Newsish: Britney has a new accent!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

We've heard the British Britney...now hear Hispanic/Asian Britney! Collect 'em all! (Marlboro Lights and Red Bull not included.)

The final results of the poll:

Which will happen first?

47% (20 votes) said a Britney sex tape emerges
30% (13 votes) said Britney dies
21% (9 votes) said Britney finds God

I was torn between the sex tape and death...I'm really surprised that many of you think she'll find God. Maybe she'll find him by accident at the bottom of a bag of Cheetos.