"All your base are belong to us."
Ever seen an animated movie poster? Check it out.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Movies/The Internets: Animated Terminator Movie Poster
Video: Massive Escalator Leap and Faceplant
It would have gone perfectly if they were stairs instead.
Chicks/List: The 25 Hottest Celebrity Booties
No nudity, but still probably NSFW
This list of The 25 Hottest Celebrity Booties isn't necessarily scientific...and is featured on a wesbite I've never heard of. But I'll be damned if it didn't make my day.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Preash: Help me maintain my sanity over Xmas
Alright, peeps, I need your help. I need to pick a TV show I've never seen to watch over Xmas break at home.
Surely I'm not the only one who experiences a back-home-overdose during the holidays. You're pumped to be off of work for a week and half and look forward to sitting around and doing nothing but eating, boozing with the peeps, and watching TV. But between your loopy family and the realization that it's actually very difficult to accomplish absolutely nothing while still feeling good about yourself...well, it starts to wear on you a couple of days in.
(My family not pictured)
To stave off cabin fever and fill the time between bowl games when I'm back in Sugar Land, I've made it a tradition to hold my own personal TV-shows-I've-never-got-around-to-watching marathon.
3 years ago it was the first couple seasons of The Sopranos. 2 years ago it was seasons 2 and 3 of Lost. Last year it was seasons 2 and 3 of Arrested Development.
So I'm asking you, Preashers. What TV show(s) should I peep on DVD over the break?
Here's a short list of shows that I've heard are good and might consider looking into.
- 24
- Weeds
- Californication
- The Shield
- Battlestar Galactica
So what am I missing? What should I get into? Please leave your suggestions in the comments section.
TV: The Greatest Show on Television Returns!
Set your DVRs! The best reality show on TV is beginning its third season!
The new season of The Bad Girls Club starts Tuesday, December 2nd on the Oxygen network at 10p/9c.
If you've never watched the show, you're really missing out. It's a house full of hot, slutty, crazy chicks getting drunk and fighting. Ingenious.
How the people at MTV and VH1 dropped the ball and let this show fall to Oxygen is still beyond me.
I love how, in this promo, they use the last minute to show why the girls are really there...to grow as people and learn more about themselves and each other. Right. Now bring on the topless drunk fist fight.
Click here to get to know the chicks.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Video/TV: Jimmy Kimmel Gets Help with Obama Jokes
Jimmy Kimmel heads to a local barber shop to find out how to properly joke about President-Elect Obama. Hilarity ensues.
Booze: A Power Hour CD Website!!!
I was checking out Gorilla Mask just now and discovered a site completely devoted to offering free downloadable and streaming themed power hour CDs. Awesome.
TheseArePowerfulHours.com
If you're not familiar with Power Hour, you're sooooo not awesome. But I'll inform you anway. You simply take a shot of beer once a minute for an entire hour. Sounds pretty lame, but at the end of the hour you're suprisingly toasty.
People make CDs with one-minute chunks of songs and everyone takes the shot of beer when the song changes. I made one, with the assistance of my roomies, in college that featured a movie or TV show quote at the end of each minute. It was legendary.
So yeah, I'm pumped about this discovery.
TheseArePowerfulHours.com
Video/TV: Vincent, Chicago's Colorful Suit Spinning Man
So damn fly. Can you believe he's actually the station's GM?
Friday, November 21, 2008
TV: Letterman gets a little old school
Back in the day, David Letterman used to be a lot more edgy and bust guests' balls pretty frequently. Especially if the guest had nothing to offer.
Well last night he "interviewed" this chick from the new movie Twilight that all the teenage girls are pumped about.
Watch Letterman cleverly make fun of this chick to the point that, by the end of the interview, she looks like she wants to kill herself. Good stuff. Best I've seen since his first Paris Hilton interview.
TV/Movies: More Arrested Development movie news
The rumored Arrested Development movie is sounding more and more promising.
Link via Pop Candy
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Music: Britney Plagiarizing?
Is a track from Britney's album a rip-off? And, more importantly, do you give a sh*t? ...I do.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Video/Sports: Monster Hit, Incredible Catch
The best Chadron State College football highlight you'll see all year. Guaranteed.
List/Sports: The Top 10 NFL Punt/Kick Returns
AskMen.com has a cool compilation of The Top 10 NFL Punt/Kick Returns
Link via Gorilla Mask
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Video: World Series Baby
"We snuck out into the middle of Broad Street to snap a pic in front of City Hall and all the crowds. When Will raised his hands for the picture, cheers erupted. So he continued to repeat the gesture, getting wild response from the crowd on both sides of the street up and down the street as far as we could see. We couldn't have planned this if we practiced and practiced. I wish the video was longer."
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
TV/Video: Paul Rudd hosts SNL this weekend
Should be quite funny.
Check out these promos with Andy Samberg.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Video/Music: Asher on the Verge of Blowing Up
My boy Asher Roth was featured in this little segment on Last Call with Carson Daly. He says he'll by famous by 4/20/09.
Check out my previous posts about Asher
Chicks: Cheetah Girls Chick Dirty Pics
There's a Disney singing group called the Cheetah Girls and in these recently leaked pics (NSFW), she is naked and junk. Hooray!
Oh, and she's 25 years old, so it's cool.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Preash: Election Night Celebration
So last night, about half an hour after the election night coverage began, Work Dave called me up to hit up a bar to watch the results come in.
