Monday, March 31, 2008
Music: Dizzee Rascal - "16 Bars" freestyle
Dizzee Rascal's a British rapper who's been around for several years. You may remember the catchy single "Fix Up, Look Sharp" from a few years ago.
Here he is freestyling on Lil Wayne's "Fireman" beat.
Newsish: WWE fans endangered during Wrestlemania
Apparently a bunch of cables fell on a group of WWE fans at Wrestlemania last night. Click here to watch an amateur video of the incident.
Video: Table rape is no joke
A dude got in trouble for boning a public table. Seriously.
In his defense though, that umbrella hole was completely exposed...the table was pretty much asking for it.
Video: The Alien Guy
"Water, man. You heard the man. Water."
I think the real story here is that they tracked down Matthew McConaughey's long-lost brother.
Video/TV: BB9 Producers prank Josh
Someone who works on the show pranks Josh from behind the 2-way mirror. Good stuff.
...and again...
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Video: Korean Drummer Rocks Out
Skip to 2:10 for the best stuff...but the whole thing is worth a look.
Friday, March 28, 2008
The Internets: Free Rice
I've shared this before, but it was before Preash really took off.
FreeRice.com
Great for word-nerds looking to kill time. Test your vocabulary skills, increase your knowledge and help starving peeps...all at the same time.
Bookmark it and go nuts whenever you're bored.
(Today, I learned that the word sesquipedalian is brilliant.)
"How come no one talks about me anymore?"
Newsish: Jack Nicholson topless
Wanna see Jack Nicholson topless on the beach? Of course you do!
Peep it.
Chicks/List: The 10 Greatest Achievements in Human Female Body Painting
Sand and Cotton's got a lovely list of The 10 Greatest Achievements in Female Body Painting - NSFW
Vida Guerra is the hottest tiger EVER.
Link via Gorilla Mask
TV/Video: Every Simpsons couch gag in under 6 minutes
Here's a cool video of almost every Simpsons couch gag ever in under 6 minuntes.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Music: Tricked into listening to Beyonce
They tricked to me into purposefully listening to a Beyonce song. How?
Point out that it's produced by Polow Da Don ("Throw Some D's" & "London Bridge", amongst others)
Song's actually not half bad...despite the fact that I can't stand Beyonce's voice.
Polow da Don
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sports/List: The 8 Most Insane MMA Victory Celebrations of All Time
Check out this entertaining compilation of the 8 Most Insane MMA Victory Celebrations of All Time.
Video: Don't call Busta Rhymes ignorant
Language NSFW
Looks like Busta's juicin' pretty hard these days.
Music/Newsish: T.I. going to jail
Rapper T.I. is gonna do one year behind bars after pleading guilty to weapons charges.
Don't worry, though. He'll bounce back. He is the rubberband man, after all.
Sorry.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
TV/List: The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of '80s Cartoons
Music: Death Cab's cover art
TV/The Internets: Every episode of South Park online
South Park Studios is offering every episode of South Park ever free to watch online. Fresh.
Me as a SP character - make your own here
First link via Pop Candy
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Video: Haiti Weather Report
Fact #1: It's impossible to watch this just once.
Fact #2: It's impossible to watch this without at least smiling.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Preash: Another busy week
This is my first work of week in Charlotte, folks. I'll continue to post throughout the week but it obviously won't be as frequent as usual. So bear with me, peeps.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Media: The Sirius/XM merger FINALLY goes through
After over a year of waiting, Congress has finally approved the merger of Sirius and XM.
Bababooey.
Note: It's now awaiting FCC approval.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Video: BB9 - Chelsia being an evil b*tch
Whoa, Chelsia's loses it. Religion, abortions, etc...it's all there.
Language NSFW
Video/Politix: Raining McCain
This has to be a joke...right?
The chick on the right would be really hot if she lost 50 lbs.
Preash to Shane
Sports/Newsish: LeBron on the cover of Vogue
I heard about this on the radio yesterday. LeBron James is one of three men to appear on the cover of Vogue. But a lot of peeps are saying it's a racist depiction. Whaddya think?
