Friday, April 30, 2010

Video: The Chinese Army Shovel (or How the East Was Won)

It's like the Swiss Army Knife, except I think they'll let you take it on the plane.

List/Booze: The 10 Manliest Cocktails (and How to Make Them)



I often find myself at bars wanting something stronger and less filling than beer, but ordering the obligatory Jack and Coke or vodka tonic gets old quick. Well here's a solution: The 10 Manliest Cocktails (and How to Make Them). I can't wait to try the Whiskey Smash. Also, the Zombie sounds delightful.

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Video: Loopy Chick on a Treadmill



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Video: Cupcake Cannon



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Video/TV: "George"

It gets me every time. :'(

Music: NEW Sleigh Bells - "Tell 'Em"

Another unique, in-your-face track from Sleigh Bells.

The opening track from Sleigh Bells' upcoming debut album, Treats, coming out May 11th. You can download this track for free at their site, InfinityBells.com.

It punches you in the nose from the get-go. Sounds like a coked-out, rock 'n' roll pep squad.



See my previous posts on their tracks "Ring Ring" and "Crown on the Ground".

Monday, April 26, 2010

Video: Chatroulette Jackpot

Chicks: Real Chicks Covered in Mud

Hey look! A gallery of hot, muddy chicks. - NSFW

Music Video: M.I.A. - "Born Free"

Holy sh*t. Here's a way to start your Monday.

BADASS video directed by a French dude named Romain Gavras. Very violent with brief nudity. I was enthralled for the entire nine minutes. The song is awesome too.

If all you know about M.I.A. is "Paper Planes", prepare to have your mind blown. This is CopperCab's worst nightmare.

NSFW



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Video: Girl Loses It During Graduation Prayer

Umm, I realize I'm about to graduate, but is it too late to transfer schools?



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Video: Crazy Ladies Argue on a Bus

TV: Season 2 of Eastbound and Down Will Take Place in Mexico



The second season of Eastbound and Down will take place in Mexico with a few new cast members. Interesting.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Video: Drunk Steelers Fan Makes a Mistake

Language NSFW

Video: A Tribute to Doing It Wrong

This video made me realize how difficult and depressing life really is. It's a constant struggle.

Video: Amazing Helicopter Footage of That Giant Volcano

Video: Wasted Dude Can't Get Flip Flops on at Coachella

This guy and this guy procreated, raised their boy and sent him to Coachella.



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Video/Sports: Sweet Fan-Made Trailer for Brock Lesnar vs. Shane Carwin

This is gonna be HUUUUGE.

TV: Look Around You Season 1 Finally Coming to DVD



If you're not familiar with Look Around You, holy sh*t are you missing out. Hilarious.

Now, after years of patiently waiting, fans will be able to get season 1 on DVD. Season 2 is my personal fav, but season 1 is still funnier than most anything you'll see.

It'll feature commentary by Peter Serafinowicz, Robert Popper, Simon Pegg, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, and Tim and Eric, among others.



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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Video: Jason Ellis Explains His Tattoos

...And if you don't know who Jason Ellis is, you still might enjoy this loud-mouthed Australian former skateboarder explaining what all of his tattoos mean.

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Music: Big Boi - "Shutterbugg"

Big Boi's single from his 2-year-delayed solo album, Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty, set for release July 6th.

Video/Sports: "Mayhem" Miller Gets Jumped on National Television

If you listen to The Jason Ellis Show, you know Jason "Mayhem" Miller will do just about anything for attention. Here he proves it.

And MMA fans know the Diaz brothers are weed-smoking lunatics. Now the two worlds collide on CBS primetime.

What brilliant marketing for StrikeForce. Seriously.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Have a Magical Weekend

Video: Homer Simpson Scolds Tiger Woods

Video: Baby Gives Compelling Arguement

Kid's gonna be a lawyer some day.

I WANT THAT: Winscape, The Magic Moving Window

Video/Sports: Green Men Near the Penalty Box



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Video: Hey Guys!



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Music: Lady Gaga/Beyonce vs. Metallica Mashup

Somehow it works.

Video/Sports: Mascot Moonwalks Off the Top of the Dugout



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Video/TV: Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show

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Video: SlipKnot's "Wait and Bleed" for Radio Disney

Happy, happy, happy Friday!



