Hey fellow Zach Galifiankis fans, check out this great article about him from the New York Times.
Link via BuzzFeed
Friday, May 29, 2009
Stuff: The Making of Zach Galifiankis
List: 40 Pictures of People at Wax Museums
Lady, that's probably not a good idea
BuzzFeed has a pretty funny collection of 40 Pictures of People at Wax Museums.
My favs are 3, 13, 25 and 27.
Video: 1960s Crash Tests
It's good to know that if our parents had ever been involved in a high speed collision, they would have been thrown safely away from all the destruction.
"Can't keep the damn doors closed."
-Tressel
Preash to Tressel
The Internets: 5 Second Films
5SecondFilms.com
A bunch of funny 5-second long movies specially made for those of us whose attention spans have eroded after years of internet surfing.
Reckless Relative
Don't Thinko de Mayo - Language NSFW
Link via Urlesque
Songs I Love: Interpol - "The Heinrich Maneuver" (2007)
Definitely not Interpol's first hit single, or even their most popular, but I find this one especially catchy. I catch myself singing the first few lines of this song whenever I hear someone mention the west coast.
Once again, the record company has disabled embedding on the official music video. It's definitely worth a look if you've never seen it.
Video/Music: Travis Barker Remix Eminem's 3AM
Guess who's back.
Check out his suprisingly listenable and badass remix of "Soulja Boy Crank Dat" here.
TV: Conan Getting Ready for Monday and Quiz
USAToday has an extensive article on Conan's June 1st debut on The Tonight Show and what you can expect.
Also, take this quiz. I got 11/15. You?
Link via Pop Candy
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Video Classic: Dirty Spelling Bee
In celebration of today/tonight's 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee, here's a classic hilarious video that came in at #11 on the list of The 15 Funniest 4-Preashers of 2008.
Language NSFW
Video/Movies: Yo Teach! MC Shakespeare
Hilarious viral marketing. A clip from the fake show Yo Teach! starring Jason Schwartzman and Bo Burnham...referenced in Judd Apatow's forthcoming Funny People .
Via BuzzFeed
List/Movies: 6 Movies with Far More Depressing Alternate Endings
Check out this pretty fresh list of 6 Movies with Far More Depressing Alternate Endings. It's over, Johnny.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Songs I Love: Coheed and Cambria - "A Favor House Atlantic" (2003)
I'm starting this new feature, Songs I Love, more for my benefit than yours. I'll often be reminded of a song I love that I haven't heard in a while or completely forgot about. Usually I forget them again just as quickly as I remembered. Not so anymore!
Though it's been out there a while, their song "Feathers" is getting a lot of airplay on Sirius AltNation lately. It's pretty poppy, much like their very radio-friendly jam I love, "A Favor House Atlantic" from 2003's In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3. Good eye, sniper. (The record company disabled embedding of the official music video.)
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Video: SkateBang
Umm, f*cking badass and hilarious. Stick with it, trust me. Don't try to make sense of it, dummy. Just enjoy it for what it is. SkateBang.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Video/WTF!?: I Pulled Over a Cop
This is awesome and hilarious and everything wrapped up into one. This lunatic in Virginia decides a sheriff is driving too fast and decides to catch up with him at 100 mph and pull him over. Holy sh*t what a loon.
Watch it now before it gets pulled down for legal reasons and I have to hear you bitch about a broken link.
Language NSFW
Via BuzzFeed
List: 6 World-Changing Inventions (That Didn't Change Sh*t)
Cracked has yet another entertaining, informative list - 6 World-Changing Inventions (That Didn't Change Sh*t)
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: Golf Car Roll Over
Smartest Guy: the disembodied voice at the end that sarcastically yells, "Who saw that one coming!?"
Video/TV: Real World: Cancun Trailer
Last season was a boring disaster. So it's back to what Real World fans like myself actally wanna watch - attractive, drunk, scantily clad, brawling dummies! Score!
The Internets: Meme Scenery
This dude, Andy Baio, has recreated a bunch of famous internet memes without the meme...leaving just the scenery. Fun times!
Check out Meme Scenery.
I knew 18 of the 22 (three I couldn't get, one I got wrong). But then again, I am the King of the Internets. So don't feel bad when you can't name nearly as many.
Note: I had to make up a new term today for a certain co-worker based on his lack of knowledge in the fundamentals. Nouveau net. Like nouveau riche except with the internets instead of money.
He tries to compete with the King but has never heard of a lot of the classics that true netizens are all over. Over the months, I discovered that he'd never heard All Your Base, Numa Numa, Ceiling Cat and many others that are more than a few years old. Do yo research, son. I been havin' memes.
