OK, so I've fallen down on the job as far as Douche of the Week goes lately, but this douche makes up for the two or three weeks I missed...and then some.
Sadistic Douche
You've surely seen this in the news. A video surfaced on YouTube earlier this week in which an unidentified US soldier throws a yelping puppy off of a cliff. He then cracks up at the sounds of the dog's body hitting the ground.
I have not actually watched the video, so I'm just going off of what I've read. I refuse to watch it and will not link to it. Just the thought alone is f*cked up enough.
The video made its way around the web and quickly caught the eye of the media.
The soldier behind the camera uses the puppy-thrower's name. That soldier's identity was dispersed throughout the internet and now his Monroe, Washington family is receiving death threats.
I realize that the term "douche" is way too weak to properly describe this soldier. But Preash doesn't have a "Stupid F*cking A-hole Who Deserves to be Simultaneously Gang-Raped and Stabbed of the Week" feature, so this will have to suffice.
Congrats, numbnuts...this is the first time I didn't even have to think about it. You were a shoe-in to receive the award for Preash's Douche of the Week.
Now go kill yourself.
Note: You're also the singular nominee, thus far, for Douche of the Year.
Silver Lining: As much as it kills me, at least one good thing came out of this. - Language NSFW
Thursday, March 6, 2008
DotW: The puppy-throwing US solder
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This guy will probably get everything thrown at him. Military law is pretty harsh when it needs to be.
Also, I think he's a Marine and not a soldier. Kinda a nitpicky thing that I don't expect you to really differentiate between, but I like to throw that out there whenever people like to think that Marines are a subset of Soldiers.
Finally, it's probably fake (fake dog or already dead). I've watched it, and the yelping doesn't sound right - it doesn't fade with distance, and my instincts say that dogs won't yelp multiple times while airborne.
But even if fake, I'm sure this kind of stuff actually happens - between over 150k American servicemen stationed in war zones, there are those who are in fact, Douchebags.
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