Video/Politix: Hayden Attempts Tongue-in-Cheek Humor, Curses

So about a week ago, Hay-Hay woke me up by gently rubbing my back and smiling as if she wanted something. Unfortunately, what she wanted was not the same thing I wanted.

"Babe," she said, "Do you think Emily (her manager) would be pissed if I did a sarcastic viral video for Funny or Die where I said 'f*ck' a few times? I mean, it'd be funny and topical, not just me cursing for no reason. You know, for change, babe."

I told her I was barely awake and would need get my brain going before giving her a well-thought-out answer.

As she cooked us breakfast, I pondered. "Why not?" I said. She let out a girly squeal, kissed me on the cheek, and ran out of the room with her iPhone.

What an angel. Little did she know that the only reason I said yes was because I felt guilty for no longer watching her show since no one ever dies anymore, so there are no real stakes for any of the characters.

Anyway, here it is.