Asher Roth is an incredible lyricist with a smooth delivery...who also happens to be a skinny white kid.
Here's DJ Drama introducing a little verse from him on Rap City.
Here, he spits a verse on The Clipse's "Mr. Me Too" beat.
If you do a YouTube search for his name, you'll find all types of stuff.
He just released The Greenhouse Effect mixtape with DJ Drama and Don Cannon. You can listen to the entire thing and/or download it for free here.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Music: Asher Roth...the next Eminem?
List/TV: The Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
Check out this compilation of The Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera.
Preash to Steve R.
Movies: My quick Wanted review
I went to see Wanted on Friday night. It was quite awesome.
It was like The Matrix meets Fight Club, minus the originality of those two films. You still get a bunch of badass scenes and special effects and stuff, though.
My problem with Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk was that they were so formulaic and predictable, with several slow parts, that I found myself bored and not paying attention at times. (Granted, due to a lifetime of the instant gratification that comes with channel surfing and web browsing, I have an extremely short attention span.) But there wasn't one time during Wanted that I looked at my watch to see how long it'd been since it started.
My only complaint is that they showed most of the best shots in the trailer and commercials. They should have saved some of it for only in the movie.
I give it a solid 3 Preahes.
Oh, and BTW, Angelina Jolie is too skinny now. She needs to put back on about 15-20 lbs. She was perfect when she was curvy.
I can't wait to see Wall-E next. It's got a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes and is supposed to be f*cking brilliant.
Preash: A Night in Uptown
So Work Dave and I ventured to Uptown (what they call downtown in Charlotte) to meet up with Triz and booze it up.
We drove to the light rail and took that to Uptown with the intention of crashing at John's place. It's been a while since I've gone out knowing that I wouldn't have to drive home. There's nothing more liberating than realizing that you can get as obliterated as you want and not have to worry about driving. Great stuff.
We had a few at Triz's then went to a place called Neighborhood Theatre in NoDa (North Davidson) to peep a Canadian band called Islands. I had never heard of them before but was in the mood for some live music and liked what I read about their style.
They were pretty awesome. They had two Asian violin players in the band.
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Your boy at the concert. You can see one of the violin players in the bkg.
Triz and I tag-teaming the light rail safety fence thingy.
Gettin' it.
Work Dave and Triz befriended a couple of ladies.
I seemed to have a thing for inanimate objects that night.
Dunno.
Captain Smooth
The night ended with a late-night wrestling session. Any of my former roommates will tell you that I have a tendency to incite such events when extremely inebriated. Today I have a gorgous raspberry on my face, bruises all over and multiple carpet burns to show for it. Very professional-looking.
Quiz: Candy Bar Cross-Section Quiz
This is pretty fun. See how many candy bars you can identify by looking a pic of its cross-section.
I scored a mediocre 10/20.
Video/WTF!?: Frightening Fire PSA
If I were a little kid and saw this PSA on TV, I'd have nightmares for weeks. Hell, I'll probably still have nightmares...
Via BestWeekEver.tv
Movies: A 300 sequel in the works
According to Variety, a sequel to the movie 300 is in the works. Tight.
Link via Pop Candy
Friday, June 27, 2008
TV/The Internets/Video: Fun With Laugh Tracks
Check out this hilarious compilation of serious TV shows that have laugh tracks added. It's brilliant stuff.
Here's just one of them...The Wire.
Language NSFW
Link via Gorilla Mask
Newsish: Verne Troyer suing TMZ
Verne Troyer (Mini Me) is suing TMZ for $20 million for releasing parts of his sex tape.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The Internets: How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?
Answer 6 simple questions to find out how long you could survive in space (no suit, no oxygen) before dying. Then it tells you how you died. Fresh.
Link via In4mador
Video: Family Matter Remix
Simply Brilliant.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Fun Fact: One of my brother's heroes is Carl Winslow.
WTF!?: The Doodys crowned as The Faggot Family
This is quite possibly the greatest article ever.
Even the picture caption is incredible. "The Doody family hopes to raise profile of faggots."
Link via BestWeekEver.tv
Movies: Early Reviews of The Dark Knight
List/Booze: 10 Cool (and Free) Magic Bar Tricks
Wanna impress your friend at the bar? Tell 'em you frequent Preash.net.
If that doesn't work, peep 10 Cool (and Free) Magic Bar Tricks
Link via Gorilla Mask
Chicks/List: The 10 Hottest Celebrity Cougars
Check out this list (with video) of The 10 Hottest Celebrity Cougars
Link via Gorilla Mask
Newsish/WTF!?: A Verne Troyer sex tape
Wow.