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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Video: New Chappelle Standup!

Language NSFW



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Video/TV: Apparent Pederast Hosts a Canadian Game Show

This is a compilation of Fergie Olver, host of some ancient Canadian game show called Just Like Mom, being SUUUUPER creepy with children. XOXO.



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Video: Skydiver Moves Between Gliders in Mid-Air

Video: Drunk Scottish Dude Hates Iceland on Live News

Video/Music: Awesome Live In-Studio Performance of the morning benders' "Excuses"

This came out over two months ago. But I just now discovered it. Sorry, hipsters.

Music: Caribou - "Odessa"

Kinda dancey. Slightly creepy. Fun song. I'm not crazy about the video.

List: Passive-Aggressive Library Signs


This is Marta's "silly pose"

BuzzFeed has a funny collection of passive-agressive library signs. Apparently most librarians are on the verge of meltdown.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Video/Chicks: Body Shot Table Crash

A perfect combination of a hot chick, booze and destruction.

Video: Cuddling with an Elephant Seal

He's like a big puppy.

Video/TV: X-Files Spin-Off Features 9/11 Plot Six Months Before 9/11

Per Reddit:
"The Lone Gunmen, a spin-off of the X-Files that aired 6 months prior to September 11, 2001, featured a plot by rogue government agencies to hijack a commercial jet by remote control and crash it into the World Trade Center."
Pretty wild that this scenario is so close to what many conspiracy theorists think really happened on 9/11.

TV: The Next Jackass



MTV has their next incarnation of Jackass. You may have seen The Dudesons on Spike. It consists of four Finnish dudes doing Jackass-type stunts.

Now Johnny Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine are producing The Dudesons in America. Check out the trailer here.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Video/Sports: Chan Ho Park Had Diarrhea

Video: Helping Johnny Remember



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Video: The 3D Truth in Old Masterpieces

I try to stay away from posting viral marketing videos, but they're not being sneaky about it here so it makes the cut.



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Video: Yucko the Clown at the Masters

Don't watch this if you're easily offended. Yucko once again proves that dressing up like a clown gives you a lot more leeway to make fun of people to their faces.

Language NSFW

Video: Vicious Dog Man



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TV: Why Conan's Move to TBS Was the Right One



Here's an interesting article on why Conan's move to TBS was the right one.

Also, here's a review of Conan's first live stage show, but I wouldn't read it if I was actually going to see it (solely for the not-knowing-what-to-expect factor).

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Video: T.I. April Fools a Homie

T.I. and friends convince a homie, just out of jail, that he's going back in. Oh, they got jokes.

Video: BMX Wipeout Almost Interrupts Lunch

Video: James Madison University Riot

These videos have no redeemable value. You will not learn anything by watching them. But it has always been one of my life goals to be involved in a riot, so I'm posting them purely out of vicariousness.

Language NSFW







And the obligatory Tiger Woods commercial spoof gave me a chuckle...

Video/List: The 10 Biggest and Best Jumps Ever

So rad.

Music Video: HEALTH - "We Are Water"

Check out this nightmare-inciting music video directed by Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric.

Video: Texas Stadium Implosion

And boom goes the dynamite.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Video: Singer Scared by His Own Music

YumYums: How I Did It - Jerry Murrell, Five Guys Burgers and Fries



Five Guys' burgers are the bomb. Almost as good as In-N-Out Burger (which I had only once, on a high school trip to LA, and was blown away.) The owner reveals their secrets to success and the quirks that make them stand out in this interesting article.

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Video: The Cat with Hands

Here's your creepy video of the week.



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Thursday, April 8, 2010

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Video/TV: You're Making Lafayette Great!

Editors at WLFI having some fun back in the day.

Language NSFW



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Music Video: Insane Clown Posse - "Miracles"

ICP gets all spiritual and existential and shit.

There's no way all the humor in this is unintentional, right? "F*ckin' magnets, how do they work?"

