Booze: The Vodka Tampon

Shane is in the Army and is currently stationed in Alaska. He enlightened me on ass-boozing today.

fobshane: so apparently some people soak tampons in vodka and put it in their ass
fobshane: ever since joining the army i've heard the most ridiculous hillbilly/redneck/hick stories
genUTalia: you gotta be kidding me
genUTalia: that's quite possibly the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life
fobshane: it apparently absorbs faster in the suppository method
genUTalia: and doesn't hurt your liver, I guess
genUTalia: I'm afraid I may have to try that one day
fobshane: no it still hurts
fobshane: the liver
genUTalia: oh
fobshane: the liver damage comes from metabolizing the alcohol in your bloodstream
genUTalia: I see
fobshane: it might reduce the hangover though
fobshane: since hangovers are caused a lot by dehydration and the non-alcoholic compounds
genUTalia: so these dudes would do the tampon thing just to drunk faster?
genUTalia: please tell me there's some other advantage
fobshane: it was a gimmick to get drunk in high school
fobshane: in class
genUTalia: jesus
fobshane: backfired
fobshane: since he got alcohol poisoning
genUTalia: so he was literally drunk off his ass
genUTalia: WINNER!
fobshane: yes, congratulations
fobshane: you are the best pun-making person in the world
genUTalia: took me long enough
genUTalia: thanks