Via BuzzFeed, Rec. by S3x
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Video: 32 Glowsticks in a Toilet
Language NSFW
If you weren't high before watching this, you will be afterward.
List/Sports: The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games
This is my all-time favorite
Now that the X Games are once again in full gear, take a nostalgic look back at The 10 Sickest Tricks from Past Summer X Games.
(I just discovered that it's impossible for me to type 'sickest' without first typing 'sickets'. Did it three times in a row. Odd.)
Via Gorilla Mask
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Video/TV: Sassy Man in the Projects Calls Out Rapist on Local News
You should probably hide your pets, too, just to be safe.
Update: The Autotune the News guys autotuned it. I think we've all kinda put the autotune trend to bed, but this is the jam. We're talking R. Kelly-level production. I'm really hoping this is the last autotune video I ever post.
Update #2: The news did a follow-up about his newfound internet fame.
Via Best Week Ever
Video: Growl, Grunt, Pig Squeal
List/YumYums: The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State
Do yourself a favor and have an In-N-Out burger before you die
Here's The 50 Fattiest Foods in the USA, by State.
Via BuzzFeed
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Video: Flower Warfare
From the same dude who brought you the amazing Light Warfare. If you're not already a subscriber to freddiew's YouTube channel, you should be. A new video with awesome special effects every week.
Video/WTF!?: Death Metal Band of One Performs Intense Backyard Concert
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Video/Music: Show Me Your Genitals
Video/TV: Wheelchair Cat from 'Nick Swardson's Pretend Time'
Good news! The hilarious Nick Swardson has a show coming to Comedy Central this fall. Here's a clip from it.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Video/YumYums: CBS News Takes You to Heart Attack Grill
Spend some time inside an Arizona restaurant that is proud to admit its food is bad for your health. The owner is known as "Dr. John" and the waitresses are dressed up at naughty nurses. Hells. Yes.
Via BuzzFeed
Video/Sports: The Greatest Ultimate Frisbee Catch of All Time
I guess as long as you have control of it, it's allowed to touch the ground. Impressive.
Via DeadSpin
Video: Lightning Slowed Down 300x
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Video: Vote Basil Marceaux.com for Governor of Tennessee
I'm only half sure what Basil Marceaux.com stands for, but I'll be damned if he doesn't have my full support. Time to spice things up in the Volunteer State.
Video/Sports: Orioles Fan Interrupts Game for Several Minutes
This guy rules. Kudos to security for not overdoing the physical force when the finally "caught" him. That's the classy way to deal with these situations.
Via BuzzFeed
Friday, July 23, 2010
List: The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood
Enjoy this before-and-after collection of The 25 Worst Aging Actors in Hollywood.
Video/Music: Kid Cudi Chases Down Stage Crasher
More like on the pursuit of assholeness, amirite!? (boo.)
Via @Vulture
Video: Two Movie Guys Present Salt - Behind the Scenes
Two Movie Guys are a pretty big deal in Oklahoma City. I used to do dumb videos with Lucas before he got all famous and whatnot. Today he sent me their latest creation. Take a few minutes to be astounded by movie magic. (Please pardon the few imperfections. Editing is more difficult than you think.)
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Preash Original/The Internets: Lunch?
Remember when I posted that animated video of two bears talking about the iPhone 4 vs. the HTV Evo? Turns out anyone can make one, complete with customizable scenes, characters, expressions, camera views, etc. Just type the text and customize as you see fit. Try it out at xtranormal.com.
Here's my first attempt. I animated a brief exchange from yesterday between Work Dave and myself.
***A Preash Original***
Update: They only let you publish one movie for free, then they make you pay. So make your first one a good one.
Video/TV: 'K-Town' Cast Reel
It's like Jersey Shore, except with Asians in Koreatown, L.A. I'm not gonna lie...I'm pretty sure I'll be watching this. Hello, Jennifer!
List/Sports: The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History
Enjoy this collection of The 10 Funniest Moments in MMA History. Joe Rogan was cracking me up in #2.
