Saturday, August 30, 2008

Music: T.I., Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Jay-Z - "Swagger Like Us"

This song is FEROCIOUS! Beat is ri-goddam-diculous! Hottest song I've heard in quite a while.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'



Fun Fact: The original mix had Young Jeezy on the track instead of Jay-Z, hence T.I.'s first line.

Props to you if you can name the artist sampled in the hook.

Friday, August 29, 2008

The Internets/WTF!?: My Drunk Wife wants a divorce

Language NSFW

My Drunk Wife wants a divorce

Video: Pitchin' a Jingle

A classic skit from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!



Now that you've seen that, you may be able to appreciate this.

List/Chicks/TV: The 10 Hottest Reality TV Babes of All Time


A glaring omission

Unibrow has a super compilation (with video) of The 10 Hottest Reality TV Babes of All Time

#6 is hilariously mislabeled at the moment...it says, "Fat Boy Falls of a Van" instead of Janelle Pierzina.

Oh, and the fact that Lauren Conrad from The Hills is on this list and Kristen Cavallari from Laguna Beach isn't is a goddam travesty.

Link via Gorilla Mask

Video: Maniacal Cop Assaults and Arrests Female Protester

Man, that's f*cked up.

Language NSFW

Video: The 24 Hour Ghetto Workout

And you get your cardio by running away from the cops. Hi-yo!

This is just too good.

Language NSFW

WTF!?: Humping Dog Freak Out


"OMFG!"

If I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me...
Chicks hate it.

Neat Stuff: The Disturbing Origins of 5 Common Nursery Rhymes


The stuff of nightmares

Cracked has a really interesting, funny article on The Disturbing Origins of 5 Common Nursery Rhymes

Link via Gorilla Mask

Movies: Max Payne full trailer



Check out the full trailer for Max Payne.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Video/Movies: 5 Guys in a Limo

Ever wonder what the all famous movie voice-over guys look like?

Video: Hurricane Head for Texas Slowed by Large Land Mass to the South

Could have been a real tragedy.

List: The 9 Worst Recent Fashion Trends for Douchebags



Ice Cube said it best. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Peep this list of The 9 Worst Fashion Trends for Douchebags

Link via Gorilla Mask

List/Sports: The 10 Greatest Referee Attacks in Sports History



All Balls has a delightful compilation of The 10 Greatest Referee Attacks in Sports History

Link via Gorilla Mask

Video: Toby Keith's Pro-Obama Anthem

And the whole time you thought he was a closet racist...

Music: New Led Zeppelin songs soon?



According to this article, the members of Led Zeppelin are in the studio working on new stuff.

Tiiiiiiiiight.

Link via Pop Candy

Video/Movies: Good Will Hunting F-cking Short Version

Love this movie.

Language NSFW

Monday, August 25, 2008

Music Video: Worst Music Video of All Time

I present to you the worst music video of all time.

T-Baby - "It's So Cold in the D"

Language NSFW

Video: Marilyn Manson flips out from huge gash in knee

Language NSFW

Video: Idiot Takes a Paintball Shot to the Mouth

Video/Sports: Michael Phelps - The Unseen Footage

Video: Jojo passes out onstage

This is from a recent K-Ci and Jojo concert. Supposedly, Jojo was so f*cked up that he didn't come onstage until halfway through the song, then passed out onstage (1:49) after some singing.

Games: Boombot

Play Boombot



Yet another fun, addictive game.

Use a set amount of bombs (don't you dare check "Unlimited Bombs") and other stuff around you to blow your little guy into the doorway and on to the next level.

Super fun if you have an appetite for destruction.

Link via In4mador

Friday, August 22, 2008

List: 7 Comic Book Superpowers the World Can Do Without


OM NOM NOM NOM

Check out this pretty entertaining list of 7 Comic Book Superpowers the World Can Do Without

Video/WTF!?: Brinnon and Marks - Clean Comedy Corporate Entertainers

From Film Drunk:

Today's Friday Free for All clip stars "clean comedy corporate entertainers" Brinnon and Marks. It's a great example of why things that put a premium on "clean" are terrifying. The clip is eight minutes long I couldn't stop watching it, no matter how much it made me die on the inside. Do you hate your employees? Do you worry that they sometimes forget how miserable and pathetic their existence is? Are you suspicious of jokes you haven't heard before? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Brinnon and Marks are the comedy duo for your corporate luncheon and/or rotary pancake breakfast.