Now will someone help me off this high horse, please?
Link via Tumblr
Video/TV: Banned Tiny Toons Episode
Forget the part where they get drunk and steal a car. THEY'RE NOT WEARING PANTS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Video: Amazing Gymnast Parkour Dude
Yeah, but can you run an entertainment blog that gets literally HUNDREDS of page views a day? Yeah, I thought not.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Video: Play "Keyboard Gato" Off, Keyboard Cat!
Fatso revels in the knowledge that there can truly only by one.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Monday, May 25, 2009
Video/The Internets: The Pizza Roll Challenge Kid Returns
This kid a motherf*cking legend.
I first got to know him via his self-imposed Pizza Roll challenge. And the best part of the video, here, which Tressel and I physically recreate at least every other day.
Upon further research, the only other video he uploaded to YouTube was a backyard wrestling video in which he whooped ass as Lunchbox.
I subscribed to his channel, thinking nothing would ever come of it. Then I went to YouTube today and practically came in my pants upon the realization that he uploaded a new video.
And it doesn't disappoint. Please enjoy the latest addition from Jesse Hern aka BigMastadon aka Lunchbox aka my hero.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Thuth be told, he just hasn't had time. But he's gonna showcase something that he's really taken up over the past couple of years, so to speak. And that's chugging.
Preash: The Dreaded Day Has Come
Oh no. Oh. God. No.
Guess I'll go commiserate at Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Music: Lil Wayne ft. Young Money - "Every Girl"
If you haven't heard this song yet, it's the strongest contender so far for this year's summer jam. (Drake has the second verse. Now there are rumors he's boning Rihanna.)
Language NSFW
Video: Jimmy Kimmel's ABC Upfront Rant
This funny speech by Jimmy Kimmel at ABC's upfronts ruffled a few bigwig feathers.
Video: The Drunk Talk Show - Mumblecore
Watch the two NYU film school grads' funny take on the growing Mumblecore trend.
Oh, you didn't know what Mumblecore was before you clicked the Wiki link? You're so not a trendy hipster.
More from these guys at DrunkTalkShow.com. Hilarious stuff if you're into dry, nerdy humor. I recommend Sitcoms, Sex and the City, King Tut and Documentary.
Via BuzzFeed
Thursday, May 21, 2009
List/TV: The Top 10 American Idol Finale Reaction Videos
BuzzFeed has a pretty hilarious list of The Top 10 American Idol Finale Reaction Videos. Ha, suckers.
YumYums/List: The Top 5 Regional Drive-Thru's
How many of The Top 5 Regional Drive-Thru's have you had the pleasure to visit?
List: The Top 10 Tornado Videos
Check out this list of The Top 10 Tornado Videos.
Enjoy all the majesty that Mother Nature has to offer...and the storm chasers' dorkgasms.
Link via Digg
Preash: Boone's Ongoing Injury Saga
I had to take Boone back to the vet yesterday morning to have his paw rebandaged and his stitches assessed. Unfortunately, the night before, I made the mistake of trusting him and not putting on his e-collar before I went to bed. (Fun Fact: e-collar stands for Elizabethan collar. It has nothing to the with the internets, as anyone under the age of 80 would probably assume upon hearing "Do you need an e-collar?")
Queen Elizabeth was a notorious wound licker
When I woke up, I immediately noticed his bandages were gone. They were strewn across the room. And he ripped his stitches out. $350 wasted. I'm an idiot for trusting him.
However, the cut looked better and he wasn't in pain. The vet said there's no need for new stitches, rebandaged him and set us on our way. She said the e-collar has to stay on 24/7. The only time he can have it off is when he's in my lap. So he's been riding fly with the e-collar ever since.
It doesn't seem to bother him too much anymore. I guess he's kinda gotten used to it. He trips over it when he gets going to fast or tries to sniff the grass while he's walking. It scrapes the walls and furniture as he walks around the apartment but he doesn't seem to care. Now when he's following me or standing by me waiting for me to drop food I know he's there because I can feel the e-collar jabbing me in the leg. I'm pretty sure he enjoys that feature. A tactile reminder to "accidentally" drop a piece of turkey when I'm making a sandwich.
We do get a lot of "aaawwww"s from hot chicks driving by with their windows down. Bonus.
Click to enlarge
Because it will take weeks for the cut to fully heal, he'll be rocking e-collar for quite a while longer. And looking half-retarded the whole time. Maybe I can figure out a crunk way to pimp his e-collar. Ideas?