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Preash: Happy Easter, Peeps
Marshmaaaallowy
Sorry about the lack of updates lately. Been busy moving, unpacking, etc. I have a life, too ALRIGHT!?
God, you're just like my ex.
Hopefully things will settle down in the next couple of days. Regardless, I don't think I have anything to do tomorrow (besides a fantasy baseball draft in the late afternoon)...so look for an ass-load of posts starting around noon-ish EST tomorrow.
I'm sleeping with a giant rock in front of my bedroom door tonight. (Christianity joke, anyone!?)
Music: Big Boi ft. Andre 3000 & Raekwon - Royal Flush
This song is sooooo tight. Big Boi's verse (it's the first verse) is ridiculous!
It's off of Big Boi's upcoming solo album Sir Luscious Left Foot.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Music: THE NEW DEATH CAB SINGLE!!!
The first single off of Death Cab for Cutie's upcoming album, Narrow Stairs, is out! And it's incredible.
It's called "I Will Possess Your Heart"
EPIC.
I'm already on my 5th consecutive listen. And that's saying a lot for an 8-and-a-half-minute song.
You'll recognize it as the song that was featured on the little studio teaser video on their website.
Here's some info and links to a higher-quality stream.
This album is gonna be unbelievable...
"Hi...we're good at music."
Link via Pop Candy
TV: Bob and David returning to HBO
Music: Sara Bareilles - Little Voice
Alright, I'm man enough to admit it.
I can't get enough of this album: Sara Bareilles - Little Voice
Piano-driven pop tracks with a very authentic soulful bluesy sound. Think Sarah McLauchlan meets Bonnie Raitt.
You'll surely recognize her single "Love Song" from the Rhapsody commercial. It's got a modest 6.6 million views on YouTube.
That song by itself is great, but the rest of the tracks on Little Voice are equally impressive.
"Vegas" is the second track, after "Love Song", and is one of my favs. It's simultaneously depressing and uplifting (which would also be an accurate description for the album as a whole). It's gotta be tough to maintain a harmonious balance between those two conflicting emotions in one four-minute song.
"City" is another great track. The first verse starts with just vocals and piano, then it gradually builds with strings, drums, etc.
The last track, "Gravity", is a simple stripped-down ballad about a chick who can't fall out of love with a dude who she knows she needs to let go. WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, HAVEN'T WE, SISTAS!?
Those are just a few highlights, but the entire album is great.
The production is immaculate, the writing is honest and it doesn't hurt that she's somewhat hot.
So, ladies, I can't really see any way that you couldn't love Little Voice, unless you just aren't into good music.
And dudes, if you can conjure up the courage to put your balls on the shelf for 49 minutes and listen to a chick sing great songs about failed love and unmet expectations, you will thoroughly enjoy this album.
Now I'm gonna go draw a bubble bath, grab my latest Nicholas Sparks novel, and pour myself a glass of chardonnay.
Newsish: No Lindsay Lohan sex tape
So it turns out that it wasn't Lindsay Lohan in that rumored sex tape.
Be patient though, friends. It's only a matter of time...
"Told you so."
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Music: Swizz Beatz ft. Drag-On - "Hard Knocks"
Yeah, that's right...Drag-On's back. I was a pretty big fan of Drag-On back when Ruff Ryderz was big.
The fact that the chorus and verses are so disjointed on this track bothered me when I listened to it the first couple of times. But now that I've gotten used to it, I can kinda see the chorus as a laid-back build-up to the monstrous throwback-ish beat during the verses.
Anyway, peep it.
List/Chicks: Top 10 Booty Shaking Videos
Unibrow's got a eye-opening compilation of The Top 10 Booty Shaking Videos - NSFW
"P. Diddy run the city"
Link via Gorilla Mask
Chicks: Audrina from The Hills nude pics
Obviously NSFW
Nude pics of Audrina Partridge, the hot brunette from The Hills, have surfaced. Delightful!
