Friday, October 17, 2008

Vintage Preash: The Workplace

I have yet to place a good "The Workplace" since I've worked up here in Charlotte. Shame. I'll get on that soon. But back when I lived in Oklahoma (and had more free time), I was all about it.

Thursday, November 8, 2007 - 5:53 PM - The Workplace: Replacing Dave

Today, I replaced Dave with a more qualified employee.




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Then I told him, "I don't know what's more inflated - that beach ball or your ego." Then all my co-workers lifted me up on their shoulders and carried me triumphantly through the halls.
RY-AN, RY-AN, RY-AN!!!


Thursday, November 8, 2007 - 5:41 PM - The Workplace: Effing with Lucas
Today, I made a card for the new guy, Lucas.

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Hours later, I found this on my computer screen.



Hrmm. "Its" my "breathe".
I have since learned that the only person who's grammar is that bad is Work Dave.


Friday, November 9, 2007 - 5:52 PM - The Workplace: Meet the characters
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This is one of my bosses, Todd. He's cool. Today, he played the Wilhelm scream over the PA system.


Here's Lucas, again. I think he's straight.


This is Dave. Dave used to work in ENG here (Electronic News Gathering), and I never let him forget it. You may recall how I tried to crush his spirit yesterday. We booze together sometimes, and he's trying to teach me how to golf. As you can see, he takes "Casual Friday" very seriously.


Me and Dave. I find camera flashes to be HILARIOUS.


Your handsome hero sending a big preash to YOU, the fans.


Saturday, March 1, 2008 - 1:50 PM - The Workplace/Video: Preash presents "unbreakable"
My finest work yet. I've never been more proud of anything in my life.

***A Preash Original***



Preash to Lucas, Dave and the pimps in Engineering.


Wednesday, March 1, 2008 - 2:43 PM - Preash/The Workplace: Me on the News
I was talked about on the news for like 20 seconds this morning.

Work Dave made a sign to try to get peeps to come to my going-away party. The morning team got a hold of it and featured at the end of the show today.

They praised my work. Now all of central Oklahoma knows when and where my going-away party is. No big deal.

'.'.'.'.' A (Selfish) 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

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