Via Gorilla Mask
Video/TV: GMA Reports on 'Consequences Will Never Be the Same' Video Fallout
My conclusion? None of this would have happened if the parents had payed paid closer attention to what their daughter was doing online. You can't just give a kid a computer with internet access and say, "Have fun." You gotsta monitor that ish.
Via reddit
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
List/YumYums: 24 Weird and Unique Hamburgers
The Fatty Melt, a beef patty between two grilled cheese sandwiches
Salivate to this list of 24 Weird and Unique Hamburgers.
Via Gorilla Mask
Video: Meg Ryan After Wisdom Teeth
He should hook up with this chick and make some confused, euphoric babies.
Via BuzzFeed
Video: Brostitutes
bro-sti-tute - A man who engages in a non-sexual friendship with another man for money.
This is funny and very well done.
Language NSFW
Via BuzzFeed
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Preash Original: Pranking a Band on Charlotte Today
This is a band called Miggs, named after lead singer Don Miggs. They were all really nice guys and good sports about the whole thing. I would like to emphasize that I didn't come up with the idea of this "prank", I just agreed to do it.
Tres happened to come across this video on the band's YouTube account today. I didn't even know it was up.
***A Preash Original***
Monday, July 19, 2010
Music: Big K.R.I.T. feat. Yelawolf - "Hometown Hero (Remix)"
Check out this new song featuring my boy on the rise, Yelawolf. He's got the second verse, but all three verses are pretty strong. He sounds a little like Weezy/Drake at first, which suprised me. Good beat, too. I like the piano. Big K.R.I.T. and Yelawolf are working on an upcoming mixtape called Country Cu$$inz.
Via Nah Right
List/Booze: The 6 Suprising Ways Alcohol is Actually Good for You
He can't always be saving the world
Cracked has a edutaining list of The 6 Suprising Ways Alcohol is Actually Good for You. Drink up!
Via Gorilla Mask
Preash: A Few Minor Additions
Greetings, Preashers.
I've made a few minor additions to the Preash. Now, at the bottom of posts, you'll see "like" and "dislike" buttons. With the simple click of a mouse, you can let me know what you think of particular posts.
Also, there are now quick share buttons, so you can easily link Preash posts via Twitter, Facebook, etc. I hear that social networking is gonna be a big deal soon.
Have a glorious week. Don't kiss any boys.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Video: Just Another Day in an Oakland Burger King Parking Lot
A parking lot of pantsless pregnant chicks punching, plus pit bulls, pot and a police officer getting hit by a car. What a beautiful day.
Language NSFW
Via Gorilla Mask
Video/Movies: Ferris Club (Mash-Up)
Mash-up videos are a dime a dozen. For that reason, I almost didn't watch this mash-up of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and my favorite action film of all time, Fight Club. But I'm sure glad I did, because it's really f*cking good.
Movies/The Internets: HOLY SH*T. AN ELI PORTER DOCUMENTARY TRAILER
If you're a regular Preasher, you know that this is one of my favorite viral videos of all time.
And now this...a trailer for a documentary about internet legend Eli Porter. Sure, that song makes pretty much anything look epic and earth-shattering, and odds are this documentary won't hold up, but still!
Via Videogum
Video: Meneo - The Birth of Santa Nalga
This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while. A warped new take on an internet classic.
Via BuzzFeed
Video: Arguing with an Ibex
They seem to be having trouble getting over the language barrier.
Via BuzzFeed
Video: Angry Dad Cuts a Promo on Internet Trolls
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Video/Music/TV: M.I.A. Performs "Born Free" on Letterman
I already tweeted this, but I feel like I need to post it here, too. The whole thing is too hilarious to be missed. The keyboard player is my hero.
Via @Vulture
Vintage Video/TV: Hell's Angel Confronts Hunter S. Thompson on a Canadian Talk Show
With all that's going on in the world today, it's important to look back and remember how hilarious domestic abuse was in the '60s. Oh, the good ol' days.
