Saturday, July 31, 2010

Video: Fat British Guy REALLY Wants to be on the News



Via BuzzFeed, Rec. by S3x

Video: Washing Machine Self-Destructs



Via College Humor

Video: 6 Minutes of Super Slo-Mo Destruction

Video: 32 Glowsticks in a Toilet

Language NSFW

If you weren't high before watching this, you will be afterward.

List/Sports: The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games


This is my all-time favorite

Now that the X Games are once again in full gear, take a nostalgic look back at The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games.

(I just discovered that it's impossible for me to type 'sickest' without first typing 'sickets'. Did it three times in a row. Odd.)

Via Gorilla Mask

Video: Baby Preacher, Now with Subtitles!



Via Best Week Ever

Video: Shaq Serenades Justin Bieber



Via Best Week Ever

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Video/TV: Sassy Man in the Projects Calls Out Rapist on Local News

You should probably hide your pets, too, just to be safe.



Update: The Autotune the News guys autotuned it. I think we've all kinda put the autotune trend to bed, but this is the jam. We're talking R. Kelly-level production. I'm really hoping this is the last autotune video I ever post.

Update #2: The news did a follow-up about his newfound internet fame.



Via Best Week Ever

Video: Growl, Grunt, Pig Squeal

I just don't feel like you'd be the best fit for our Queen cover band. Nothing personal, bro.



Preash to Russell

Video: Monkey Wrangles Goats

And by wrangle, I mean rides and generally annoys them.



Via BuzzFeed

List/YumYums: The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State


Do yourself a favor and have an In-N-Out burger before you die

Here's The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State.

Via BuzzFeed

Video: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis - Steve Carell

Langauge NSFW



Via @Vulture

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Video/Movies: Ugandan Movie Trailer - Who Killed Captain Alex?

Whoa.



Via Videogum

Video: Flower Warfare

From the same dude who brought you the amazing Light Warfare. If you're not already a subscriber to freddiew's YouTube channel, you should be. A new video with awesome special effects every week.

Video/WTF!?: Death Metal Band of One Performs Intense Backyard Concert

MORE REVERB! Stick around for the audience interaction about halfway through. Let's all gather and express our disdain for people.



Preash to Tres

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Video/Music: Show Me Your Genitals

The following video is a homemade response to this, but it's more fun to pretend you don't know that and enjoy it own its own.



Need more Majela singing about her genitals? Here. "Two plus two is vagina, vagina and vagina." Get the rest (yes, there are more) on your own.

Via AOTS

Video/TV: American History with Grandpa Simpson

Listen to your elders. You could learn a lot.

Video/TV: Every Cigarette Smoked in Mad Men

Video/TV: Wheelchair Cat from 'Nick Swardson's Pretend Time'

Good news! The hilarious Nick Swardson has a show coming to Comedy Central this fall. Here's a clip from it.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Video/YumYums: CBS News Takes You to Heart Attack Grill

Spend some time inside an Arizona restaurant that is proud to admit its food is bad for your health. The owner is known as "Dr. John" and the waitresses are dressed up at naughty nurses. Hells. Yes.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/Sports: The Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch of All Time

I guess as long as you have control of it, it's allowed to touch the ground. Impressive.



Via DeadSpin

Video: Lightning Slowed Down 300x

Super cool. Most awesome lightning video you've ever seen. Apparently the entire shot takes place in less than 1/3 of a second.

Update: Fixed, preash to @aburtch

Lightning, how does it work?



Via BuzzFeed

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Video: Vote Basil Marceaux.com for Governor of Tennessee

I'm only half sure what Basil Marceaux.com stands for, but I'll be damned if he doesn't have my full support. Time to spice things up in the Volunteer State.

Video/Sports: Orioles Fan Interrupts Game for Several Minutes

This guy rules. Kudos to security for not overdoing the physical force when the finally "caught" him. That's the classy way to deal with these situations.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Fighter Pilot Ejects at the Last Second



Via BuzzFeed

Friday, July 23, 2010

List: The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood



Enjoy this before-and-after collection of The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood.

Video: Gay Mel Gibson is a Sweetheart

Language NSFW



Via Best Week Ever

Video/Music: Kid Cudi Chases Down Stage Crasher

More like on the pursuit of assholeness, amirite!? (boo.)



Via @Vulture

Video: Two Movie Guys Present Salt - Behind the Scenes

Two Movie Guys are a pretty big deal in Oklahoma City. I used to do dumb videos with Lucas before he got all famous and whatnot. Today he sent me their latest creation. Take a few minutes to be astounded by movie magic. (Please pardon the few imperfections. Editing is more difficult than you think.)

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Preash Original/The Internets: Lunch?

Remember when I posted that animated video of two bears talking about the iPhone 4 vs. the HTV Evo? Turns out anyone can make one, complete with customizable scenes, characters, expressions, camera views, etc. Just type the text and customize as you see fit. Try it out at xtranormal.com.

