Friday, May 30, 2008

Video/Music: Another Badass Travis Barker Remix!

He's done it again!

This time, Travis Barker does his drum remix of Busta Rhymes' new single, "Don't Touch Me" (which is pretty badass on its own).

Check out the slick move he pulls at 2:37 when he loses a stick and pulls another one out, literally without missing a beat.

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Here are his past remixes: Soulja Boy Remix, Flo Rida's "Low", and the Super Bowl Remix

Movies: Red Band Trailer for Burn After Reading

Check out the uncensored trailer for the new Coen brothers movie Burn After Reading, starring Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, George Clooney, and more.

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Newsish: 50 Cent an arsonist?

50 Cent's ex's house caught on fire with her and the kids inside. They got out and no one was hurt, but now she's blaming 50 for the fire.

Check out the video of her ranting and screaming and blaming Curtis. Wild stuff.


"Is you out yo damn mind!?"

List/Chicks/TV: The Top 10 HBO Babe Topless Scenes

Unibrow's got a compilation of The Top 10 HBO Babe Topless Scenes - NSFW

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List/Chicks/Sports: The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of All Time


Jennie Finch

Check out this list of The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of All Time

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Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #35

Real Girls #35 - NSFW

Video: Drunk Midget

Video: Mastering the Internet

Video: Little League Sucker Punch

"...good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, F*CK YOU!, good game, good game..."

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Newsish: Britney looking pregnant w/o a bra

Check out these pics of Britney Spears "not pregnant" and letting her saggy mom-boobs enjoy their right to freedom.

Music: Lil' Wayne Sued and Stupid


Teef

Lil' Wayne is being sued for a sample he used on one of his songs. Listen to the two, it's pretty blatant.

Also, he claims that he "created the mixtape game." Are you f-cking kidding me!?

...Still, I can't wait for The Carter III.

WTF!?: Sh-tty Runner

Dude, even if you win now, you're still the biggest loser in the race. Jesus.

The onlookers' facial expressions are what truly make this pic.

Click to enlarge

List/Chicks: The Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

The Hottest Daughters of Rock Stars


Bijou Phillips

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Video: Tape Prank

WTF!?: Optical Illusion - Nothing is Moving

This is not animated. Nothing is moving.

Video: Contact Juggling

Video/TV: The Fresh Prince in Italian

Check out the Italian translation of the intro to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. It's something else.



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Video: Mariah Carey's Change-Up

Well, uhhh...at least it went forward.

Comedy: George Carlin - "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television"

If you've never heard this, you have no right to ever comment on comedy.

The most well-known bit by one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time.

I remember my parents had this on either audio tape or VHS, but would never let us listen to it.

It's a brilliant exhibition of how you can use the most foul of curse words in a comedy routine and still be clever (although Bill Cosby would argue otherwise).

As little as my opinion matters in this regard...

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Here's George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say on Television".

For the uber-tards, I guess I gotta add...

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And here's Carlin's follow-up to that bit.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Video: Shakira Goes Down

Shakira falls on stage and busts her noggin.

Video: The Paul Rudd Screensaver

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Video: Best One Punch Knockout Ever

Way to go, you got the gangsta dwarf all riled up now.

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List/Chicks/Sports: The 10 Hottest Professional Athletes' Daughters

The 10 Hottest Professional Athletes' Daughters

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Video/Movies: Uncensored Step Brothers Trailer

Apparently these uncensored trailers are called "red band trailers" because of the red mature audience screen at the beginning.

"But when I get to the workplace..." LOL

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List: 20 Most Bizarre Mugshots



Check out the 20 Most Bizarre Mugshots. Good stuff.

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Video/Chicks/Video Games: Wii Fit Girlfriend

Niiiiiiiice.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Video: Monkey Attacks Little Girl

Haha!

"There's 3 crazy ass monkeys in here."

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Video/TV: Robert Muraine Popping and Locking

Check out this dude popping and locking on So You Think You Can Dance? Pretty awesome.

Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #34

Real Girls #34 - NSFW

Chicks: eBaum's Busty MySpace 3

Busty MySpace 3 - Kinda NSFW

#18 is amazing.

Video/Movies: New Incredible Hulk (2008) clip

Supposedly this is a clip from the upcoming Incredible Hulk movie.

Video: Kobe Bryant hangs out with Jackass

Another Kobe Bryant shoe commercial disguised as a viral video.

In this one, Kobe's hanging out with some of the guys from Jackass and supposedly jumps over a pool of black mambas.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Video: Latarian Milton is back!!!

Remember the hilarious news report about the seven-year-old who stole his grandmother's car and went on a joyride?

He's back and causing more trouble!

This time, his grandmother refused to buy him chicken wings at WalMart, so he snapped on her.

Music: Usher - "Revolver"

Check out Usher's new single, "Revolver". Very JT/Neptunes-ish.

Video/Sports: Chelsea Fan...Yeah

Apparently for British thugs, "yeah" is the equivalent of an American thug's "yaknowwhaImsayin?"