Via Gorilla Mask
Monday, July 12, 2010
Music/WTF!?: Harry Roy and His Orchestra - "My Girl's Pussy" (1931)
Just a feel-good song about a guy and his girlfriend's pet cat. I thought for sure it was "FAKE!" It's not. The lyrics are amazing. He had to know, right?
Video: INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Video: Interview with a Creepy Robot
She actually seems like kind of a bitch. The robot, that is. I don't think it would take me very long to start talking sh*t to the robot or make crude sexual remarks.
Via BuzzFeed
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Video/Music: Vintage Video of Henry Rollins and Black Flag F*cking with Young Interviewer
I had never seen this before. Good stuff.
Language NSFW
Via reddit
Friday, July 9, 2010
Chicks/The Internets: Girl/Camera/Mirror
NSFW
Girl/Camera/Mirror is exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy.
Via @AnthonyCumia
Video: Fashion Tips from Mel Gibson
Here is the infamous audio of Mel Gibson berating his woman. He says "ssstewpid" like an angry 5th grader. Wow, this guy is a world-class asshole.
Language NSFW
Via @OpieRadio
List/Sports: The 5 Most Ridiculous Parts from ESPN's LeBron James Announcement
The 5 Most Ridiculous Parts from ESPN's LeBron James Announcement. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed #5.
Video/The Internets: CBS News Interviews the Double Rainbow Guy
Suprisingly, he comes off as a nature-loving hippy. Also, the rainbow rays knocked him to the ground.
Via Videogum
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Video/TV: The Best of Jake vs. Vienna
I don't watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette, but I will never pass up a good fight. So when I was channel surfing the other night (the kids still say that, right?) and came across two douchey white people bickering like middle school exes, I watched. And I tweeted. And I watched.
That Jake is one smarmy sonuvabitch, ain't he? And Vienna seems like a real ballbuster. It's a shame they couldn't make it work.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Video: Wave Machine Makes Pictures in the Water
This. Changes. Everything.
Wait no, sorry, no it doesn't.
Music Video: Asher Roth - "Toni Braxton"
Say what you want about Asher, but the man is an amazing lyricist. Multi-syllabic rhymes galore!
And you know I'm a sucker for seeing musicians coming up with songs in the studio, so here's a video of Asher working with Pharrell on tracks for the sophomore album, The Spaghetti Tree.
Via Nah Right
Video/TV: 'Louie', The Poker Scene
I can't believe you're still not watching this show.
Language NSFW
Via Gorilla Mask
Video/TV: Bad Girls Club Season 5 Teaser
These girls are going to learn a lot about themselves in their short time in the house.
Preash to Valenza
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Video: legal high.... just trust me
These are the type of people you spend your life trying to avoid, but somehow you find yourself at their house at 4am after a "work party" and they won't let you leave. Nah, I'm just joking, I love 'em to death.
(You'll wanna keep annotations on for this one.)
Language NSFW
Preash to Lucas
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Video: The Emotional Double Rainbow Guy
"What does it meeean!? Tell me. Too much. Tell me what it means!" :')
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Here's another one from the same guy, if you're curious to know what he looks like.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Music: Yelawolf - "Box Chevy"
This song has been out for over two years and it just hit my radar yesterday. Why? Because Yelawolf is just now starting to get some traction in the rap world.
Yelawolf is a white rapper from Alabama. From just looking at him, you'd probably expect him to be a lead singer in a Good Charlotte-esque pop-punk band.
Over the last year, he's done songs with Bun B, Slim Thug and most recently Big Boi. And apparently Eminem is a fan.
Yesterday I was researching Yelawolf and came across this song, "Box Chevy." Despite being years old, the song is still ahead of it's time compared to most of the stuff you hear today. I've never heard a beat like this. So simple with a menacing drone and drum set kicks, snares, etc. And Yelawolf's delivery is equally original and compelling.
If he keeps coming out with stuff like this during his ascent, he has a chance of sticking around for a while.
Friday, July 2, 2010
Video: iPhone 4 Promo, The Deleted Scenes
This kind of enthusiasm is impossible to ignore.
Language NSFW