Language NSFW



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Video: New Old Spice Commercials Directed by Tim and Eric







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Video/TV: Drunken Cast and Crew of Mad Men Sing "Bye Bye Birdie"

"Here's a huge treat for Mad Men fans: Some lovely person has just leaked a thank-you video for creator Matt Weiner made by the cast and crew of Mad Men (apparently at the season-three wrap party? Everyone seems a little loaded!) singing "Bye Bye Birdie," a song that played a big role last season. See Jon Hamm make silly faces behind a (disappointingly lip-synching) January Jones! Watch John Slattery sing in a long red wig! Giggle at the sight of Elisabeth Moss texting in her Peggy Olson costume! And much, much more (even the kids are in it, and there's even a blooper reel!). It's so great we're not even mad at the conspicuous absence of Christina Hendricks and Bryan Batt. See it here first!"


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Video: Amateur Skier Doesn't Know How the Rope Tow Works



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Music: Some Songs I'm Feeling Right Now

Local Natives - "Wide Eyes"
From their debut album, Gorilla Manor. Beautiful vocals. Haunting vibe. Insistant percussion. Just an all-around great song. The first time I heard it, I couldn't get out of my car until it was over. (Also check out "Sun Hands".)


Morning Benders - "Excuses"
This song will make you want to take a special girl to the diner for a chocolate shake, then slow dance with her under the moonlight on a hill overlooking the town. Or something. Pretty throwback to the '50s.


Sleigh Bells - "Ring Ring"
Much less in-your-face that their first single, "Crown on the Ground". That one was an angry beast. This one's a lazy summer.


Middle East - "Blood"
Another ethereal song with pretty vocals. Gradual build.


Nicki Minaj feat. Lil' Wayne - "I Get Crazy"
Nicki Minaj is one of the only female rappers I enjoy listening to. Her delivery is unique and her lyrics can be clever at times. She's fun to listen to because you never know what you're gonna get. Plus she's pretty easy on the eyes. This song's beat is energetic, stripped down and simple, which allows Weezy and Nicki's words to shine. Just ignore Lil' Wayne's "guitar solo".


Travis Porter - "Go Shorty Go"
I know, I know. There's nothing original about this song. And Travis Porter won't be hailed as an expert lyricist anytime soon. But there's just something about this song that attracts me. You can take the boy out of the Dirty South, but you can't take the Dirty South out of the boy.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Video/TV: 60 Minutes' Leslie Stahl Loves Saying "Snus"

Leslie's getting loose with the snus.



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Video: This Guy Again, Average Kitchen Edition

Uh oh. This guy is back. But thankfully he's SFW this time. Apparently his name is Steve Rooster.



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Video: Standing Cat

I like what he does with his paw at 0:30.

The Internets: Watch People in Solitary Confinement



To promote its upcoming special, Solitary Confinement, National Geographic put three volunteers (James, Laura and Rick) in solitary confinement. No sunlight, no TV, no contact with the outside world. They put a camera in each 8x8 foot cell so you can watch them at any time. No, you can't see the shower or toilet. But you can see how they try to pass the time and stave off insanity.

Currently, James is laying in bed awake, Laura is trying to teach herself how to juggle, and Rick is drawing.

If you're a voyeur, like myself, you'll probably find this strangely compelling.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

List: The 10 Most Horrible Amusement Park Accidents



Amuse your inner-sadist with this list of The 10 Most Horrible Amusement Park Accidents.

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Video/The Internets: This Guy

No nudity or foul language, but still NSFW

Video/TV: Teaser for Check It Out with Dr. Steve Brule

John C. Reilly's Dr. Steve Brule character from T&E is getting his own spin-off. Super!

Video: Unicorn After Wisdom Teeth

They haven't even given her anything yet.

Video: Fake Punch Destroys Kid

I'm really enjoying today's "scream at the top of your lungs" theme.

Video/Sports: Clueless Soccer Sideline Reporter Has No Idea What's Going On



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Video: Talking Carl Fight



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Video/Sports: Andrew Bogut's Gruesome Arm Break

Yowza.

Video: Things I Hate

The clapping thing annoys the hell out of me, too.

Language NSFW



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Video: High School Orchestra Teacher Freaks Out Class with April Fools Joke



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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Sports: Colt Still BAALLIIIIIN'


"Hahaaa! A'ight nah, I'ma holla."

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Video: The Internet Explained

How do we make our instructional video about using the internets stand out among all the others. ... I got it! Let's hire the hottest comedian down at the Ha Ha Hut. People love him!

Video: Kung Fu Drunk vs. Cops



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