when you see it.

NSFW

Preash Live Back at 3p/2c

See you here then!

Video: Typewriter in Class

What do you expect him to do? He forgot his quill and ink.

List/TV/The Internets: If The Internet Named TV Shows

College Humor made an amusing list of what it would look like If The Internet Named TV Shows.

List: 15 Incredible Images That Look Altered But Aren't


Amazingly, those '90s hot pants are NOT Photoshopped

Fellow photography geeks will enjoy 15 Incredible Images That Look Altered But Aren't.

Via Digg

Preash Live!!!

Preash Live will be back later.

Video/TV: Lost Season 5 Bloopers

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Internets: drinking with mom dukes

drinking with mom dukes

Stuff: God Bless America

List/Music: The Worst Album Covers of 2009



Pitchfork humorously exposes The Worst Album Covers of 2009. WARNING: One is very NSFW.

Music: New Vampire Weekend Track (Kinda)

This song is amazing and probably unlike anything you've heard before. And it's not even gonna be on the upcoming album!

Per Stereogum:

Yes new Vampire Weekend, but I think ur a stiil a full eight tracks from hearing all of Contra proper, unfortunately. "California English, Pt. 2" is not to be confused with "California English"; the latter is the album track, whereas this one, the sequel or whatever, is the b-side to "Cousins." With "Horchata" and "Cousins" the band's laid out some aural bookends, one eschewing guitars in favor of African instrumentation, the other one of their most kinetically guitar-driven. "California English, Pt. 2" is on the "Horchata" end of the sonic spectrum, a hiccuping, harmonized vocal loop providing most of the accompaniment to Ezra's straight-ahead, sunset-lit ode to a state that's clearly been an inspiration point for this upcoming record. They've never explored the studio's possibilities for arrangement more than on this one, and if a track this pretty is being cast off as a b-side, Contra just got a little more exciting.
I'm peeing myself with anticipation.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Video: I'm Not a Sex Offender, Grandma

"I happen to love you."

Language NSFW

Video: Parkour Dog

This is fantastic. Ha!

Video/TV: The Increasingly Poor Decision of Todd Margaret

Hope you know how to use torrents! Writes BuzzFeed:

So you might know that Will Arnett, David Cross, and Spike Jonze are on a TV show together! Except only in the UK. Here's a preview clip, to make you angrier about that fact.
Language NSFW

Video: James Lipton Sexting PSA

I almost skipped this, but I'm glad I didn't. Hilarious. Must have been made by the people who make those brilliant Skittles commercials.



Via BuzzFeed

List: The Origins of 15 Popular Brand Names



Here's an interesting list of The Origins of 15 Popular Brand Names.

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List: Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007



Gizmodo has an eye-opening list of the Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007.

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Video/List/TV: The Top 20 Urkel Moments

It's narrated by the Angry Video Game Nerd with context and some interesting Urkel trivia.

YumYums: Free Whataburger This Month



To celebrate Christmas, Whataburger is giving away 12 menu items over a 3-week period. You gotta register at their website and will be e-mailed a coupon every couple of days, culminating to a free burger on the last day.

There's no Whataburger in Charlotte :(

Via Pop Candy

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Video: Drunk Driver Calls 911 on Herself

Yeah, this happened a few weeks ago. But surely not EVERYONE has seen it. So if you have, don't throw a shit fit. Just take a deep breath and move on.

Video: Parrot Sneezes, Meows

Brevity is key.

Video/Sports: Brett Favre Mic'd Up Against the Lions

This is pretty hilarious. Old man's still got it.



Preash to S3x

Movies: The Next Jackass Movie in 3D



The third Jackass movie will be shot in 3D! That should be interesting. (Make sure to read the last setence of the article.)

Via Pop Candy

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The Internets: I Did It For Science



A group of Nerve writers that will try anything once. In their I Did It For Science articles, they try out some of the more out-there, adult-themed taboos and detail the results.

Articles range from trying out Ashley Madison to sex on drugs to tantric sex to various sexual fetishes, etc. Great reads!

Via In4mador

Video/Movies: Hollywood vs. NYC

A nice video montage of New York City being destroyed in various movies.



Via BuzzFeed

TV: Bad Girls Club Season Premiere Tonight

I try to keep you peeps informed whenever a new season of Bad Girls Club starts.