Apparently there a Verne Troyer (Mini Me) sex tape floating around out there. Jesus.
porn star
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Video: Chuck E. Cheese band performs Usher's "Love in This Club"
This "band" scared the sh*t outta me the first few times I went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Movies: Arrested Development movie news
According to Jason Bateman, the rumored Arrested Development movie is set to begin shooting next year. Awesome.
Link via Pop Candy
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Preash: A weekend with my parents
My parents came to Charlotte and we drove to Charleston for the weekend. Here a few quick highlights/lowlights.
- My dad making up words that don't need to be made up. Ex. "The entrance is over there...but where's the outrance."
- My mom using the term "for shizzle" in regular conversation when we arrived at Arby's.
- My dad constantly clearing his throat so loudly that it scares you.
- My mom constantly sneezing so loudly that it scares you...and annoys passengers on the airplane (my dad said a guy turned around and gave her a look).
- My mom now walks so slowly that it's literally an effort to walk with her...and stairs, forget about it.
- 6 hours round trip to Charleston...in the car...with my parents. 6 hours.
- My mom asking on 5 seperate occasions about my ex-girlfriend, how she's doing, if we'll ever date again, etc.
- My dad incessantly adjusting my car A/C.
- Meals. Giant, delicious meals.
- My mom's impulse buy at the grocery store...American flag bandanas. And her returning them the next day.
- Being teased by my dad for "getting all fancy" to go eat dinner...then being rejected by the restaurant because he was wearing a sleeveless t-shirt. "We actually don't allow gentlemen without sleeves."
- My mom crying at dinner because she was "proud of the man" her son has become. She's good at that.
So anyway, it was a good time. Family is great...in moderation. Love you guys.
Note: My brother suggested that I take this down because "it's a little harsh" but I'm leaving it up A) Because it's not harsh at all and B) Because no parents have as good of a sense of humor as mine...they know it comes from a good place. Plus, my brother's a Nancy.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
List/Booze: Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die
This list of The Top 10 Drinking Achievements Before You Die makes me wanna go out and get rip-roaring drunk right now.
Video: Fat Iraqi Gangsta Kid
This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever.
So great, in fact, that I'm making up a entire new, unprecedented Preash level for it.
##### A 5-Preasher #####
Newsish/Music: Young Buck cries to 50 Cent
Admittedly confused
Click here to hear audio of Young Buck blubbering like a b*tch to 50 Cent over the phone.
There's a whole G-Unit drama backstory that I'm too lazy to get into...
Sports/WTF!?: Glen Davis' Trophy Pose
Have a look at Glen "Big Baby" Davis posing with NBA Championship trophy.
Wow, buddy.
Video/Sports: Best MMA Knockouts of 2008
The year's about halfway over. Here's a compilation of the best KOs of the year thus far.
List/Booze: The 10 Types of Drunk Photos You Don't Want to Be In
This is a pretty funny list of The 10 Types of Drunk Photos You Don't to Be In
Link via Gorilla Mask
The Internets/Music: Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham popped up on the internets quite a while back. He's a nerdy white kid who writes super-clever rap songs.
Here's a new one from him. Peep game, if you will.
The Internets: Create Your Own Movie Subtitles
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Video: Meet the Harvard Sailing Team
This is quite funny.
Harvard Sailing Team is a sketch comedy troupe. Click here to see more of their stuff on their YouTube channel.
I've peeped a couple of their videos and they're hilarious.
Music: Lil' Wayne dominates sales
Lil' Wayne's The Carter III sold over one million copies in its first week.
I'm not surprised...this was one of the most anticipated rap albums I've seen in a long time.
It's the first time the six-figure threshold since 50 Cent's The Massacre over three years ago.
Congrats to Weezy. In the spirit of one million, here's a related track off the album.
Language NSFW
Oh, also, I give the album a solid 3 Preashes. You should definitely peep it.
TV/The Internets: Zach Morris and Carlton Banks animated gifs
A couple of classic TV moments remixed...
First, "Zach Morris is a C-cup"
And second, "Carlton Banks' Punch Out"
Thanks.
List/Chicks/Sports: The 10 Hottest Female Golfers
Anna Rawson
Peep this list (with video) of The 10 Hottest Female Golfers.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
List/Video/Music: When Rock Stars Attack
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Check out this rad compilation (there's a buttload of videos) of The Best Onstage Outburts! Some are Language NSFW
Link via Gorilla Mask
Movies: Bruno movie has a release date
Universal announced that the Bruno movie will be release May 15, 2009.
My prediction is that by that point there will have already been so much hype and advertising that I'll already be sick of it.
Newsish: Hulk Hogan's family threatened
Tapes were recently released of telephone threats made to the Hogan family, allegedly by Nick Graziano's older half-brother.
They are pretty graphic. Click here to listen to them - Language NSFW
Video/Movies: Two-Face Dark Knight teaser
Check out this teaser clip of Two-Face from the upcoming The Dark Knight (the next Batman movie).
