Monday, November 30, 2009

Video: Tim Heidecker Stand Up 9

If you've never seen one of Tim Heidecker's stand-up sets, you're really missing out. Some serious Kaufman-esque stuff going on here. I highly recommend the earliest ones he did (look 'em up on YouTube) because the audience wasn't privy to the whole intentionally-unfunny-and-dry stuff yet. Made for some delightfully uncomfortable situations.

List/Booze: 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer



Check out 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer

If you're not familiar with The Oatmeal, make yourself familiar. It's a website suddenly gaining popularity with its simple, informative, cutesy lists and illustrations.

Via Reddit

Video: Pumpkin Explodes in Kids' Faces

Stuff: Happy Woman

Video: Quad Falls Short of Cliff Jump

Video: Laughing Gas Party

Nope, it's not a helium party. These gents are inhaling nitrous oxide a.k.a. laughing gas. Fun!



Via Urlesque

Music Video: Vampire Weekend - "Cousins"

The video for the new VW song! Album out January 11th.

Video: Wanda Sykes on the Tiger Woods Incident

Fox is smart to put this clip up on YouTube to promote The Wanda Sykes Show. Funny stuff.

Newsish/Sports: Tiger Needs a "Kobe Special"



This story is my favorite thing to come out of the whole Tiger Woods baby-mama-drama incident thus far.

Video: Man vs. Emu

This had me cracking up. The diving tackle is EPIC.



Via BuzzFeed

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Video/Music: Why Lil' Wayne Needs Auto-Tune

Here's a clip from the upcoming Lil' Wayne documentary. Hear him sing without Auto-Tune, if you dare. Also, he wails on the guitar.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Music Video: The Avett Brothers - "Slight Figure"

Funny stuff. Half viral video, half music video. Directed by Jody Hill (Eastbound and Down). The Avett Brothers are a pretty big deal in these parts because they're from Concord, which is right next door to Charlotte. Jody Hill is also from Concord.

Video: Pilgrims

Based on the title, I was expecting this to be a real snooze. It wasn't. It was hilarious.



Via Videogum

Stuff: Donut Seeds

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Video/Music: The Dream in the Studio

Odds are this won't interest you. But I found it fascinating. I love videos of musicians coming up with songs in the studio. The process is amazing to me. This one is of The Dream, one of the hottest R&B producers in the game, creating two hits in two hours.



Bonus: Here's one of Justin Timberlake and Pharrell coming up with "Last Night" and here's an incredible one of them creating "Senorita".

List/TV: 11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors



Check out this collection of 11 Dirty TV Moments That Slipped Past the Censors

Via Gorilla Mask

Music: Kidz in the Hall - "The Grizzly Man"

A rap remix of the best song of 2009.

Video: Conversations with my Very Best Friends (Episode 3)



Love Magic Hugs

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Video: Beard Cage with Working Beard Door

Video: A Basic Lesson in Snap

I can't wait to try this out on a hater next time I go to a bar.

Video: Little Girl Stuffed Animal Dog Show Fail

Can't wait to see what happens next time on The Channing Shoooow!!!11

Video: Giant, Deadly Leopard Seal is a Freakin' Sweetheart



Preash to Tressel

Video: Renegade Cat Sticks Up for Driver Being Ticketed

You gotta fight the powers that be.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/Movies: Reservior Dogs TMNT Mashup

I avoided this because if you've seen one movie mashup, you've seen 'em all. But this one was actually really well done.

Video: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis - Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter

Video: Technoviking's Grandma



Via Reddit

Monday, November 16, 2009

Chicks/Sports: Creating the Hottest Female Athlete



The writer of Creating the Hottest Female Athlete imagines which features on various female athletes would be ideal to create a dream woman. (Although I'm confident that Allison Stokke has every base covered.)

Via Gorilla Mask

Video/Movies: Every "Hey, Man" from Dazed and Confused

Video: Google VP Marissa Mayer Weird Laugh Compilation

Video: A Dog, a Toy and Fishing Line

Video/Sports: Soccer Taunt Backfires on Goalie

Video: The Onion - Modern Warfare 3 Ultra Realistic

This came out late last week. I'm just now posting it. Try not to freak. There wasn't a decent embeddable version then. There is now.



Preash to Shane, who writes, "This comes with the 'Iraq veteran seal of approval for accuracy.' The very last line is especially awesome."

Video: Oopsies! Man Crashes Million-Dollar Bugatti Into Saltwater Marsh

I don't know much about cars, but apparently this is one of the most badass, expensive ones money can buy. And someone just happened to be filming when the driver, distracted by a low-flying bird fumbling to pick up his dropped cell phone, crashed his Bugatti Veyron into a saltwater marsh near Galveston. Bummer.



And the clean-up...



Preash to S3x

Video: Atop the Burj Dubai

A dude takes a video camera up to the top of the highest man-made structure in the world. WOW.



Via BuzzFeed

Video: Awesome New Computer Animation of Flight Landing in the Hudson

This is quite cool. It includes air traffic radio. The audio is purposely split between two channels, so I recommend watching with headphones.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Music Video: The Cool Kids - "Knocked Down"

New song/video from The Cool Kids. Try to listen without nodding your head. Doesn't work.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Video: Baby Pranks

I was looking up Jon Benjamin stuff on YouTube last night and found this pretty funny video I'd never seen before.