List: 7 WTF Military Weapons You Won't Believe They Actually Built
Cracked has another great list - this time 7 WTF Military Weapons You Won't Believe They Actually Built
Link via Gorilla Mask
Music Video: Amazing Fan-Made Video for Death Cab for Cutie's "Little Bribes"
Looks like a lot of work went into this.
Via BuzzFeed
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Internets: RunPee
RunPee.com is a brilliant website. Very, very useful.
It tells you the best times to run and take a pee break during a movie...and will even tell you what you missed while you were gone.
Link via BuzzFeed
Video: Clare Werbeloff, Australia's Racist Internet Celebrity
Strap on your LOLlerskates...this chick is hilarious.
From BuzzFeed:
"Clare Werbeloff is an overnight sensation in Australia following her deeply racist eyewitness report of a shooting (in case you're not familiar with the term, “Wog” is an ethnic slur in Australia). Apparently there are already Clare Werbeloff T-shirts floating around, and Clare has hired a publicist to take advantage of her newfound notoriety. Welcome to the wonderful world of being famous for being stupid, Clare."
Oh, and btw, the answer was Australian. Australian chicks have the hottest accent.
Video: Chat Line Commercial Subtley Appeals to Urban Demographic
Hey, cool, your step-uncle Chad volunteered to write the copy for the Quest commercial targeting African Americans. Pick up your jack and holla.
Hey, I decided to do a little pro bono work for you and write your next spot:
"Are you looking for an around the way girl with dumps like a truck and thighs like what? Or maybe a gully roughneck with flow colder than February and extraordinary swag? Then snatch up yo Motorola pre-paid and hit us on the hip. Ain't nothin' to it but to do it. Ay, ay. West side 'til I die, come equipped with game. Shake it like a Polaroid picture and call now!"
You're welcome.
Via BuzzFeed
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Video: Writer Agrees to be Waterboarded
I've been hearing a lot about the US waterboarding contoversy lately but I wasn't sure what exactly it was. So I did a little research and found this video of a well-known writer for Vanity Fair who agreed to be waterboarded for research. Heavy stuff.
Here's another one with another writer. The soldier explains really well exactly how it works. That's obviously some hardcore stuff.
Video: Jake and Amir - Quitting
It's been a while since I posted a Jake and Amir. This one made me LOL a couple of times.
Video/Music: 20/20 Story on Rap from 1981
I get all my information about urban culture from mustachioed white men in suits.
Part 1
Part 2
Preash to Stevie 3-Times for the part 2 link
Chicks: Hayden Panetierre in a Bikini
Check out my GF, HayHay, in a bikini and cowboy hat in Cannes.
Video/WTF!?: Redneck Fabulous
You should see Headline News #38, when they volunteered for Obama's Presidential campaign.
Language NSFW
Via Gorilla Mask
Monday, May 18, 2009
Preash: Ghetto Rigging Boone's Paw
The wrap on Boone's paw was slipping off more and more to the point that he couldn't take a few steps without laying down and licking it out of frustration. He was walking all retarded and we both knew it.
Work Dave hooked me up with some masking tape. I was somehow able to refashion the gauze and padding and hook him up pretty well.
This will be fun to explain to the vet at 9am on Wednesday.*
Click to enlarge
Berber, bitch. Whatchu know about that?
My boy is lovin' this sh*t. (Disregard my penis on the right side of the pic.)
BPR was very patient, even helpful, during the process. Flyest dog ever.
*I don't like talking to anyone before 11am any day of the week. I make it a point to never say "good morning." Needless to say, I have issues. You're a sucker for reading this.
Stuff: Free Howard Stern on XM
If you have XM Satellite Radio, you can listen to Howard 100 and Howard 101 all week for free. It looks like they've booked a bunch of big name guests and other cool stuff for the promotion.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
TV: Artie On SNL
Thanks to his homey Norm McDonald, Artie Lange of The Howard Stern Show pretty much owned the last 10 minutes of the SNL season finale. Made my night. I know, pathetic.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Video/The Internets: Keyboard Cat Revealed
Though it might take away from the magic and wonderment, CNN reveals the background of Keyboard Cat.
His name is Fatso!!! ...and he's dead. :-(
I can't stand that woman.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Preash: Big Baby Boone Gets Stitches
The flyest dog in the world cut his paw and required five stitches.
More extensive post to come...this should hold you off until then.
Video: What What in the Butt (Not Gay)
Aaaaand cut! That's a keeper. Check the gate. Everybody take five!
A very inside homage to this classic.
Link via BuzzFeed
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Music: Get the New Cool Kids Mixtape FREE NOW
Need something to great from The Cool Kids to hold you over until they finally release When Fish Ride Bicycles?