Chicks/Video: Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year Plays Wii Fit
This is quite hot.
Check out these videos of Playboy's Cyber Girl of the Year, Jo Garcia, playing Wii Fit. - Kinda NSFW
Link via Gorilla Mask
List: The 10 Most Innovative Bathrooms from Around the World
Cracked has a pretty rad list of The 10 Most Innovative Bathrooms from Around the World
Link via Gorilla Mask
List/Chicks/Video: The 10 Hottest Videos of Drunk Chicks Making Out
Unibrow's got a compilation of The 10 Hottest Videos of Drunk Chicks Making Out
Links via Gorilla Mask
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Video: Kitten Again
LOL!
I keep laughing thinking about the cat's face at the beginning. Great stuff.
'.'.'.'.' A 4-Preasher! '.'.'.'.'
Chicks: Kim Kardashian getting in the pool
Check out this pic of Kim Kardashian getting in the pool.
Dayum, that girl is juicy.
Movies/Quiz: How Many Sequels Were There?
List: The 10 Worst Dads in America
Maxim has a pretty funny list of The 10 Worst Dads in America
Link via Gorilla Mask
List/Chicks/Movies: The 10 Hottest Topless Bathtub Movie Scenes
Unibrow's got a compilation of The 10 Hottest Topless Bathtub Movie Scenes - NSFW
Link via Gorilla Mask
Chicks: eBaum's Real Girls #36
Real Girls #36 - Pretty NSFW
Bonus: Busty MySpace 6 - Potentially NSFW
Video: High Speed Treadmill Disaster
I beg to differ. It is funny.
Usually I try to stay away from posting treadmill falls, but this one was exceptional. Reminds me of T-2000 breaking apart as he's walking after he's sprayed with liquid nitrogen.
Language NSFW
Video: Racing Crashes
Feeling destructive? Wanna see a compilation of brutal racing crashes?
Then watch this, you sick bastard.
Badass/Politix: Obama throwback jerseys for sale!
This is so awesome.
You can buy a replica of Barack Obama's college prep-school basketball jersey. Tiiiiiight.
Link via With Leather
Sports/Video: Lakers fans berate Celtics
Check out this video of Lakers fan berating Celtics players as they get on the bus. Good stuff.
Newsish: Tom Cruise suing Dr. Drew
"F*ck yo couch!"
Tom Cruise is suing Dr. Drew over some comments made about him in an upcoming issue of Playboy.
TV: The Office spin-off tidbit
Human Giant's Aziz Ansari has been hired to be The Office spin-off. Tight. Aziz is funny.
Link via Pop Candy
Thursday, June 12, 2008
List/Movies: Adam Sandler Movies from Worst to Best
Little Nicky sucked ass
Rotten Tomatoes has all 18 of Adam Sandler's career ranked from worst to last, based on critics' reviews. (In my experience, most fans have those two flip-flopped.)
Their #8 is my #1, with their #4 in a close 2nd.
List/TV: The 25 Worst Sitcoms Ever
Check out this list of The 25 Worst Sitcoms Ever
Perfect Strangers!? BULLSH*T!
Link via Pop Candy
WTF!?: The 12 Worst Photoshop Mistakes
Check out this gallery of The 12 Worst Photoshop Mistakes. NOW.
Link via Gorilla Mask
List/TV: The Top 10 Celebrity Racist Moments Caught on Camera
Unibrow's got a nice compilation of The Top 10 Celebrity Racist Moments Caught on Camera.
Link via Gorilla Mask
Video: Driving on Salvia
Salvia is the root of the sage plant...and it makes you trip. It's completely legal (for now) and sold at most head shops. It's not toxic or addictive. You smoke it like pot, in a joint, bong or whatevz.
It comes it varying potencies, ranked by a number with an x after it. For example, 30x salvia is stronger than 10x. The stronger stuff is like an acid trip; the weaker stuff is like a weed high.
It makes people instantly turn retarded for a short time. Do a YouTube search for salvia and you'll see thousands of videos of people tripping on salvia. (This one's pretty funny.)
Anyway, after all that set-up...this guy makes funny videos about doing various activies on salvia and...well, you'll get the joke.
Also, check out Gardening on Salvia and Writing a Letter to Congress on Salvia.
Music: New NKOTB
Check out the new New Kids on the Block video...it's good for a laugh.
Apparently somebody forgot to tell Donnie's eyebrows about the reunion.
Note: Despite this post, I'm still hetero.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
List/Chicks/Sports: The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporter of All Time
Jill Arrington
All Balls has an awesome compilation (with video) of The 10 Hottest Sideline Reporters of All Time.
Link via Gorilla Mask
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