Newsish: Lindsay Lohan sex tape!?
Good news, pervs.
It is rumored that a Lindsay Lohan will be coming out soon. There's already a really poor quality still image out there.
"Ummm...it's not me."
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
TV/List: Tim and Eric's 10 Best Musical Moments
Comedy geniuses
Adult Swim's got a compilation of Tim and Eric's 10 Best Musical Moments from last season of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
#10 Should have been a lot higher.
Link via Gorilla Mask
WTF!?: Strawberry Cocaine
Dudes arrested for possessing flavored cocaine.
One time my brother replaced my Kool-Aid mix with strawberry cocaine. I ended up stealing my dad's car, driving to Vermont and raping three bears. Then he told be it really was just Kool-Aid mix the whole time and we shared a hearty laugh. Boy was my face red!
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: Call of Duty 4 Gun Sounds remix
You hear this song all time at the inner-city dance clubs.
Everybody get down!
Video/TV: Toccara goes nuts on Celebrity Fit Club
Check out this clip from the new season of Celebrity Fit Club in which plus-size model Toccara (from America's Next Top Model) goes apesh*t on the judges. Jesus.
Language NSFW
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Preash: Made It
What up, peeps. I'm in the "business lounge" of the La Quinta in Charlotte...conducting business.
I start moving into my apartment tomorrow. I should get internet access tomorrow afternoon. Then you can start living your life again.
God this computer sucks.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Preash: Last Night in Oklahoma
Last night was my much anticipated going-away party.
It was scheduled to begin at 8:00 but, in typical fashion, Work Dave pulled a flake-tastic move and called me at 6:00 to tell me he needed to nap and 8:00 is too early and lets make it 9:30.
So I show up at his house at 9:30 and again, in typical fashion, he's not ready yet.
After 8 or 9 "I'm sorry, dude"s we finally get to the Dugout at like 10:30. There's a $5 cover because there's a live band (which was suprisingly good and the lead singer was smokin'...in that sexy emo tatted-up bleach-blonde way).
Click to enlarge
Eff.
Some dude and our bartender who Lizzy once made out with
Jen, myself and Lizzy
Steve in da house (I put "da house" b/c he is black)
What am I doing? Nunya.
Smile, girls
Gangsta
The rare double-thumb-pick
One of the several potions I drank
That's a girl on the left...she's a lezbo we befriended
Lizzy took a photo of herself...apparently her fav pose is to cock her head slightly to the left
Work Dave and the lezbo's best friend (who is pretty much bi)
Jen biting her tongue...that's a first
Work Dave droppin' knowledge on Joe
Joe is a brilliant editor/photog...he created "Electric", perhaps the best TV-news-b-roll-based music video EVER...hit yer horn
Work Dave's brother, Ben, with future-sister-in-law Lizzy
Suddenly Lizzy gets shy...but only for a sec...
Her hair tastes like cotton candy and sunbeams
Spittin' game at a chick for 10 minutes...then she casually mentions her husband, who's serving in Iraq...
...it was like that ep of MTV True Life with the chick who married her high school sweetheart who went off to war and she ended up regretting getting married. She kept implying that she was gonna divorce him soon. Still a no-no in my book, though.
Joe is really tall...like 6'8" tall
The lezbo and her semi-GF dance on a table
She's drinking piss on the rocks...what a party animal!
Wazzzaaaaaa...!
Orange is the new gay!
Work Dave's backwards cigarette is not a clever a joke...he's just dumb
Apparently I'm not the only one who wants to lick Lizzy
Subtlety is key in the lesbian lifestyle
My thumb is appalling
I'm very photogenic
Joe my goodness!
I forgot that I wasn't wearing my grill
Work Dave and his girlfriend bone partner close friend Lizzy
I smell a sitcom!
Here's pretty much the greatest thing ever.
Please excuse my goofy overdone drunk laugh.
Language NSFW
***A Preash Original***
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