Douche of the Week: Me

Preash's newest feature, Douche of the Week. This will usually be posted on Fridays...I was too busy to do it then, so today's an exception.

Who more appropriate to win the inaugural DotW award than myself!? Why?


Douchetastic!

First of all, for buying into all the hype behind Cloverfield. So much so, in fact, that there was no way it could have met my expectations. If I had just seen it without so much mental build-up, I probably would have been impressed. Oh well.

Second reason that I am the DotW: My habit of being so excited to make a joke that I don't think before I speak. Oopsies!