Here's my first attempt. I animated a brief exchange from yesterday between Work Dave and myself.

***A Preash Original***



Update: They only let you publish one movie for free, then they make you pay.  So make your first one a good one.

Video/TV: 'K-Town' Cast Reel

It's like Jersey Shore, except with Asians in Koreatown, L.A. I'm not gonna lie...I'm pretty sure I'll be watching this. Hello, Jennifer!

List/Sports: The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History



Enjoy this collection of The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History. Joe Rogan was cracking me up in #2.

Via Gorilla Mask

Video: Woman Pukes on Herself at Wedding

This guy's advice really was nauseating, though.

Pic: Puppy vs. Mantis Ends in a Draw



Via reddit

Video/TV: GMA Reports on 'Consequences Will Never Be the Same' Video Fallout

My conclusion? None of this would have happened if the parents had payed paid closer attention to what their daughter was doing online. You can't just give a kid a computer with internet access and say, "Have fun." You gotsta monitor that ish.



Via reddit

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Preash Original: Pranking a Band on Charlotte Today

This is a band called Miggs, named after lead singer Don Miggs. They were all really nice guys and good sports about the whole thing. I would like to emphasize that I didn't come up with the idea of this "prank", I just agreed to do it.

Tres happened to come across this video on the band's YouTube account today. I didn't even know it was up.

***A Preash Original***

Video: Ophelia the Singing Cockatoo

What a happy bird.



Via BuzzFeed

Monday, July 19, 2010

Video/Sports: Unruly Fan Tased at Minor League Game



Via Deadspin

Video/Sports: Soccer Player Puts Ref in Sleeper Hold, Enter Riot Police



Via Deadspin

Music: Big K.R.I.T. feat. Yelawolf - "Hometown Hero (Remix)"

Check out this new song featuring my boy on the rise, Yelawolf. He's got the second verse, but all three verses are pretty strong. He sounds a little like Weezy/Drake at first, which suprised me. Good beat, too. I like the piano. Big K.R.I.T. and Yelawolf are working on an upcoming mixtape called Country Cu$$inz.



Via Nah Right

List/Booze: The 6 Suprising Ways Alcohol is Actually Good for You


He can't always be saving the world

Cracked has a edutaining list of The 6 Suprising Ways Alcohol is Actually Good for You. Drink up!

Via Gorilla Mask

Preash: A Few Minor Additions

Greetings, Preashers.

I've made a few minor additions to the Preash. Now, at the bottom of posts, you'll see "like" and "dislike" buttons. With the simple click of a mouse, you can let me know what you think of particular posts.

Also, there are now quick share buttons, so you can easily link Preash posts via Twitter, Facebook, etc. I hear that social networking is gonna be a big deal soon.

Have a glorious week. Don't kiss any boys.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Video: cows and cows and cows

I think it's starting to kick in.



Via @Vulture

Video: Donkeyball - A Magic Hugs Short Documentary

Video: Just Another Day in an Oakland Burger King Parking Lot

A parking lot of pantsless pregnant chicks punching, plus pit bulls, pot and a police officer getting hit by a car. What a beautiful day.

Language NSFW



Via Gorilla Mask

Video/Movies: Ferris Club (Mash-Up)

Mash-up videos are a dime a dozen. For that reason, I almost didn't watch this mash-up of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and my favorite action film of all time, Fight Club. But I'm sure glad I did, because it's really f*cking good.

Video/Chicks: Dita Von Teese for Perrier

Because chicks, right?

Probably NSFW



Via Best Week Ever

Video: Fabrice Fabrice Interviews Steve Carell

Movies/The Internets: HOLY SH*T. AN ELI PORTER DOCUMENTARY TRAILER

If you're a regular Preasher, you know that this is one of my favorite viral videos of all time.

And now this...a trailer for a documentary about internet legend Eli Porter. Sure, that song makes pretty much anything look epic and earth-shattering, and odds are this documentary won't hold up, but still!



Via Videogum

Video: Meneo - The Birth of Santa Nalga

This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while. A warped new take on an internet classic.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Arguing with an Ibex

They seem to be having trouble getting over the language barrier.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Angry Dad Cuts a Promo on Internet Trolls

"CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!" Backstory here. Funny but a little sad but mostly funny!

Language NSFW



Via BuzzFeed

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Video/Music/TV: M.I.A. Performs "Born Free" on Letterman

I already tweeted this, but I feel like I need to post it here, too. The whole thing is too hilarious to be missed. The keyboard player is my hero.



Via @Vulture

Vintage Video/TV: Hell's Angel Confronts Hunter S. Thompson on a Canadian Talk Show

With all that's going on in the world today, it's important to look back and remember how hilarious domestic abuse was in the '60s. Oh, the good ol' days.



Via Gorilla Mask

Monday, July 12, 2010

Music/WTF!?: Harry Roy and His Orchestra - "My Girl's Pussy" (1931)

Just a feel-good song about a guy and his girlfriend's pet cat. I thought for sure it was "FAKE!" It's not. The lyrics are amazing. He had to know, right?

