Preash: Oh, c'mon lady!

I just purchased 2 Diet Cokes at the convience store. Total: $3.01.

I gave the lady a 10. She gave me back a 5, a 1, and 99 cents in change.

When she handed it to me, I acted overwhelmed with all the change, like I was about to drop it because it was too much for one man to handle.

How does Darwin's theory of natural selection account for the existence of this behemoth?

That is all. Thank you.


Look up in the sky! Oh wait, nope...now she's on the ground.