Good news, fans! One of the greatest reality shows on TV starts back up tonight at 10e/9c on Oxygen. Hot, drunk chicks fighting and being promiscuous. Trashy fun times!



This tonight and then Jersey Shore on Thursday! :D

Stuff: Rape-aXe - The Anti-Rape Condom

A South African woman recently invented the Rape-aXe: The Anti-Rape Condom. It is simultaneously clever and terrifying.

Via Reddit

List: 30 Secrets Your Waiter Will Never Tell You



As someone who waited tables at several restaurants in my day, I can tell you that 30 Secrets Your Waiter Will Never Tell You is pretty darn accurate. Also, every other customer is a condescending asshole.

Via Digg

Monday, November 30, 2009

Video: Tim Heidecker Stand Up 9

If you've never seen one of Tim Heidecker's stand-up sets, you're really missing out. Some serious Kaufman-esque stuff going on here. I highly recommend the earliest ones he did (look 'em up on YouTube) because the audience wasn't privy to the whole intentionally-unfunny-and-dry stuff yet. Made for some delightfully uncomfortable situations.

List/Booze: 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer



Check out 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

If you're not familiar with The Oatmeal, make yourself familiar. It's a website suddenly gaining popularity with its simple, informative, cutesy lists and illustrations.

Via Reddit

Video: Pumpkin Explodes in Kids' Faces

Stuff: Happy Woman

Video: Quad Falls Short of Cliff Jump

Video: Laughing Gas Party

Nope, it's not a helium party. These gents are inhaling nitrous oxide a.k.a. laughing gas. Fun!



Via Urlesque

Music Video: Vampire Weekend - "Cousins"

The video for the new VW song! Album out January 11th.

Video: Wanda Sykes on the Tiger Woods Incident

Fox is smart to put this clip up on YouTube to promote The Wanda Sykes Show. Funny stuff.

Newsish/Sports: Tiger Needs a "Kobe Special"



This story is my favorite thing to come out of the whole Tiger Woods baby-mama-drama incident thus far.

Video: Man vs. Emu

This had me cracking up. The diving tackle is EPIC.



Via BuzzFeed

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Video/Music: Why Lil' Wayne Needs Auto-Tune

Here's a clip from the upcoming Lil' Wayne documentary. Hear him sing without Auto-Tune, if you dare. Also, he wails on the guitar.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Music Video: The Avett Brothers - "Slight Figure"

Funny stuff. Half viral video, half music video. Directed by Jody Hill (Eastbound and Down). The Avett Brothers are a pretty big deal in these parts because they're from Concord, which is right next door to Charlotte. Jody Hill is also from Concord.

Video: Pilgrims

Based on the title, I was expecting this to be a real snooze. It wasn't. It was hilarious.



Via Videogum

Stuff: Donut Seeds

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Video/Music: The Dream in the Studio

Odds are this won't interest you. But I found it fascinating. I love videos of musicians coming up with songs in the studio. The process is amazing to me. This one is of The Dream, one of the hottest R&B producers in the game, creating two hits in two hours.



Bonus: Here's one of Justin Timberlake and Pharrell coming up with "Last Night" and here's an incredible one of them creating "Senorita".

List/TV: 11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors



Check out this collection of 11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors

Via Gorilla Mask

Music: Kidz in the Hall - "The Grizzly Man"

A rap remix of the best song of 2009.

Video: Conversations with my Very Best Friends (Episode 3)



Love Magic Hugs

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Video: Beard Cage with Working Beard Door

Video: A Basic Lesson in Snap

I can't wait to try this out on a hater next time I go to a bar.

Video: Little Girl Stuffed Animal Dog Show Fail

Can't wait to see what happens next time on The Channing Shoooow!!!11

Video: Giant, Deadly Leopard Seal is a Freakin' Sweetheart



Preash to Tressel

Video: Renegade Cat Sticks Up for Driver Being Ticketed

You gotta fight the powers that be.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/Movies: Reservior Dogs TMNT Mashup

I avoided this because if you've seen one movie mashup, you've seen 'em all. But this one was actually really well done.

