Rustin left the following comment on the post entitled Video: "Dis n-gga just touched my d-ck! Pshht."
I have a query that could use some sarcastic wit and insight. Maybe it could turn into some sort of contest, who knows where this thing could go.My first suggestion would be to yell, "Dis n-gga just touched my d-ck! Pshht." while kicking him or her in the face.
Here's the deal...
I don't like it when people stare at me. Whether it be out in public on foot or driving in my car, when strangers stare at me it makes me anxious and frustrated.
My response (that leads me to my question) is often the outdated quip, "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
Now, while I could add an expletive onto the end of that sentence to spice it up (especially an expletive that is off the wall or obscure) I would rather do without it entirely.
So my question is, what is a stinging, sarcastic quip that I can say to replace the dusty, tired, old saying?
You might also just try to not look so goofy. Then people won't have a reason to stare.
Other suggestions:
-"I know you are but what am I?"
-"I'm off the market, b-tch."
-"I'm off the market, fag."
-"I'm off the market, b-tchfag."
-At Hightower, when peeps were being stared at, they'd sing, "Boo!" or "Boo...tee, why you lookin' at me."
-"Pardon me, fine sir, but your habit of pointing your eyeballs in my general direction is becoming bothersome to me. This particular act irks me. It irks and it irks AND IT IRKS. Now while some may just shrug it off, I cannot help but to convey my frustrations to you. Perhaps you weren't cognizant of your actions, and while I'm reticent to protest, I feel I must say something. So here is...WAIT, COME BACK YOU WRETCHED KNAVE!"
-"You gay."
I know Valenza's method to combat this problem was just to stare back. Stare harder and don't break it until the other person does. He said one time he was getting a haircut and this kid was staring at him in the mirror and he just stared back to let the kid know he noticed it and to intimidate him. You might try that if you wanna get ballsy. I've done that a couple of times and it made me feel like quite the hardass.
Hope this helped. Hopefully your fellow preashers will have more suggestions.
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My recommendation to both Rawlings brothers who both suffer from anxiety would be to talk to their doctors and be put on anti-anxiety meds. They can do you wonders, trust me.
While reading your post, I was going to recommend the staring back thing, but you kinda beat me to it. My old roommate used to do it with great success, but then he was also 6'7" and 300 lbs. He'd take it one step further, though - he'd stare back until they got embarrassed and look away, but he'd keep staring until they looked back at him thinking "wait is he still staring at me," and when they'd verify that in fact, he was still staring, they'd get embarrassed all over again and look away.
Morgan, you think I can get some Xanex!? Yum.
Shane, you must be talking about Kelvin, huh?
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