Click here to download their mixtape with DJ Don Cannon, Gone Fishing, for free!
THA CANNON!!!
Video/WTF!?: Just a Lady Walking on Fake Horse Legs, NBD
Say, pretty girl, do yo hooves hurt? Cuz you been trottin through my mind all day.
Via Urlesque
List: The 15 Best Graduation Fails
A Google image search result for "Donald graduation"
BuzzFeed has done us all a favor and amassed The 15 Best Graduation Fails.
List: The 10 Most Revealing Psychological Experiments
The Stanford Prison Experiment
The list of The 10 Most Revealing Psychological Experiments isn't too wordy or detailed, making it perfect for a Preash viewer like you.
Link via Digg
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Video Games: New Mike Tyson Punch-Out!! Promo
"Do I think Little Mac stands a chance against Iron Mike? Sheeeeeeeeeeiiit."
Video/Sports: Padraig Harrington Tries the Happy Gilmore Run-Up Swing
In a segment on Sport Science, pro golfer Padraig Harrington tries out Happy Gilmore's run-up golf swing and yields amazing results.
Movies/TV: 31 Mind Blowing Visual Effects Breakdowns
"GTFO."
Do you like behind-the-scenes stuff about how the visual effects are produced in your favorite movies and TV shows? Then you must peep 31 Mind Blowing VFX Breakdowns.
Preash to Tressel
Monday, May 11, 2009
Video: Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack
Fonzworth Bentley is no match for wild ostriches without his umbrella.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
TV/Sports: The Newest "Where Amazing Happens" Commercials
The latest group of the NBA's "Where Amazing Happens" commercials are badass.
If you haven't seen them, you're missing out (and assumably effeminate). They start off with an empty arena. Then players and refs gradually fade in as they become part of what you eventually realize is a classic moment in playoff history. Then the crowd fades in as the play is completed and history is made. Then they fade back out, piece by piece, to the simplicity of the empty arena again. An inspired concept executed perfectly.
Video: Alf Episode 2: Mr. Meatloaf
The peeps at Videogum have discovered hilariously creepy Alf remixes from YouTube user andrewhussie. Enjoy.
The Internets: YooouuuTuuube is YouTube on Acid
Copy the url to any YouTube video into YooouuuTuuube and get a tripped out version for your visual enjoyment. Or you can just enter a keyword and let it choose a random video for you. Super!
Here's one I did with some kid's homemade music video for Phoenix's "1901".
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Video: BabaBooey Throws Out the First Pitch
Gary Dell'Abate (aka BabaBooey), the producer of the Howard Stern Show, had been agonizing for weeks about throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at the Mets game this weekend.
Here's how it went...
Artie is in the black jacket and grey shirt walking on the top left side of the screen.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Video/Sports: Shane Battier's Unintentional Barack Obama Impression
When I saw this last night, I thought, This guy's got a future in politics broadcasting.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Video: Paternity Test Stanky Legg
You can't see it but, just off camera, Maury started doing the Ricky Bobby. So tight.
The original classic, hilarious paternity test remix here
The Internets/Music: Unintentional Comedy Anyone?
I'm looking around World Star Hip Hop and have a chortle to myself when I see this. Works on multiple levels.
Video/Sports: Rafer Alston Bitchslaps Eddie House Upside His Head
This happened during last night's game.
The Internets: Awkward Family Photos
I'm sure if you searched hard enough you could find some old family photos good enough to make AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com
Link via BuzzFeed
Video: Bad Boy in Class
You may recognize Ellie Kemper as the new receptionist on The Office.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Video: Parents Intervene During a Webcam Meltdown - PHOKC
El-Oh-F*cking-El!
This is the funniest video I've seen in months. Another great installment from Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Video: Creepy Low Budget Talking Baby Car Dealership Commercial
Not quite the E Trade baby.
Link via Videogum
Video: Alice in Wonderland and Three 6 Mafia Mashup
Alot of these mashups are sloppily edited, but the guy who made this one did a great job of synching up the mouths with the lyrics.
Stuff: My Home Town Gets Some Love from Forbes
Sugar Land, TX comes in at #22 on Forbes Magazine's list of America's Top 25 Towns to Live Well
Preash to Stevie 3-Times
TV: HBO Orders New David Simon Series About Post-Katrina New Orleans
Good news, smart people who love intelligent shows. HBO has ordered 9 episodes of a new series about post-Katrina New Orleans from The Wire writers David Simon and Eric Overmyer!
BuzzFeed said it best: "I think I just heard the collective hyper-educated urban male demographic squealing in glee."
