Video: Swab Drinks an Earthquake

In my search to find an image of Earthquake beer, I came across this video.

This swab comes home from work, pops open an Earthquake, shows off his DVD collection, and shoots the sh*t with no one in particular.

Enjoy some of the swabbiest phrases ever uttered all in one video:
-"Oh, look at all those MMA DVDs!"
-"Got UFC 1 through 57 on DVD. Whatchu know about that?"
-"Doin' some high gravities."
-"How you guys doin'?"
-"I think, I believe all the drama is over with."
-"Keep, uh, makin' swillin' videos."
-"Having a 6-pack of Bud Light in one can. Straight to da head."
-"'Cause that's how we roll."
-"Got to work around 1:30, left at 5:00. Not a bad work day."
-"Keep dribblin'. The f*ck? What is the meaning of this?"
-"This is not made in a 40. So don't ask."
-"However, if there was a 40 of this...it'd be tits."



Apparently this guy has at least one kid. Which means he somehow tricked a woman into reproducing with him. Also, this seems to be one in a series of "swillin' videos". So look up the rest if you want to feel better about yourself and your friends.