Video: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis - Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter

Video: Technoviking's Grandma



Via Reddit

Monday, November 16, 2009

Chicks/Sports: Creating the Hottest Female Athlete



The writer of Creating the Hottest Female Athlete imagines which features on various female athletes would be ideal to create a dream woman. (Although I'm confident that Allison Stokke has every base covered.)

Via Gorilla Mask

Video/Movies: Every "Hey, Man" from Dazed and Confused

Video: Google VP Marissa Mayer Weird Laugh Compilation

Video: A Dog, a Toy and Fishing Line

Video/Sports: Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie

Video: The Onion - Modern Warfare 3 Ultra Realistic

This came out late last week. I'm just now posting it. Try not to freak. There wasn't a decent embeddable version then. There is now.



Preash to Shane, who writes, "This comes with the 'Iraq veteran seal of approval for accuracy.' The very last line is especially awesome."

Video: Oopsies! Man Crashes Million-Dollar Bugatti Into Saltwater Marsh

I don't know much about cars, but apparently this is one of the most badass, expensive ones money can buy. And someone just happened to be filming when the driver, distracted by a low-flying bird fumbling to pick up his dropped cell phone, crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a saltwater marsh near Galveston. Bummer.



And the clean-up...



Preash to S3x

Video: Atop the Burj Dubai

A dude takes a video camera up to the top of the highest man-made structure in the world. WOW.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Awesome New Computer Animation of Flight Landing in the Hudson

This is quite cool. It includes air traffic radio. The audio is purposely split between two channels, so I recommend watching with headphones.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Music Video: The Cool Kids - "Knocked Down"

New song/video from The Cool Kids. Try to listen without nodding your head. Doesn't work.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Video: Baby Pranks

I was looking up Jon Benjamin stuff on YouTube last night and found this pretty funny video I'd never seen before.

Video/Sports: Hilarious Animation of Dock Ellis' No Hitter on LSD

Someone made this incredible animation for Doc Ellis' retelling of pitching a no hitter on acid.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'



Via BuzzFeed

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Video: School Bus Slams Into Dumb Driver

List/Sports: The 10 Dirtiest Plays in Sports



The Florida eye gouger and Elizabeth Lambert have inspired The Bleach Report to come up with this generic list of The 10 Dirtiest Plays in Sports.

Via Gorilla Mask

Video/Music: Travis Barker Remix of Drake's "Forever" feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne and Eminem

Video/List/Video Games: Top 50 Worst Video Game Voice Acting



Preash to Work Dave

Video: Sweetest Wheelbarrow Race Move EVER

These guys are like the Joe Montana and Jerry Rice of wheelbarrow racing.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/TV: MTV's Jersey Shore Promo

My college roommates and I were obsessed with the first MTV True Life episode, entitled "I Have a Summer Share". You've seen it. You know it. Tommy and the gang getting wasted, getting emotional, going nuts and trying to get laid on the Jersey Shore. If you want to see it again, you can watch it here in its entirety.

CHEESE BU-ALLS...AND STEAK SANGWICHES!

Well, great news! As old roomie Valenza put it, "For those of you who didn't see this commercial during last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, God finally answered my prayers and gave us the show I've always wanted."



This will be amazing. Can't wait. See you there!



Preash to Valenza

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

List: Iconic Photos


Louis vs. Schmeling

I'm always a sucker for a collection of iconic photos and the stories behind them.

Via Reddit

List: Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers



A Veterans Day treat! Enjoy this video collection of Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers. One of the cutest damn video collections you'll ever see. :')

Via Videogum

Friday, November 6, 2009

Video/Movies/TV: Remix - It's Always Sunny in 'Philadelphia'

Video/WTF!?: Amateur Rapper Needs More Practice

Listen to this young man spit about the finer points of takin' a dump on yo ass and genital warts that look like zits. Make sure you clean the dishes right.

Video/Booze: Tiger Beer Ad

This is incredibly cool.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/Sports: BRUTAL Women's Soccer Fighting

This is the best.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/TV: Dick Towel Viral Video (from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Did you watch It's Always Sunny last night? The fellas actually made a site (DickTowel.com) for the fake product they were advertising, as well as this hilarious viral video.

Cartoony NSFW

Movies: Why HAL Sings "Daisy" in '2001: A Space Oddysey'



You know the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where HAL is dying and singing "Daisy"? Ever wondered why that song, in particular, was chosen? Now you know!

Via Digg