Video/Sports: Fan Tries to Touch World Cup Trophy, Gets Punched



Via Deadspin

Video: INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR



The video is of a NY skater named Jamal Smith. Here's a really entertaining compilation of him dancing.

The audio is Chip tha Ripper (Kid Cudi's buddy) freestyling. Hear the entire freestyle here.

Preash to Work Dave

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Video: Interview with a Creepy Robot

She actually seems like kind of a bitch. The robot, that is. I don't think it would take me very long to start talking sh*t to the robot or make crude sexual remarks.



Via BuzzFeed

Friday, July 9, 2010

Chicks/The Internets: Girl/Camera/Mirror

NSFW

Girl/Camera/Mirror is exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy.

Via @AnthonyCumia

Video/Sports: Girl Happily Freaks Because Ichiro Touched Her



Via @OpieRadio

Video: Fashion Tips from Mel Gibson

Here is the infamous audio of Mel Gibson berating his woman. He says "ssstewpid" like an angry 5th grader. Wow, this guy is a world-class asshole.

Language NSFW



Via @OpieRadio

Video: Transformer Owl

1 owl, 3 modes.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Sam Thomas Never Ceases to Amaze

Went down a YouTube rabbit hole and found this gem.

List/Sports: The 5 Most Ridiculous Parts from ESPN's LeBron James Announcement



The 5 Most Ridiculous Parts from ESPN's LeBron James Announcement. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed #5.

Video/The Internets: CBS News Interviews the Double Rainbow Guy

Suprisingly, he comes off as a nature-loving hippy. Also, the rainbow rays knocked him to the ground.



Via Videogum

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Video: ONN - New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Video: Double Waterslide Into Empty Pool

They should have practiced this more. Holy crap.

Video: Billy West Does Tons of Cartoon Voices

Video/TV: The Best of Jake vs. Vienna

I don't watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, but I will never pass up a good fight. So when I was channel surfing the other night (the kids still say that, right?) and came across two douchey white people bickering like middle school exes, I watched. And I tweeted. And I watched.



That Jake is one smarmy sonuvabitch, ain't he? And Vienna seems like a real ballbuster. It's a shame they couldn't make it work.

Video: I Beweave Hair Salon



Via Videogum

Video: Double KFC Drive-Thru All the Way

This is how I feel every time I go to Taco Bell.



Original here.

Via BuzzFeed

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Video: Indonesian Smoking Baby Still Cooler Than a Polar Bear's Toenails

Video: Wave Machine Makes Pictures in the Water

This. Changes. Everything.

Wait no, sorry, no it doesn't.

Music Video: Asher Roth - "Toni Braxton"

Say what you want about Asher, but the man is an amazing lyricist. Multi-syllabic rhymes galore!



And you know I'm a sucker for seeing musicians coming up with songs in the studio, so here's a video of Asher working with Pharrell on tracks for the sophomore album, The Spaghetti Tree.



Via Nah Right

Video/TV: 'Louie', The Poker Scene

I can't believe you're still not watching this show.

Language NSFW



Via Gorilla Mask

Video: Obligatory Double Rainbow Guy Remix



Via BuzzFeed

Video/TV: Bad Girls Club Season 5 Teaser

These girls are going to learn a lot about themselves in their short time in the house.



Preash to Valenza

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Video: legal high.... just trust me

These are the type of people you spend your life trying to avoid, but somehow you find yourself at their house at 4am after a "work party" and they won't let you leave. Nah, I'm just joking, I love 'em to death.

(You'll wanna keep annotations on for this one.)

Language NSFW



Preash to Lucas

Video: Tortoise's Toothbruth Satisfaction Dance



Via reddit

Video: Loony Passerby Berates Reporter for "Struttin' That Ass"

Language NSFW



Obligatory remix here.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Video: The Emotional Double Rainbow Guy

"What does it meeean!? Tell me. Too much. Tell me what it means!" :')

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'



Here's another one from the same guy, if you're curious to know what he looks like.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Music: Yelawolf - "Box Chevy"

This song has been out for over two years and it just hit my radar yesterday. Why? Because Yelawolf is just now starting to get some traction in the rap world.

Yelawolf is a white rapper from Alabama. From just looking at him, you'd probably expect him to be a lead singer in a Good Charlotte-esque pop-punk band.

Over the last year, he's done songs with Bun B, Slim Thug and most recently Big Boi. And apparently Eminem is a fan.

Yesterday I was researching Yelawolf and came across this song, "Box Chevy." Despite being years old, the song is still ahead of it's time compared to most of the stuff you hear today. I've never heard a beat like this. So simple with a menacing drone and drum set kicks, snares, etc. And Yelawolf's delivery is equally original and compelling.

If he keeps coming out with stuff like this during his ascent, he has a chance of sticking around for a while.