Video/Sports: Hilarious Animation of Dock Ellis' No Hitter on LSD

Someone made this incredible animation for Doc Ellis' retelling of pitching a no hitter on acid.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'



Via BuzzFeed

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Video: School Bus Slams Into Dumb Driver

List/Sports: The 10 Dirtiest Plays in Sports



The Florida eye gouger and Elizabeth Lambert have inspired The Bleach Report to come up with this generic list of The 10 Dirtiest Plays in Sports.

Via Gorilla Mask

Video/Music: Travis Barker Remix of Drake's "Forever" feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne and Eminem

Video/List/Video Games: Top 50 Worst Video Game Voice Acting



Preash to Work Dave

Video: Sweetest Wheelbarrow Race Move EVER

These guys are like the Joe Montana and Jerry Rice of wheelbarrow racing.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/TV: MTV's Jersey Shore Promo

My college roommates and I were obsessed with the first MTV True Life episode, entitled "I Have a Summer Share". You've seen it. You know it. Tommy and the gang getting wasted, getting emotional, going nuts and trying to get laid on the Jersey Shore. If you want to see it again, you can watch it here in its entirety.

CHEESE BU-ALLS...AND STEAK SANGWICHES!

Well, great news! As old roomie Valenza put it, "For those of you who didn't see this commercial during last night's Real World/Road Rules Challenge, God finally answered my prayers and gave us the show I've always wanted."



This will be amazing. Can't wait. See you there!



Preash to Valenza

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

List: Iconic Photos


Louis vs. Schmeling

I'm always a sucker for a collection of iconic photos and the stories behind them.

Via Reddit

List: Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers



A Veterans Day treat! Enjoy this video collection of Dogs Welcoming Home Soldiers. One of the cutest damn video collections you'll ever see. :')

Via Videogum

Friday, November 6, 2009

Video/Movies/TV: Remix - It's Always Sunny in 'Philadelphia'

Video/WTF!?: Amateur Rapper Needs More Practice

Listen to this young man spit about the finer points of takin' a dump on yo ass and genital warts that look like zits. Make sure you clean the dishes right.

Video/Booze: Tiger Beer Ad

This is incredibly cool.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/Sports: BRUTAL Women's Soccer Fighting

This is the best.



Via BuzzFeed

Video/TV: Dick Towel Viral Video (from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Did you watch It's Always Sunny last night? The fellas actually made a site (DickTowel.com) for the fake product they were advertising, as well as this hilarious viral video.

Cartoony NSFW

Movies: Why HAL Sings "Daisy" in '2001: A Space Oddysey'



You know the scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey where HAL is dying and singing "Daisy"? Ever wondered why that song, in particular, was chosen? Now you know!

Via Digg

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Video: How to Sell Backpacks in Japan

You can also use the backpack to cover your erection!

Video: Dog Mambo

Instant happiness!

Video: Laeron in America

Video/Chicks: Olivia Munn NYMAG Photoshoot

My girl.

List/Sports: The Top 100 Sports Moments of the Decade



Complex has a great collection of The Top 100 Sports Moments of the Decade. Guess that time you touched the rim didn't quite make the cut.

Via Gorilla Mask

Video: This is the Best Burrito

I'm pretty sure I'll be involuntarily singing this catchy tune every time I eat a burrito from here on.



Why is Emily always acting like such a snooty b*tch?

Via BuzzFeed

Video: Swab Drinks an Earthquake

In my search to find an image of Earthquake beer, I came across this video.

This swab comes home from work, pops open an Earthquake, shows off his DVD collection, and shoots the sh*t with no one in particular.

Enjoy some of the swabbiest phrases ever uttered all in one video:
-"Oh, look at all those MMA DVDs!"
-"Got UFC 1 through 57 on DVD. Whatchu know about that?"
-"Doin' some high gravities."
-"How you guys doin'?"
-"I think, I believe all the drama is over with."
-"Keep, uh, makin' swillin' videos."
-"Having a 6-pack of Bud Light in one can. Straight to da head."
-"'Cause that's how we roll."
-"Got to work around 1:30, left at 5:00. Not a bad work day."
-"Keep dribblin'. The f*ck? What is the meaning of this?"
-"This is not made in a 40. So don't ask."
-"However, if there was a 40 of this...it'd be tits."



Apparently this guy has at least one kid. Which means he somehow tricked a woman into reproducing with him. Also, this seems to be one in a series of "swillin' videos". So look up the rest if you want to feel better about yourself and your friends.

Booze: Several States Moving to Allow Higher Alcohol Content in Beer

Take a sip of this USA Today article, which points at that many states are about to start allowing a higher percentage of alcohol in beers. One state up to 16%!



I've had the aforementioned 12% beers here in North Carolina. There's one called Earthquake that comes in a 24oz can. And lemme tell ya! It tastes like poo and just two will get you completely hammered. If that's the type of thing you're into.

Via Digg

Animated GIFt: Unstable Sarkozy