Video: Dogs Take the Bus to the River

Video/Music: Psychostick - BEER!

Awesome song. Awesome video. And stuff.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

Video/WTF!?: Japanese Goblin Shark

Video: Auto Phone Sex

LOL!

Language NSFW

Video: Cats on Treadmills

The music really makes this video.

Video: Tube Riding Wipeout

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Video/Music/Newsish: Britney's Leaked Mic Audio

Supposedly, this is sound isolated from Britney Spears' microphone during a concert in Las Vegas. Yikes.

Make sure you listen to the end...you can hear her talking offstage.

Video/List: Guilty Dogs Being Scolded

If you've ever owned a dog, you know that they're at their cutest when they're guilty and in trouble.

Urlesque came up with the great idea of compiling a bunch of videos of Guilty Dogs Being Scolded.

It's a must see.

Boone does the turn-his-head-away-while-looking-at-me-out-of-the-corner-of-his-eye thing. It's just so goddam adorable.

Link via BestWeekEver.tv

TV: SNL's newest cast member



Meet SNL's newest cast member, Bobby Moynihan.

There's also a little tidbit about the upcoming spin-off of The Office.

Link via Pop Candy

Video: Japanese Olympics recreation

Quite awesome.

Games: Sheep Tranquilizer Reaction Game

Play Sheep Tranquilizer



I've only played a couple of times so far...so far my shortest average reaction time is 0.1744.

There's a tranquilizer button at the bottom of the screen. As soon as a sheep takes off, click the button to stop him.

5 sheep will run in total. If you click when a sheep's not running, you are penalized.

Another Preash to Money Marc

Games: Flash Fabrica

Play Flash Fabrica



After a 3-second countdown, several numbers will flash on the screen. Once those numbers disappear, blank circles will take their place.

Click on the circles, starting with the one where the lowest number was and going up.

The explanation makes it sound more difficult that it really is. Just play it, dummy.

The lower your score, the better you did.

My lowest score so far is 26. Work Dave got a 25. B-Lane and Steve hold the record with 24. Beat that, 'tardface.

There are a bunch of other fun games at the bottom of the page.

Preash to Money Marc

Video: Improve Your Memory with George Takei

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Music: Jay-Z - "Jockin' Jay-Z"

Check out this video, in puppet form, of Jay-Z's first single from The Blueprint 3, "Jockin' Jay-Z" produced by Kanye.

List: The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

Cracked also has an interesting collection of The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys

Your mom didn't quite make the cut.

List: 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Cracked has a radical gallery of 15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

Coolz.

Video/WTF!?: Reading Primer Illustrations Animation

Another trippy movie for you.

Video/WTF!?: Crooked Rot

Whoa.

Newsish/Sports: Is Michael Phelps a Douche?



Through photographic analysis, BestWeekEver.tv attempts to answer the question, "Is Michael Phelps a Douche?"

List/TV: Stephen Colbert's Top 7 Drug Moments



Check out Stephen Colbert's Top 7 Drug Moments

Link via Pop Candy

Monday, August 18, 2008

Video/WTF!?: Tony McCabe Jumps on Eggs Without Cracking Them

Ummm...Tony, I think I hate you now. Please leave. Take your eggs with you.

YumYums/List: Five Hot Dogs That Will Kill You


"OMG, WTF."

I like to eat food. I do it practically every day.

Check out 5 Hot Dogs That Will Kill You

I gotta tell you, I would absolutely demolish that Hamdog. Utter devastation.

Link via Gorilla Mask

Video/TV: Biology for Foreign Men and "Chubbs for You"

If you don't watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! (Sunday nights at 12:15 am/11:15 pm central on The Cartoon Network/Adult Swim), you should probably just off yourself right now.

Please enjoy the best clip from last night's episode.

Video: Allison The Keyboard Cleaner Abuser (Remix)

If you own a television, then you surely watch one of the most fascinating shows on TV - Intervention on Monday nights at 9p/8c on A&E.

Last week's episode featured Allison, a lunatic who huffs keyboard cleaner. It was super.