Video: Jake and Amir - "Basketball Game"



JakeAndAmir.com

Video: Meth Minute 39 - 35. Viewer Calls

Animator Dan Meth set up a hotline so fans could call and be immortalized as a cartoon. Cool stuff.

Newsish: Nick Hogan crying from jail

Check out the audio of Nick Hogan crying to his mom about how he hates being in jail. It's great stuff.

Part 1 - Part 2

Newsish: Even MORE naughty Miley Cyrus pics

That's right...yet again, racy pics of Miley Cyrus have emerged. Peep 'em here - Kinda NSFW

Link via BestWeekEver.tv

Here's the first batch and the second.

Video: Zach Galifianakis interviews Michael Showalter

Two hilarious dudes in one video - Peep it.

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List/Movies: 5 Awesome Movies Ruined by Last-Minute Changes



Checked out Cracked's list of 5 Awesome Movies Ruined by Last-Minute Changes.

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Video: Iraqi Guy Walks Off IED Explosion

Crazy.

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Video/Sports: Kobe vs. Jordan - "What's the Difference"

Music Video/The Internets: Weezer - "Pork and Beans"

Weezer's new video/ode to viral videos. Brilliant!

Best thing I've seen in quite a while.

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Update: Holy sh-t! 1.4 million views in just one day so far. Wow.



Preash to Steve R.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Sports: Vince Young apologizes for partying

Vince Young has just issued an apology for pics of him partying shirtless, drinking Patron straight from the bottle. Weak.

Video/The Internets: Crazy Chick on the Train Remix

This is the best remix I've seen so far of the crazy chick on an Atlanta train.

List/Newsish: The Top 10 Celebrity Douchebags

Check out this list of The Top 10 Celebrity Douchebags.



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Video/The Internets: Internet Party 2: MySpace Intervention

Internet nerds like myself will appreciate this - Internet Party 2: MySpace Intervention. Pretty clever.

Click here to see the original.

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Video: American Gladiator Audition Pass Out

I couldn't stop watching this. I guess it's because I don't think I've ever seen anyone faint in mid-sentence.

Video/Politix: Parrot Supports Obama

The good news is that Smokey here is a Super Delegate.

Video: Houston Rockets Mascot Scare

The last few peeps had the right idea.

Video/WTF!?: Creepy Sexual Abuse PSA

Video: Slow Motion Punches

This is awesome!

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Video: Evolution of Mobile Phones

Neat.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Music: Nas Insists on the Original Title



According to Nas, he's keeping the controversial title for his upcoming album as N-gger, despite yesterday's reports to the contrary.

Video/WTF!?: The Lost Sheep (1979)

The Internets/Booze: Slogans of Cheap Beers Quiz

How well do you know your cheap beers? Take this quiz on their slogans.



I got a 7 out of 15. Pretty crappy. Guess it's because I'm so damn refined.

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List/TV: The Top 12 TV Shows That Overstayed Their Welcome



Best Week Ever has a list of The Top 12 TV Shows That Overstayed Their Welcome.

I think #1 is pretty obvious shoe-in, but I have to disagree that #2 ever wore out its welcome.

Video: Best Buy Dance Off

Come on everybody, let's all get down!

Well, OK, not everybody.

Video/Sports/Politix: Barack O'Balla

Barack Obama's little known And1 Mixtape appearance.

This is nothing short of brilliant.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Video/TV: The Cleveland Show intro

Here's a possible intro for the Family Guy spinoff, The Cleveland Show.

Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #33

Real Girls #33 - NSFW

Video: Puppy screams "Elmo"

Video: Ballmer egged

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer gets egged by an angry Hungarian.

Music: Nas renaming upcoming album

I told you about Nas' controversial album title back in February.

Well, now it seems that he has reconsidered. It was bound to happen. There was no way his record label was gonna let that fly.

Chicks/Newsish: Britney in a bikini

Wonder how Britney's looking in a bikini these days?

Not too bad for a mother of two.

Video/TV: "You don't need a cabinet full of cleaners!"

You'll recognize this guy from all the infomercials he does about the latest miracle cleaning liquid.

Hopefully this new phenomenon of posting outtakes from well-known talking heads will convince these semi-lebrities to stop being such a-holes.

(This guy is obviously just joking, but still.)

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Preash to Shane

Monday, May 19, 2008

Chicks/List: The 10 Hottest Latina Babe Topless Scenes

Unibrow's also got a compilation of The 10 Hottest Latina Babe Topless Scenes - NSFW

Gotta love those latinas.

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List: The 10 Funniest Steve Carell Moments of All Time



Unibrow's got a compilation of The 10 Funniest Steve Carell Moments of All Time.

Link via Gorilla Mask

Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #32

Real Girls #32 - NSFW

One of the best ones yet.

Video: Sex Toy Helicopter Interrupts Speech

Chess Champion Gary Kasparov is interrupted by a flying sex toy...awesome.

Video: Bill O'Reilly's Producer (unseen footage)

Hilarious.

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Video: No News

Strangely hypnotic.

Video/Sports: Double Knockout

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Video: "Soulja Girl" Arrested

Here's a news update about that crazy ghetto chick from the train.

The audio's outta sync, but you get the gist.