We went to one place that obviously didn't give a sh*t about the election, so we headed to another place. We had a few beers then headed back to my place so we could actually hear what was going on.
Once Obama won, Work Dave insisted that we take some pics in front of the TV during Obama's acceptance speech for the sake of posterity.
(Being a mixed race dog, this was a momentous night for Boone as well.)
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A little later, I decided to attempt to relive my college days by shotgunning a beer...and it didn't go so well. Here's my second attempt...
What am I doing with my life?
Video: Fake Trick or Treater
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Plus, that chick in the jack-o-lantern shirt is SMOKIN'.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Politix: Electing a President for Dummies
If you're easily confused/distracted like me, here's a simple breakdown of how the Presidential Election works.
(Could have used a little more people falling and boobs and yelling...and a little less gayness.)
Chicks: Vida Guerra in a thong on the beach
Probably NSFW-ish
Check out these booty-ful pics of mi chica Vida Guerra sporting a thong on the beach. Day-um!
Music Video: Thermal Imaging Music Video
I was check out this article on music videos that don't use any video and ran across the following music video.
Emily Haines and The Soft Skeleton - "Our Hell"
"...director Jason Albertin shot with a thermal imaging camera that records changing temperatures in stark contrast..."It's very unique and quite awesome looking.
Politix: Bush's Sneaky Last-Minute Bullsh*t
While America is distracted with the election, President Bush is quietly trying to cram in some last-minute anti-environmental policy changes to help out his homies in big business.
"Whether it's getting wolves off the Endangered Species List, allowing power plants to operate near national parks, loosening regulations for factory farm waste or making it easier for mountaintop coal-mining operations, these proposed changes have found little favor with environmental groups."
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Preash: A Few Random Pics
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One of the last pics I took in Oklahoma. Can you imagine the type of person who decided to have this permanently affixed to their truck? Also, note that hemorrhoid is misspelled.
Ruining a pic with Grandpa Charles
My dog is better than your dog
My first night in North Carolina, I bought a bottle of wine. When I got home I realized my bottle opener was packed up in a box with the movers. I did an internet search on how to open a bottle of wine without a bottle opener. Several places suggested that you screw a screw into the cork then tug it out with the claw of a hammer. It actually worked. Amazing.
Another view
Baby Jesus added for dramatic effect
A hot dog from the clubhouse. Damn that looks good.
Boone cross-legged
Preash: Floor Seats, Baby!
...to a preseason Bobcats game against the Hawks. I know, I know, but they were free.
This actually went down a couple of weeks ago but better late than never, right?
My boss called me on a Saturday afternoon and told me she had two tickets to that night's Bobcats game but couldn't use them because she had some stuff to take care of and already had tickets to the Panthers game the next day. Tough life.
I headed uptown (what they call downtown here in Charlotte) around 5 and met up with Tressel. We went to a bar to have some beers and watch a few college football games.
After about an hour, we walked over to the arena. I knew the seats would be good...I didn't realize that we'd actually be right there on the court. It was quite rad.
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The fans show up in droves for the big game
It was pretty awesome to be right there on the court. You can hear everything the players and refs are saying during the game. Like when you see players complaining to the refs after a call on TV...when you actually hear them pleading and the refs explaining the call, it's pretty interesting. Tressel noted that being there that close, it almost seems fake.
After sitting there for a while, a lady who worked for the arena hustled over to us and told us she was sorry she forgot to give us our wristbands. We were like, "OK", and took the wristbands. She explained that they give us access to the VIP area where the free Bud Light is given out. Money.
Tressel holdin' it down
Tressel keeping it real
Me looking somewhat dapper/toasty
The next two videos are examples of the behavior exhibited by two young goofs with access to free beer.
First, a video I titled "An Innocent Child Still Lives Inside Tressel". For a few seconds, all was right with the world.
And now me being a jackass for the sole purpose of entertaining you. For some reason, I think waving with both hands is hilarious. Also, note how I act like I don't know that what I'm doing is wrong and proceed to get a low center of gravity as the security guy is escorting me off the court.
We then started talking to this hot chicks who was sitting next to us. She asked if we knew the lady she works with (who gave the tickets to my boss)...I said yes but was too drunk to remember her name. Her fat, ugly friend thought I was lying and said, without lowering her voice at all, "Why are you talking to them?" So I proceeded to tell the hot chick that her friend was a hater all night.
Tressel insisted on some pics with the hot chick
Tressel brings the hot chick in close
I guess nearly getting kicked out once wasn't enough to satisfy me. At another point in the game, the ball was being thrown in from out of bounds right in front of us. I stood up right behind the player and was pointing all over the court as if I was coaching him. I was yelled at by another security guy but, shortly thereafter, received a text message from a co-worker of mine. "Dude, what're you doing on the floor?" Apparently he was at the game too and saw me coaching on the jumbotron.
But the highlight of the night for me was a very brief exchange with DJ Augustin. During a timeout, I urgently yelled out, "DJ!" He quickly whipped his head around and saw me giving the hook 'em horns sign. He smiled and Tressel proclaimed, "I just saw that happen!"
After the game, we walked to some bars and kept boozing.
En route
So there you have it. When I woke up the next day, my credit card was nowhere to be seen and my Sirius radio didn't work. But at least my camera survived. Quite a night.
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