Enjoy the following remix.

Friday, August 15, 2008

The Internets: Fun Helipopter Game

Check out this addictive new Helipopter Game in which the levels get increasingly more difficult.

Video/TV: Ernest Borgnine's Secret to Longevity

Video/WTF!?: Debate Coach fight

This is quite awesome. Two debate coaches go buck wild on each other. Then get told in the end. Enthralling stuff.

"I definitely struck you!"

From BestWeekEver.tv:

In this 8 minute clip, Fort Hays State University debate coach, William Shanahan, goes completely nerd-crazy on the coach from Pittsburgh, Shanara Reid. The argument erupts over negative body language exhibited by the coaches while the students are debating in the 2008 Cross Examination Debate Association quarterfinals.
Language NSFW

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Video/TV: Britney in a VMA's promo



While it's somewhat interesting that Britney Spears appears pretty normal in this promo, what I'm excited about is that Russell Brand is hosting the VMA's. He's incredibly witty. See below.





The Internets: Interactive Internet Meme Timeline



'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

If you're an internet meme nerd like myself, you'll thoroughly enjoy this interactive internet meme timeline.

Read a brief history of each of the most famous internet phenomenons.

Link via In4mador

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Music: A Big Boi preview and a beef squashed



Click here to hear a few of the tracks off of Big Boi's (one of my favorite rappers ever from one of my favorite rap duo's ever) upcoming solo album, Sir Luscious Left Foot, and see him and Killer Mike getting over their past beef.

Video: Wanda Sykes - Gay Marriage

Just heard this bit on Sirius...had me cracking up!

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

Language NSFW

Friday, August 8, 2008

List/Sports: 11 Baseball Legends Who Were Legendary Assholes



Cracked has an entertaining list of 11 Baseball Legends Who Were Legendary Assholes

Link via Gorilla Mask

Video/WTF!?: Garbage Day

Chicks: Kim K. in fresh bikini pics

Hells yes.

Chicks: Linsday Lohan forgot something

Lindsay forgot something - Probably NSFW

Preash: A "Break These Cuffs" Easter Egg

So a couple of weeks ago I shared the internet phenomenon that was the pole-climbing, back-flipping, super-human Vegas midget from Cops. If you haven't watched the clip yet, click here.

If you want the gist of it, peep it here.

Now, watch my latest promo.

Video/TV: Entourage Season 5 Clip Tease

I bet Vince is gonna get some mad poon, Drama and Turtle will get into some hijinks, and Lloyd will be gay.

And Ari will become a born-again Christian. So predictable.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Video: March of Shame

Video/TV: The Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns on Television

Video/TV: Triumph at Comic-Con

List: The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High


That's not a Philly Blunt

Cracked has an interesting article about The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

Link via Gorilla Mask

Newsish: Miley Cyrus Racy Pics Part 5

Here's the latest batch of Miley Cyrus pics that were supposedly hacked from her cell phone.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Video: The YES Dance

No. No, I'm not with you. I'm fine with Kiki remaining dead.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

Language Slightly NSFW



Via BestWeekEver.tv

Video: Dramatic Cat

Friday, August 1, 2008

Chicks: Rihanna's See-Through Shirt

Check out these pics of Rihanna wearing a shirt that is no match for the camera's bright flash. - NSFW

I never would have expected the shapes...or the piercing.

List/Music: The 12 Most Embarassing Exposures in Hip Hop



Whether you like rap or not, it's still fun to read about The 12 Most Embarassing Exposures in Hip Hop.

Link via Gorilla Mask

Pic/WTF!?: Smoking



Pic via Ebaum's World

Video: Douchebag Beach

Hang in there for the surprise ending.

Language NSFW

Video/TV: The People's Court - Judge Milian Goes Off

"$450.00...and your balls."

Video/Sports: The Bull Jumper

These guys make matadors look like bitches.


Video/TV: I'm Telling

"He once took a hot iron to thigh, LOL!"

Video/Chicks/Sports: Sexy Handstand

If only Olympic gymnasts performed in their panties...

Video/Sports: Steve Nash and Baron Davis are Step Brothers

Who knew Steven Nash could pop and lock!?

Video/Sports: Danny Way's Huge X Games Crash