Chicks/Music: Lily Allen Topless



Wanna see Lily Allen topless? Click here if you dare - NSFW

List: Top 10 Declassified Secrets

Check out this informative list of The Top 10 Declassified Secrets.

Link via in4mador

Chicks: Megan Fox Topless



Megan Fox (the hot chick form the Transformers movie) topless pics - NSFW

Music/Newsish: Suge Knight KO'd

Suge Knight got knocked the f*ck out Saturday night. Peep the pics here and some post-KO video here.

Video/Music: N.E.R.D. - "Everybody Nose"

Lindsay Lohan has a cameo in N.E.R.D.'s newest music video about doing cocaine.

Video/WTF!?: Thai lightbulb commercial

Thai lightbulb commercial or the worst acid trip EVER? You decide...



Via BestWeekEver.tv

Video/Movies/Music: The Dark Side of the Rainbow

You've surely heard about how Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of the Moon eerily matches up with the movie The Wizard of Oz.

Well, check it out for yourself.

TV/List/Video: The Top 10 Angry On-Camera Meltdowns

In the spirit of Bill O'Reilly's recent episode, here's a video of The Top 10 Angry On-Camera Meltdowns - Language NSFW

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TV/The Internets: Locke on the Internet

They only get dial-up on the island.

Video/TV: Stephen Colbert pulls a Bill O'Reilly

National hero Stephen T. Colbert has some skeletons in his closet, too.

Video: Anti-Drug Dog Spoof

Pretty funny.

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Video: Anchor Woman Curses and Apologizes

Sue Simmons is a veteran anchor for the NBC affiliate in NYC.

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Video: LeBron to Mom

LeBron James tells his mom to "Sit yo ass down!"

Video: Bill O'Reilly Goes Nuts REMIX

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Throwback Thursday: Coolio - "Gangsta's Paradise"

I remember hearing this song for the first time on the radio when my family was on the way to The Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels...and immediately thinking, "This song is gonna be huge."

Monday, May 12, 2008

Music/Video: Death Cab online documentary

Check out this documentary about Death Cab for Cutie making their new album, Narrow Stairs.

To be honest, I was very underwhelmed by the new album. I've only listened a couple of times, but I'm not really feeling it. Maybe it'll grow on me. 2 Preashes

Anyway, this documentary, called Open Window is pretty rad. I love musicians' in-the-studio, behind-the-scenes, the-making-of type stuff.

Link via Pop Candy

WTF!?: Urinals with a view

Check out these urinals with a view. Pretty awesome.

Video: Detroit Mayor Sex Texts

The anchor reading the transcript of the Detroit Mayor's adulterous text messages is quite humorous. "Ha-ha."

Jerry Maguire 2000.

Video: Crazy Ghetto Chick on a Train

"Somebody get my hair so I can go."

This chick is certifiable.

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Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #30 & #31

Real Girls #30 - NSFW

Real Girls #31 - NSFW

Video: Insane Motorcycle-Car Collision

That...was...AWESOME.

Video: Vintage Bill O'Reilly insanity

Apparently douche-star Bill O'Reilly used to be the anchor of Inside Edition.

Here he is providing further proof that he is both an a-hole and stupid.

Language NSFW



Via The Howard Stern Show

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Music: The Ting Tings - "Great DJ"



The Ting Tings - "Great DJ"

Great, catchy song...getting a lot of play on Sirius (AltNation). Pretty goofy video. The verses don't do the chorus justice.

Here's another song by them - "That's Not My Name". Album coming out soon.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Video: Idiot on handrail

Good. Now he can't reproduce and create more 'tards.

The Internets: "This is Jerry"

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This is incredible. A flash animation called This is Jerry. (Click "Play this Flash Media", dumdum.)

It's great. Just great.

Video: Baby Laughs at Spoon

That spoon is funny as sh*t!

List/TV: NY Post's 35 Best TV Shows of All Time

A couple of days ago, the New York Post released their list of The 35 Best TV Shows of All Time.

Granted, the entire purpose of these lists is to ignite discussion and argument, but I personally find this to be a pretty sh*tty list. You?

What do you think is missing? What's overrated? Underrated?


"You gotta be sh*ttin' me," says an incredulous Willis.

Chicks: Real Girls #29

eBaum's Real Girls #29 - NSFW

Video: Crimes of Carelessness

LOL!

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

Video: Drum to the head

F*cking ouch.

Throwback Thursday: Macho Man for Slim Jims

Throwback Thursday: Spuds McKenzie, the Bud Light dog

This is a funny commercial.

Throwback Thursday: Inoj - At Night I Think of You (Secret Admirer)

I had forgotten about this song until I heard it again at a bar last night.

Throwback Thursday: Hammerman

MC Hammer had his own cartoon.

Throwback Thursday: Pro Stars intro

Remember this cartoon? Girls probably won't.

Music: Busta Rhymes - "Don't Touch Me"

New Busta song...good stuff.

Busta's consistently got the best delivery in rap, in my opinion. I always look forward to new stuff from him.

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Video: Seven-year-old goes on joyride

You weren't half this cool when you were seven.



Preash to Levi