The Workplace: Post-party

In case you were wondering, the Mexican Christmas lunch went well. While we were doing the steal-a-gift thing, I made a joke that made half the room doubt my heterosexuality. Success!

Let's just say when it's your turn to pick a gift, it's not a good idea to scream, "I WANT DAVE!" in a room full of people who still barely know you.

Several seconds of silence followed, then uncomfortable laughter.

Todd said, "I just threw up in my mouth a little."

Oh, joy.