Monday, March 9, 2009

Movies: The Hangover Trailer

Could be good. Probably won't be, though. Zach Galifianakis is the man, btw.

List/TV: Cnet's 10 Funniest News Reporter Bloopers



Gotta love Cnet's Top 10 Funniest News Reporter Bloopers

Preash to Stevie 3-Times

The Internets: Online Duck Simulator



I accidentally just killed an hour playing The Online Duck Simulator. Sh*ts addictive!

Video: Starburst Llama

Love this commercial.

YumYums/The Internets: Scanwiches

Scanwiches - "Scans of sandwiches for education and delight."

Video/TV: Cops for Kids

LOL! Perfection!

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

Video: I WANT THAT BOTTLE OF LIQUOR!

He's not drunk, lady, he's got Downs. Try to be a little more sensitive. Jesus.

Video: Possibly drunk Japanese guy rambles over Gameboy Marioland

List/Sports: The Top 10 Most Gruesome Sports Injuries



It's too damn early for this. I think I'll put off checking out The Top 10 Most Gruesome Sports Injuries

Link via Gorilla Mask

Video: Turtle Tries to Bone a Shoe

Bless his heart.

Movies: Watchmen Opening Credits



Wanna see the amazing opening credit sequence from Watchmen? Obviously, watching it on your computer screen doesn't do it justice, but click here!

Link via Gorilla Mask

Preash Original: Skip in the Kitchen

***A Preash Original***

Language NSFW

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Internets/Music: Thru YOU



This is one of the coolest things I've seen in quite a while. The creativity and talent this artist uses is mind-blowing.

'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'

Thru-YOU.com

Note: The site is back up and running as of 12:27 pm Saturday, March 7th.

This guy, Kutiman, edited together a bunch of unrelated YouTube videos of people playing instruments to make 7 suprisingly musical, very catchy songs.

Just awesome.



Addendum: I'm at home hours after this initial post, still completely awestruck by the brilliance of this. You can tell that this Kutiman guy is talented musician who understands the unique intricacies of multiple genres while simultaneously being a great video and sound editor. I'm so f*cking jealous of this guy's talent. Even when I disregard the amazing fact that it's all amassed from amateurish YouTube videos, I'm still completely compelled by the final musical product itself. **akwardly trying to hide my nerdboner**

This has gotta be my favorite expression of creativity on The Internets ever.



ATTENTION MUSIC INDUSTRY: Hope is not completely lost. Find a few open-minded singers. Find a few intelligent rappers. Find a diversely talented band. And get Kutiman to produce the album. Salvation.

Link via In4mador

Video: How to Smoke Smarties

Flyest sh*t ever.

Newsish: Blow-by-Blow Account of Chris Brown - Rihanna Beating



Click here to read just how badly Chris Brown beat Rihanna's ass.

Start with line 13 of the 3rd page.

And apparently there are additional, even more disturbing post-beating photos of Rihanna that haven't leaked (yet).

Preash to Morgan

The Internets: Take the Hearing Test


"Say wha?"

Throw on some headphones and take the hearing test.

I could hear up to 16 kHz, but couldn't hear 17 kHz. You? (Don't count the pops at the beginning and end. Just the tone itself.)

As you probably know, your hearing deteriorates as you get older. And being exposed to loud sounds doesn't help.

Remember when teens were using a high-pitched frequency called The Mosquito, The Repeller and Teen Buzz as their ringtone so their teachers couldn't hear the phone ringing in class?

Link via Digg.com

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Workplace: Money Marc Says Peace Out

Today is Money Marc's last day at the station. He and his wife are moving to D.C.

We have agreed that he will be my unofficial liaison for the D.C. bureau of Preash. Seeing as he'll be without a job and loving it for a short time, he says he will have time to take pictures and send in various anecdotes.

He insisted on a dedication post on Preash and I happily obliged.

If you will please click here for some very appropriate background music and peruse these pictures from our goodbye lunch. Just take it all in.


Work Dave, Money Marc and Mike-and-Ike fighting back tears


Bawling on the inside (Dilworth Grill Burger Wrap)


OMFG! Funniest sign EVER!


Work Dave let me borrow his cancer stick to vogue with

Good working with you, Money. I look forward to your out-of-work reports soon.

Money Marc Feeling Gangsta

Video/Movies: Role Models Blooper

Did anyone actually see Role Models. I actually kinda wanted to see it.

Here are a few bloopers via obligatory Paul Rudd improvisation.

Video: Streeter Gets Amir in the Continuing Prank War

Streeter and Amir from CollegeHumor have had an ongoing prank war for years. Here's the latest installment.