Link via BuzzFeed
Video: Between To Ferns with Zach Galifianakis Welcomes Natalie Portman
Another great Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, this time with sexy nerd idol Natalie Portman.
If you haven't already, be sure to check out Between Two Ferns featuring Micheal Cera, Jimmy Kimmel and Jon Hamm
Video/Sports: Kansas State Football - Where Amazing Happens
Another "Where Amazing Happens" parody that didn't make the list I posted the other day.
Preash to Valenza
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Video: Phone Sex Pranks - Early 90's Slang
Call by comedian Gil Ozeri. Fantastic animation by Dan Math.
Language NSFW
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
List/TV: The Best "Where Amazing Happens" Commercial Parodies
Urlesque has collected a bunch of the best parodies of the NBA's "Where Amazing Happens" commercials.
The Zach Randolph one is LOLtastic! Teen Wolf is great, too.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Video/The Internets: Telling Your Mom You're An Athiest - Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat
This is a pretty old video, but now with a delightful, new twist at the end.
For more classic viral videos with the same great ending, check out PlayHimOffKeyboardCat.com
Video/Sports: Video from Inside the Cowboys' Practice Stadium Collapse
7 injured, 1 critically. This is pretty crazy.
Video/TV: Seth McFarlane's Pre-Family Guy Cartoon
Seth McFarlane made this short cartoon for Hanna-Barbera in 1997.
Video/Sports: Mr. Chi City Gets Floor Seats to the Bulls Game
Mr. Chi City's videos can be a little mundane at times. But seeing him talk to and clown on players and fans is in this one is quite entertaining.
Video: Obnoxious Groundhog
If you like this, make sure you've seen Bob and Ed, The Urgently Yelling Goats.
TV: NBC Already Renewed Southland
Good news, TV fans. NBC has already decided to renew Southland!
Link via Pop Candy
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Movies: G.I. Joe Trailer
Why isn't there anything on TV to look forward to on Sunday nights? It's the most depressing night of the week.
Couldn't they put a show on that you can look forward to to distract you from the impending five days? And, more signifcantly, the impending five nights of stifling the urge to do anything outside of the realm of your typical routine because you know you'll just hate yourself that much more when the clock radio sounds off at 7:33, just after the chorus and into the second verse of Flo Rida's "Low."
HBO used the be the sh*t on Sunday nights. Not so much now. Isn't Mad Men on Sunday nights? Can't wait for that to come back.
Amid that depression, I turned over to King of the Hill for some wholesome, relatable comedy. And during a commercial break, I saw the trailer for G.I. Joe.
HFS! The trailer does a great job of pulling you in by not even mentioning that it's G.I. Joe until the last 30 seconds of the 2-minute trailer. They just show one badass shot after another. The suits make humans superhuman!
The actual film will probably suck ass. But the trailer gave me a boner.
The Internets: Pick the Perp
PickThePerp.com
Match up the crime with the mugshot. Super!
Link via BuzzFeed
Movies: District 9 Trailer
There's a Peter Jackson-produced alien movie coming out this summer called District 9. The trailer was just released and it looks pretty cool. Check it out here.
Addendum:
And here is the short film, Alive in Joburg, (by the same director) upon which the feature length film is based. (Preash to Stevie 3-Times)
Music Video: Nyle - "Let the Beat Build"
This music video was shot all in one take. Nyle is a senior at NYU. Impressive.
Video/Movies: The Tarantino Mixtape
If you watch closely enough, you may just notice a few recurring themes.
Language NSFW
Friday, May 1, 2009
Chicks: Brazilian Facebook Babes
Wanna see a bunch of smokin' hot scantily clad chicks? Peep this collection of Brazilian Facebook Babes!
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: UCLA Students Help Baby Squirrel Get Up the Wall
This heartwarming video is blowing up the internets. Enjoy.
Video: The iSnort iPhone App
Unfortunately the app is really expensive, only stays on your phone for about 15 minutes and leaves you feeling angry and desperate for more apps.
Preash Original: Daverine
Work Dave has an unhealthy obsession with Wolverine. He's a grown man who fantasizes about having adamantium claws and badass attitude.
A few months ago he decided to make his dreams come true via Adobe After Effects.
In honor of today's (legal) release of X-Men Origins: Wolverine (which currently boasts a whopping 38% on Rotten Tomatoes - yikes), I present to you his hard work. I added music and and sound effects to make it even more epic.
Make sure you watch it in HQ.
***A Preash Original***
Movies: Transformers - Revenge of the Fallen Trailer
Check out the trailer for the new Transformers movie.
Link via Pop Candy
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